[Long Read]The Cave

[Derfud]

Nav posted this on the BOHICA forums. I've been looking for this link forever. IT's a long read, but well worth it, just dont do it at 2:00 am, it gets pretty freaky.

http://www.holyshiite.com/caver/page1.html

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Are there tits?

[Navaron]

Are there tits?


Just your mom's, so they aren't that great.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Just your mom's, so they aren't that great.

Your signature is a lie.

[Infernus]

er... k?

[AztecWarrior]

...wow. I skimmed through it and am amazed.

[Infernus]

none of the pictures were work... I picked up on a tight cave and crystal formations... what did I miss?

[Spee]

Satan + Cave + Unwitting Explorers - Shitty Movie opportunity. = TEH CAVE!

[Derfud]

Yeah, the site is really old, which would explain why the pictures dont work.

[JetRaiden]

whoa, long read indeed. whats it about?

[AztecWarrior]

whoa, long read indeed. whats it about?
Read it, you dyslexic whore.

[Dharkbayne]

Needs moar cliff notes. I don't have time.

[AztecWarrior]

You are all whores to the instant-gratification society with its mass media, no mental involvement, and MTV. READ IT.

(Unless you are genuinely busy.)

[KarlMarxist]

Pretty much about his mysterious adventures in the mystery Cave.

[Dharkbayne]

Pretty much about his mysterious adventures in the mystery Cave.


THANKS. THAT EXPLAINED EVERYTHING.



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[KarlMarxist]

Sorry Dhark, you wanted an explaination? Here. he and his friend, go to some cave. They think noone's been there before, his friend had an accident. (his friend had the accident a long time ago, and he "wasn't going to be able to walk" and then some sob sucess story happens) yadda yadda yadda, some stupid stuff happens. He and his friend get into the cave, and try to open a hole so they can go farther into it. It takes them a long time. Then they leave, go get dinner and some other crap. Pictures don't work. His story was odd. Rumbling of trucks, and a few other things I can barely recall. There's a link. Read it. They used a cordless drill, and then a bullpin and hammer of some-sort to try and open the hole, switching off when they broke into sweats.

[Squeeky]

Read this awhile ago. Freaky indeed.

[Octavian]

It's scary enough at 4PM. Right now he's just met Satan and is waiting for his friend to climb up the rope.

EDIT - Damnit, what happened to page 11?

[Derfud]

Yeah, is Satan pulling him back in yet? Thats my favourite part!

By the way, the site is a few years old and is mirrored on that site (it's not the original) which explains why the pics dont work. I have seen them before though, and I can vouch they are real)

[_-Gunslinger-_]

OK now thats REALLY freaking me out. Its now 1:15 in the morning. I have read 10 pages of this mindfuck of a story.

Overview, this in no way does justice to teh freakout factor.

It starts out with a cave and his "crippled" friend. They find a cave hole that they then widen to explore deeper. It takes a long time, the hole emits wind and occasionaly sound, such as rocks sliding togather like a rock door rolling back, or a low rumble. At one point a horid scream is let out, they continue anyhow. The bring a third person along so that there is now two able bodied people going to explore the cave. Problem is the storyteller hits his head and cannot continue, the third guy does. His alloted exporation time elapses and he comes back in a hurry. After this he is not heard from for quite some time, at least a month. So they go back after 2 weeks and the storyteller goes into the cave. He gets to the room with a large bolder and then past it. The sound of moving rock, he goes back to find the large bolder moved convieniently cutting off his phone to his friend. He goes into the new hole and some wierd stuff happens. He runs as fast as he can out of the cave. Gets to the hole they drilled, crawls out, and as they ascend up and out of the mouth of the cave something is causing the rope to be taunt. He says something was pulling on the rope and I am obliged to agree with him. Reason: The got to the tree the rope was tied to and they cut the rope. It WHIPS accross the ground, not slides, not skids, but goes at a very quick pace as if something was pulling on it. Well needless to say this guys fucked in the head. Doesnt leave his house save for his drugs and to buy a gun for 3 weeks. The tenth page describes how he is goign to venture back into the tomb assumably for some closure...

Now as I said befor I have read 10 pages of this story. I would love to continue but the last page is missing... :scared: :scared:

Did anyone else read page 11? Is it just an ISP problem? Or is it he never made it back to write page 11. WTF! How am I supposed to get to sleep now!?!

Edit: Just noticed that there is no page 11. It ends there. Site says last updated May Fifth 2001. Witch coincides with the last pages update. So I guess hes dead or someone is playing a reall elaborate joke.

[Octavian]

I just found out it's a copy of the book by Thomas Lera.

http://www.dougaustin.com/tlcaves/shortstories.html

It's the one at the bottom, a shortened version of the full book but the end is pretty good.

[Wraithlord]

so what was in the fucking cave? 404 ERROR!!?

ohnoes!
damnit! :mad: :mad:

[Octavian]

Actually it was in an ancient entity that was going around for a few hundred years feeding until it went back to hibernating. It says it's an old 'native' American myth in the book.

[Wraithlord]

in which book, the one this guy ripped his story off of? or in his, in his it mentions something like that yes, but never actually says thats what it was

[Octavian]

In the shortened version of the book it does.

[JetRaiden]

oh man. I wanna buy a gun and go there.

no wait! itll be PSU:MC!

[oddfish]

oh man. I wanna buy a gun and go there.

no wait! itll be PSU:MC!

PSU:MC??? You mean MG... right? Alpha, Beta, Gamma... never mind. I'm a nazi.. i know.. :(

[Dharkbayne]

PSU:MC??? You mean MG... right? Alpha, Beta, Gamma... never mind. I'm a nazi.. i know.. :(


Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, noob.

[oddfish]

Dhark.. don't make me beat you to death with my dick.

[hazzer2007]

dyslexic whore.

HAY, watch it "AztecWarrior"

[EarlyDawn]

So the conclusion is that this is a work of fiction?

[Edit: Just finished it. Very good read.]

[Hezzy]

This is definatly fiction.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Still haven't answered my question.

[Octavian]

What question?

[Setari]

HAY, watch it "AztecWarrior"
and...your point?

[Mango]

EDIT - Damnit, what happened to page 11?

Teh cave monster ate him, thats why there is no page 11
And I have uncovered a horrific picture of the beast:
http://intellectualize.org/images/bunny2.jpg

[OfaLoaf]

Teh cave monster ate him, thats why there is no page 11
And I have uncovered a horrific picture of the beast:
http://intellectualize.org/images/bunny2.jpg
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/holy_hand_grenade-01.jpg

[Infernus]

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

[DaShiznit]

That scared the FUCK out of me. The scariest part was when you click the "next" button and there's NO PAGE! Dude, that fucked with my head. But it was a work of fiction?

[Sputty]

wtf, the 19th, he was going back the next day. The page was last updated on the 23rd? Obviously fiction from that alone.