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MrVicchio
2004-10-01, 09:43 PM
A Japanese man died after a bite from his pet hamster caused anaphylactic shock, Mainichi Shimbun reports. Ther nameless forty-something succumbed after repeated bites from the animal sensitised his immune system to such a degree that the final mouthful provoked a fatal bout of asthma.

An autopsy proved that the victim had suffered an acute reaction to protein contained in the homicidal hamster's saliva. Shortly after the assault, he began to cough and wheeze. By the time he reached Saitama Red Cross Hospital, his heart and lungs had ceased to function.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/09/30/killer_hamster/


This.. is just sadly funny.

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-10-01, 09:44 PM
Reminds me of the Sims.

Jekz
2004-10-01, 09:46 PM
That poor man...

I call for hamster genocide.

Setari
2004-10-01, 09:46 PM
wow. shows you that you shouldnt let your hamster watch stylishly awesome japanese martial arts movies.

ViperGTS
2004-10-01, 09:49 PM
Hahahahaha wow.
That fucking sucks. I am so never gettting a ahmster :D

JetRaiden
2004-10-01, 09:49 PM
:rofl: :rofl:

oh man...

Everay
2004-10-01, 09:56 PM
HAMTARO! snooper penelopy blah blah my ham hams.... HAMTARO!

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-10-01, 10:12 PM
http://img1.uploadimages.net/207737ohshithamhams.jpg

Actual photograph. All japanese photos are both on black backgrounds and have super magnified eyes.

DaShiznit
2004-10-01, 11:42 PM
Dude, everything in Japan can kill you. Dozens have already been killed by "Hello Kitty". And don't get me started on Hamtaro's reign of terror.

Sputty
2004-10-01, 11:44 PM
That hamster rules

Infernus
2004-10-02, 12:04 AM
Reminds me of the Sims.

haha... guinea pig disease!