Have you ever woundered what PlanetSide really is?

[Mtx]

PlanetSide

PlanetSide is a belt buckle that's used by the US military! It folds out into a tent and keeps you warm at night.

Mtx

Mtx is like a normal glass bead, but it can only be operated by a trained professional.


http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi


:)

[Unregistered]

WoooooooooooooHooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

GreatDane
GreatDane is a fridge magnet that cures all known illnesses, increases your sex appeal and squirts water.


Unregistered
Unregistered is a webcam that dispenses tea or coffee! It has a mind of its own and makes money fast.

[Hamma]

:rofl:

Hamma
Hamma is a scooter that makes you invisible! It extends at the touch of a button and loves you as a person.

[Shiver]

-shiver-
-shiver- is a wristwatch! It shouts 'WARNING!' at the first sign of danger!

PSU
PSU is an MP3 player that helps the medicine go down! It is voice-activated and comes with a variety of coloured fascias.

new dawn
new dawn is a billboard! It can be controlled by willpower alone!

[Kaikou]

Kaikou
Kaikou is a video recorder that secretes a sticky glue!

sticky glue eh..so thats what they call it...

[Tobias]

Tobias
Tobias is a lunchbox that sorts your mail! It talks.

[Mtx]

Originally posted by Kaikou
Kaikou
Kaikou is a video recorder that secretes a sticky glue!

sticky glue eh..so thats what they call it...


:ugh:

[Arglaar]

Arglaar
Arglaar is like a normal mattress, but it can easily be recycled.

PSU-Arglaar
PSU-Arglaar is an armchair that destroys household pests!

-CDL-Arglaar
-CDL-Arglaar is a sofa that kills weeds down to the root and is designed by Terence Conran.

-CDL-
-CDL- is a TV remote control! It has adverts on the side!

[Shiver]

dgeorgeson
dgeorgeson is a necklace that plugs into the mains! It plays Nethack.

PSbriley
PSbriley is a housebrick that glows in the dark and uses the Amazon API.

[Arglaar]

Tribalwar
Tribalwar is a burger carton that can light cigarettes! It can bring down an elephant and has a built-in motion sensor.


www.tribalwar.com
www.tribalwar.com is a teddybear that folds out into a tent and follows you around.

Oh how scary that is...

[Hamma]

:rofl:

[Unregistered]

You have been warned.

www.planetside-universe.com
www.planetside-universe.com is a glass bead that vibrates! It has a million household uses and uses the Google API.


This one made my day.

Kill Whitey
Kill Whitey is a pager that speaks with the voice of James Earl Jones!

[RocketFodder]

RocketFodder is a pillow that spins about its axis, slices vegetables and removes stubborn stains.

[Hamma]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Zarparchior]

Zarparchior
Zarparchior is like a normal hair gel, but it's ideal for the kitchen.

:confused:

Zarparchian Law
Zarparchian Law is a newspaper that can disable electrical hardware! It keeps drinks cold.


Zarparchian Physics
Zarparchian Physics is a chocolate bar that cuts through stone as if it were butter and connects to the Internet.

And my favorite:

Your mom
Your mom is a pair of shoes that runs on a single AA battery!

Oooo! Burned! :lol:

[Satoshi]

Originally posted by Satoshi
Satoshi
Satoshi is an electronic implant that rotates at high speed! It is completely reversible and records memos.

[Zarparchior]

EverQuest
EverQuest is a computer monitor that dissolves in water! It is water-absorbent.

EverQuest 2
EverQuest 2 is a breathalyser that's made of solid gold! It looks really, really good and comes in seven different colours.

This is entirely too much fun. :D

[OoACoO]

OoACoO is a human clone that can cook small meals! It records memos.

This hits just a little too close to home.

[Hamma]

:rofl:

[ILLOne]

ILLOne is a fax machine! It folds away when not in use!
:huh:

[Tobias]

God
God is a sock that's covered with realistic fur! It improves blood clotting.


Jesus
Jesus is a dog collar that can communicate with your milk carton, scans its user's fingerprints and can light cigarettes.


Pope
Pope is a biro that glows with an eerie green light! It removes stubborn stains and increases your sex appeal.

Priest
priest is a barcode reader that shreds documents and can play Mornington Crescent.

Sex
Sex is a CD player that cannot be removed from your house! It produces 240v of electricity and probably won't work.


