Mother Stabs Son for Stuffed animal

[Roswell34]

http://www.portsmouthherald.com/news/10_7special.htm

[MrVicchio]

Proof people should get a liscence to have kids.. thats pathetic, I hope those two spend years behind bars.

[Triggar]

I just read this off Fark.

I want to adopt the poor kid :(

[MrShooter]

Proof people should get a liscence to have kids.. thats pathetic, I hope those two spend years behind bars.

Agreed.

[DaShiznit]

It's official. She's a nutter.

[JetRaiden]

Hang her. And her stuffed animal.

[Ivan]

Proof people should get a liscence to have kids...I've been saying that for years and people think I'm crazy. Now I know I'm not the only crazy one! :twisted:

[AztecWarrior]

What the?!

[Baneblade]

Hmm...

[Sputty]

I just read this off Fark.

I want to adopt the poor kid :(
NO MORE PETS FOR TRIGGAR

[Everay]

i was talking to this lady, and she was saying about how its expensive to get a license and pay for a justice of the peace, i told her, they shouldnt do that, but they should have licenses for babies, because this shit right here is insane.

[MrShooter]

I just read this off Fark.

I want to adopt the poor kid :(
NO MORE PETS FOR TRIGGAR

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Well, I mean, what if the stuffed animal was actually Jesus taking material form. If you remember last week I foretold Jesus would be coming back in his X-Wing. But like, if you just see Jesus walking around the local Piggly Wiggly you're gonna freak out, so he went incognito in a TY stuffed bear (the ones that are worth like 500 bucks nowadays). Just teaches the kids that unless you're a ***, tearing Jesus apart is a really bad idea.

[Baneblade]

Does Jebus have a retarded 70s haircut?

[1024]

I say shove the stuffed animal down her throat so she gasps for air, then hang her.

:mad:

[Sputty]

Does Jebus have a retarded 70s haircut?
No, but he has his dick in your mom's ass

[Wraithlord]

Well, I mean, what if the stuffed animal was actually Jesus taking material form. If you remember last week I foretold Jesus would be coming back in his X-Wing. But like, if you just see Jesus walking around the local Piggly Wiggly you're gonna freak out, so he went incognito in a TY stuffed bear (the ones that are worth like 500 bucks nowadays). Just teaches the kids that unless you're a ***, tearing Jesus apart is a really bad idea.

If it was really jesus, he would have incinerated the child with his jesus beams, fool.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

If it was really jesus, he would have incinerated the child with his jesus beams, fool.

In his bear state he can only Attack, and it only does 1 damage regardless of the attack power of the character.

[Wraithlord]

In his bear state he can only Attack, and it only does 1 damage regardless of the attack power of the character.

How can you know so little? It may do only 1 damage, but the target has to make a fortitude save dc 784 (20+jesus's cleric spellcaster level) or be uterly destroyed. That kid isnt that uber.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

How can you know so little? It may do only 1 damage, but the target has to make a fortitude save dc 784 (20+jesus's cleric spellcaster level) or be uterly destroyed. That kid isnt that uber.

No, any stats are null when Jesus or any other Trinity character is in bear state.

[Wraithlord]

No, any stats are null when Jesus or any other Trinity character is in bear state.

Let me check in the rule book.

*10 minutes later*

Thats only in edition 5.034. In edition 2.089, jesus beams are full power no matter what form the character has assumed.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Let me check in the rule book.

*10 minutes later*

Thats only in edition 5.034. In edition 2.089, jesus beams are full power no matter what form the character has assumed.

The reference was actually in reference to the FF series where Imp/Frog state makes you shitty and incapable.

Nice job being a dork though.

[AztecWarrior]

Well, I mean, what if the stuffed animal was actually Jesus taking material form. If you remember last week I foretold Jesus would be coming back in his X-Wing. But like, if you just see Jesus walking around the local Piggly Wiggly you're gonna freak out, so he went incognito in a TY stuffed bear (the ones that are worth like 500 bucks nowadays). Just teaches the kids that unless you're a ***, tearing Jesus apart is a really bad idea.
[NO]

[Wraithlord]

The reference was actually in reference to the FF series where Imp/Frog state makes you shitty and incapable.

Nice job being a dork though.


and here I thought we were connecting...

I may be a dork, but you have a small penis.



(but if you ment "dork" as a compliment, because "dork" means "whale penis" thus, you are complimenting my manhood, thank you, and I retract my statement.)

[ObnoxiousFrog]

and here I thought we were connecting...

I may be a dork, but you have a small penis.
Kiss me, I'm Irish.

[Wraithlord]

see my edit

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I stand by my statements.

[Dharkbayne]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Her name is Weiner.

[TheN00b]

Run away, or Aztec will use his Holy Smite +76 on both of you.

[martyr]

that kid obviously had it coming.

i wonder if tek's out of the hospital yet

[Squeeky]

Stupid shouldnt have done that. He got off easy, you do that shit in afghanistan they'll declare jihad on your fucking testicals.

[Onizuka]

wtf is wrong with our species.

[_-Gunslinger-_]

Were just doing what nature no longer can. Weeding out the population. Everyone knows it must be done. Read Rainbow 6 THATS the way to go!

[AztecWarrior]

Run away, or Aztec will use his Holy Smite +76 on both of you.
And the +76 is assuming I don't crit you.

[Baneblade]

No, but he has his dick in your mom's ass
Jebus is better than my mom.

[Electrofreak]

fucking psychos in this world.

[Jennyboo]

Thats really Fucked up ... I think she needs to :chill:

[OneManArmy]

I think this goes way beyond that.... straight up lobotomy is in order here. that'll straighten her out.

[Hamma]

Some people really need to die, just die.