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KarlMarxist
2004-10-07, 12:24 AM
http://www.october.com/media/movie/tremors.jpg

Tremors, Starring Kevin Bacon.

Tremors, this is a great story, not seen by many. We have here, Perfection City Nevada. Desert, Rocks, and Kevin Bacon. There's these two guys, Kevin Bacon and Earl Ward playing some random guys. Earl is the older one, but Kevin Bacon is the more comprehending of the pair. People die and stuff, and some of it's funny. Then they decide to leave, and they meet Rhonda. She's some seismotologist and a bunch of weird jokes about country people confusing her with a real scientist ensue (as if there's a difference) Except of course Kevin Bacon. Then they go pole-vaulting, then they go to town, people die Except Kevin Bacon, they hide on the roof, Kevin Bacon finds out the creatures hear "vibrations" not counting heartbeat or breathing, whispering counts as safe too. They meet Bert and his lovely wife Heather, because Kevin Bacon went and ran about 90 yards to a huge Bulldozer and attached it to a container of some sort, and after they meet these crazy two 2nd amendmant lovers. They gain about 50+ guns too many and explosives. They kill 3 of the 4 "graboids" promptly named thus by wily old chinese guy named Walter Chang. Walter Chang being the mastermind behind the name, thusly is eaten a few scenes later. Back to it. Kevin Bacon being the wily man he is, takes the last explosive, runs near a cliff's edge, throws it, and scares the remaining "graboid" off the "cliff-side" (they're subteranean) and thus it falls and explodes at the bottom. Kevin Bacon kisses Rhonda, and stuff happens.

You see Kevin Bacon throughout the Movie, so you should see it.

Dharkbayne
2004-10-07, 12:49 AM
Old shitty movie, and you told the whole plot, so who the fuck would want to see it now anyways.

KarlMarxist
2004-10-07, 12:55 AM
Did not. There's more. You get to SEE Kevin Bacon do this.

Derfud
2004-10-07, 01:01 AM
So... What's so good about Kevin Bacon?

KarlMarxist
2004-10-07, 01:13 AM
It's Kevin Bacon... What's not good about him? Look.

http://www.geocities.com/princess_seesa/Kevin_Bacon.jpg

That's an autograph for ME!

Warborn
2004-10-07, 01:32 AM
I liked this movie. The sequel sucked though. Apparently there was a third movie, but I was too old to be dumb enough to rent it at that point. I know when a franchise is being milked for the last time.

KarlMarxist
2004-10-07, 01:58 AM
I happened to see the second and third on the sci-fi channel. You were very prudent in the matter. Flying Graboids... Once underground... Once on the ground... NOW IN THE AIR?!?!?!? When will it end?!

KarlMarxist
2004-10-07, 01:59 AM
sorry, I accidently entered again.

Everay
2004-10-07, 02:35 AM
old fuckin movie man, seen it at least a dozen times, its alright.

OfaLoaf
2004-10-07, 06:20 AM
mmmm... bacon.....

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-10-07, 06:38 AM
It is the opinion of this board that Karl really really wants to give Kevin Bacon a reacharound. If for no other reason than because he loves the arts, in Philedelphia.

Sputty
2004-10-07, 07:15 AM
opwnxt by teh fwoggy
That being said Tremors 1 wasn't good, and tremors 2 and 3 were some of the worst movies ever made

ViperGTS
2004-10-07, 07:25 AM
Pretty good movie.
:D

Breed
2004-10-07, 10:18 AM
Tremors is a cracking good film, a shame that the second and third were such utter poop.

A bit like Starship Troopers, the first one for teh win, the second is a joke.

JetRaiden
2004-10-07, 10:23 AM
I saw the cover the one of the Tremors movies with a guy holding a cardboard assault rifle, and a giant worm coming up from under him. that was enough to convince me to never watch one of those movies.

Baneblade
2004-10-07, 12:27 PM
The TV show wasn't bad, but the concept really was played out.

Lonehunter
2004-10-07, 01:20 PM
I've always loved this movie, Burt is the man!

Infernus
2004-10-07, 02:44 PM
It was a good movie... Scifi ruined it though with their series...

Hamma
2004-10-07, 06:36 PM
This thread frightens me.

On a side note, my old boss's son was named Kevin Bacon

xmodum
2004-10-07, 07:23 PM
I'v seen all the movies, (Tremors 1, 2, 3, and 4), And some of the series, theres nothing special. OMFG BIG ASS WORM. Blow it up with dinamyte. Problem Solved.
OMFG LITTLE FAT PIG LOOKING FUCKERS! Blow them away with shotguns. Problem Solved.
OMFG, THEY FLY! Get some more shotguns. Problem Solved.
Boring.

JetRaiden
2004-10-07, 07:24 PM
This thread frightens me.

On a side note, my old boss's son was named Kevin Bacon

did he hunt collosal mutant worms?

Fehronozova
2004-10-07, 08:31 PM
did he hunt collosal mutant worms?
Who doesn't?

Oh wait. :)

Madcow
2004-10-08, 03:00 AM
People that don't get purposely cheesy movies make me sad.

Hamma
2004-10-09, 11:43 AM
did he hunt collosal mutant worms?
Only on alternating tuesdays.

Hezzy
2004-10-09, 11:46 AM
Only on alternating tuesdays.

I KNEW IT.