Love
love is a tricycle that fetches your hat, revolves and affixes to any flat surface.


Porn
Porn is a false moustache that cannot be removed from your house! It communicates via Instant Messenger and comes with its own storage kennel.


Life
Life is a shopping bag that checks your spelling, is laced with vodka and glows with an eerie green light.

Bolt-Driver
Bolt-Driver is a bracelet that hovers three feet from the ground, inflates balloons and has an on-board dictionary.

Candy
Candy is a pogo stick! It keeps drinks cold!

Uber
Uber is a personal organiser that looks like a fish!


Leet
Leet is a mobile phone that has a mind of its own, is ten feet tall and jumps like a frog.

[Hamma]

Pope
Pope is a biro that glows with an eerie green light! It removes stubborn stains and increases your sex appeal.

:rofl:

[Enkidu]

Enkidu is a sheet of paper that comes with a variety of coloured fascias! It is made of rubber.

Made of rubber.... Look out ladies :cool:

[half the sky]

It's a letter-opener that has been featured in Star Trek! It can be implanted into the arm and uses captured Martian technology

half the sky

[half the sky]

darn it! i did it wrong. Here's the real me:

half the sky
half the sky is a stereo system that dispenses tea or coffee!

[Unregistered]

Featured in Star Trek!! Implanted in the arm???

Sounds more like half the borg to me!!

:eek:

[THrONeBeaST]

THrONeBeaST
THrONeBeaST is a spanner that can run MAME roms! It can emulate a ZX Spectrum.


-CDL-THrONeBeaST
-CDL-THrONeBeaST is like a normal baseball cap, but it doesn't distract you from your work.

[half the sky]

-CDL- half the sky is a newly-discovered breed of fish that wears a waistcoat and tie! It hasn't gone on any murderous rampages yet and sweeps away dust.

[Hamma]

:rofl: :rofl:

-CDL-Hamma
-CDL-Hamma is a breakfast cereal that cures all known illnesses! It communicates via Instant Messenger and chirps and whistles.

[Shiver]

I think I've cracked it, the best description to come out of this website ...

your ex
your ex is a personal organiser that changes colour to reflect your mood, believes itself to be self-aware and makes amusing belching noises.

[sPooT]

sPooT is a suppository that's designed by Terence Conran! It hums incessantly.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... ok :eek:

[Incompetent]

Incompetent
Incompetent is like a normal lightbulb, but it exists in five dimensions.

[TerraxNovae]

TerraxNovae
TerraxNovae is a newly-discovered breed of fish that works in the opposite way to that which you'd expect! It bleeps when you whistle for it.


WTF I'm 1337!
WTF I'm 1337! is a belt buckle that makes reassuring noises!

Neoantidisestablishmentarinism
Neoantidisestablishmentarinism is a hole-punch that uses captured Martian technology, tastes delicious and can play the trumpet.

Vanguard
Vanguard is a coffee cup that tastes delicious!

Galaxy
Galaxy is a human clone that produces 240v of electricity, emits dangerous radiation and hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

Mosquito
Mosquito is a knife that has sleek curves! It hums incessantly and purifies water.

Reaver
Reaver is an electronic implant that stays exactly where you leave it! It encrypts all of its data and is actually just a solid block of plastic.

Harasser is a newly-discovered breed of fish! It catches fire very easily!
( :eek: )

Advanced Mobile Station
Advanced Mobile Station is a pair of trousers! It has a human brain inside!

Lightning
Lightning is a small plastic pyramid! It bounces up and down

Amp
Amp is a button-badge that's made entirely of wood! It operates on a quantum level and detects background radiation.

Beamer
Beamer is a fork that makes you invisible, looks better than it sounds and fetches sticks.

Chainblade
Chainblade is like a normal unicycle, but it may cause drowsiness.

Cycler
Cycler is a greetings card! It revolves!

Decimator
Decimator is a video recorder that can be taken on holiday! It helps around the home and obeys simple instructions.

Flechette Rifle
Flechette Rifle is a speaker system that dispenses pills! It extends at the touch of a button and is perfectly safe to use.

Force-Blade
Force-Blade is a hearing aid that detects background radiation and cannot be removed from your house.

Gauss
Gauss is a bedside table that stretches to twice its original size and uses the Google API.

This is getting huge... someone else finish this...