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Wraithlord
2004-10-07, 04:33 PM
www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com (http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/)

The adventures of Mil Millington and his psycotic german girlfriend, if you haven't read through this already, you must.

firecrackerNC
2004-10-07, 04:38 PM
Too long and only somewhat funny.

Triggar
2004-10-07, 04:39 PM
I disagree, I think it's very funny.

I get accused of hoarding things by Margret. Now, this is entirely unfair - electrical items never die, you see, I am merely unable to revive them with today's technology. In the future new techniques will emerge and, combined with the inevitably approaching shortage of AC adapters and personal cassette players, my foresight will pay off and the grateful peoples of the Earth will make me their God. Anyway, never mind that now, because the real point is that it's Margret who fills our house with crap. And I'm not talking about doing so by the omission of crap-throwing-away here, but by insane design. While sorting out the stuff in the boxes, these are some of the things I've discovered that Margret actually packed away at our last house and brought to our new one:

- A dentist's cast of her teeth circa 1984.
- Empty Pringles tubes.
- Rocks (not 'special ornamental rocks', you understand, just 'rocks' from our previous garden).
- Old telephone directories.
- Two carrier bags full of scraps of material.
- Those little sachets of salt and sugar you get with your meal on planes.
- Some wooden sticks.
- Last year's calendar.

And yet, were I to throw her from a train, they'd call me the criminal.

JetRaiden
2004-10-07, 04:46 PM
:rofl: oh boy, I cant wait to move in with my gf..... :doh:

SDM
2004-10-07, 05:01 PM
Real life at it's best. Thats my ex. Nice find, and +10

MrPaul
2004-10-07, 05:02 PM
Haha, that's why I love PSU, we have the most random shit. :)
Shit = Goooood. (NOT like that)

OfaLoaf
2004-10-07, 05:05 PM
("So, not very much like Howard Devoto at all, then. Also, we were born in 1987 and have entirely no idea who Howard Devoto is." - Everyone.)
Bit of the way into it. +10

Spee
2004-10-07, 05:57 PM
:ROFL: :ROFL:


"Bleuurg! Helium!"

Ivan
2004-10-07, 06:18 PM
*** to me. But yeah funny.

Hamma
2004-10-07, 06:27 PM
Oldie but goodie :p

Jennyboo
2004-10-07, 06:35 PM
:doh:

Phaden
2004-10-07, 10:04 PM
Yes somewhat old, but great none the less!! I read that whole thing a while ago, so awesome.

Infernus
2004-10-07, 10:26 PM
Shortly after every single time Margret touches my computer, for any reason whatsoever, I have to spend twenty minutes trying to fix crashes, locked systems, data loses, jammed drives, bizarre re-configurations and things stuck in the keyboard. There then follows a free and frank exchange of views with, in my corner, 'It's your fault,' and, in hers, 'It's a curious statistical anomaly.'


My sister.


One may have a thought and not say it. This does not make me insular, it merely separates me from you and that mad woman who's always shouting at the pigeons outside the supermarket.


Me... that old woman scares me....

Rbstr
2004-10-07, 11:03 PM
that is just one great big 'lol' in gaint web page formfactor

Wraithlord
2004-10-08, 02:44 AM
poor mil :)