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I Hate Pants
2004-10-04, 09:30 PM
BUCHAREST, Romania - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken�s neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday.

It said 67-year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

�I confused it with the chicken�s neck,� Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. �I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it.�

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

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Corrosion
2004-10-04, 09:31 PM
OH.
FUCKING.
LAWL.

:lol:
I Hate Pants
2004-10-04, 09:33 PM
Im just imagining this old man screaming at his dick thinking it's a chicken, and then cutting his penis off think he killed it.
Setari
2004-10-04, 09:34 PM
at least he didnt use a shotgun.
JetRaiden
2004-10-04, 09:36 PM
that man is clearly retarded. He needs to be admitted immediately. If I ever did that, I would take the knife and slit my throat.
Setari
2004-10-04, 09:38 PM
that man is clearly retarded. He needs to be admitted immediately. If I ever did that, I would take the knife and slit my throat.
you would be writhing on the floor in agony because you just killed your "pet chicken"
Zodiac
2004-10-04, 09:55 PM
wtf. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Triggar
2004-10-04, 10:06 PM
I feel bad for him :(
I Hate Pants
2004-10-04, 10:16 PM
I feel bad for him :(
pfffffffft, he had it coming
AztecWarrior
2004-10-04, 10:49 PM
Woooow.
Infernus
2004-10-04, 10:51 PM
... I wish mine could be mistaken for a chicken neck... hell... I'd give anything for it to be mistaken as a finger.
Wraithlord
2004-10-04, 11:02 PM
oh mai!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Dharkbayne
2004-10-04, 11:31 PM
Wtf.


Why was his penis out in the first place?
KarlMarxist
2004-10-04, 11:47 PM
Dhark's got a point, what the hell was it doing out? Was he going to masturbate while cutting the chicken's head off? Seriously.
Fragmatic
2004-10-05, 02:55 AM
Dhark's got a point, what the hell was it doing out? Was he going to masturbate while cutting the chicken's head off? Seriously.

Us chicken fetishists love it! :D
Roswell34
2004-10-05, 07:18 AM
afterwards the dog came and ate it...=/
1024
2004-10-05, 09:48 AM
Us chicken fetishists love it! :D
you know it!
Red October
2004-10-05, 10:30 AM
He would have saved a lot of trouble and grief if he had just choked his chicken.
oddfish
2004-10-05, 11:00 AM
... losing one's penis is certainly grounds for self-termination. :nod:

and yeah, I too would like to know what the fuck his dick was doing out in the first place. That's just weird...
Red October
2004-10-05, 11:13 AM
and yeah, I too would like to know what the fuck his dick was doing out in the first place. That's just weird...

I think his chicken story is a phallus'y
oddfish
2004-10-05, 11:17 AM
I think his chicken story is a phallus'y

Red, i ought to stab you in the lungs for that one.
JetRaiden
2004-10-05, 12:11 PM
I'd like to see how he explains this to his wife.
MrPaul
2004-10-05, 01:39 PM
What makes you think he has a wife? I bet he got lonely and the chicken pecked his pecker off.
Mag
2004-10-05, 03:21 PM
that man is clearly retarded. He needs to be admitted immediately. If I ever did that, I would take the knife and slit my throat.
You best steer clean of wearing Hamma's bea- err pants then.