Gettin' Wild

[oddfish]

Wow.. last night was fucking ridiculous. I've got pics on the way, but here's one from my friend Adam2's room while we were pregaming (getting drunk BEFORE we go get drunk)

Here's the story:
One of my exes' ex boyfriends is a complete and total asshole. I told her that I thought it would be better if she didn't see him because he's a jerk. So, she'd been talking to him again and blah blah blah. The fucker doesn't like that she and I still talk. So, my ex (Sperm Bank, for SDM's reference) tells me that he's saying he's gonna kick my ass. So, naturally, I got pissed. Nobody threatens me, that's horseshit. I was pissed.

Well, my boys said that we were getting smashed last night to help me get my mind off that shit. So, we're pregaming in my friend's room and my ex's ex calls me, his name is Chad. He calls me and asks if i've got a problem with him! HAHAHA. So, i blew up on him, and my boy Adam took the phone from me and told the kid off right then and there saying how HE was gonna kick his ass if he called me again. HAHAHA! I love true friends. So we got smashed. We did bombing runs with a double shot and a liter of Absolut. We had Bacardi Razz. We had Skyy. It was RIDICULOUS. We all got really fucking blasted and went out to some frat house and just rolled with some people. There had to have been about twenty of us. It was great. The frat party was hilarious! They were passing out glow sticks and bracelets and shit and the little ones that go in your mouth which was great cuz there was a lot of glow stick swapping going on. Great party. Very sexual. Hahaha.. i loved it.

Well, here's a pic of just two of the girls that i went out with last night. (the flash didn't go off, :( :()I'm not sure but I think i swapped glowsticks with both of them on numerous occasions. What a night. Alcohol consumption... it's gonna be the death of me.
http://img60.exs.cx/img60/1492/PICT63.th.jpg (http://img60.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img60&image=PICT63.jpg)

[Hezzy]

Needs more naked pics.

[Rayder]

Needs more naked pics.
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[Infernus]

Oddy is a hotTy

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Sweet tounge on the bitch to the left. Having your pee burn must suck, and I will send her a care package therein.

[oddfish]

ob.. no ghonorreah(sp?), bud. sorry.

[Indecisive]

Get a blog :p

[Mag]

Odd is da pimp.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

ob.. no ghonorreah(sp?), bud. sorry.

Fuck off, cunt. She's getting the pinapple and bon-bons regardless.

[Electrofreak]

Oddfish is the mack daddy of PSU. :lol:

[Ivan]

http://www.tridot.net/images/stuff/ToohawtOddfish.jpg

:thumbsup: :love: teh fishy.

[Sputty]

Kalta is 8000% more of a pimp. Sorry odd

[JetRaiden]

oddfish, I worship you.

[AztecWarrior]

Insert typical Aztec response here.

[JetRaiden]

Insert typical Aztec response here.

"I don't believe in physical contact with the opposite sex until you are at least married and have been baptised."

[Infernus]

"I don't believe in physical contact with the opposite sex until you are at least married and have been baptised, confirmed, circumcised, recircumcised, said three Hail Marys, confessed your intention to fuck a person, and cut off your penis in an attempt to save your morality."

fixed...

[Triggar]

:rolleyes:

I got bombed and had like, four threesomes in one night

Lemme make you feel a little better about your life right now.

Last night, while you were out getting shitfaced and having a ball, here's what I did.

Came home from school, and sat down to do some physics homework. Then I ran my dishwasher, then did some laundry. I vacuumed my floor, unloaded the dishwasher, folder laundry, did more physics homework, took some pictures to sell stuff on eBay, then watched "Man on Fire" by myself while John John was at work. Then at around 11, I got a big glass of orange juice, washed my face, brushed my teeth, and got in bed with the October issue of "Martha Stewart Living". I read about 20 pages of that, then switched the light off, gave Johnny Cakes a kiss, and passed out.

WOO HOO FOR BEING OLDER THAN MY YEARS! :lol:

[ObnoxiousFrog]

:rolleyes:



Lemme make you feel a little better about your life right now.

Last night, while you were out getting shitfaced and having a ball, here's what I did.

Came home from school, and sat down to do some physics homework. Then I ran my dishwasher, then did some laundry. I vacuumed my floor, unloaded the dishwasher, folder laundry, did more physics homework, took some pictures to sell stuff on eBay, then watched "Man on Fire" by myself while John John was at work. Then at around 11, I got a big glass of orange juice, washed my face, brushed my teeth, and got in bed with the October issue of "Martha Stewart Living". I read about 20 pages of that, then switched the light off, gave Johnny Cakes a kiss, and passed out.

WOO HOO FOR BEING OLDER THAN MY YEARS! :lol:

I came home from school, talked on IRC, shot people via computer, thought about what the fuck I'm doing with myself, ate dinner, and went to bed.

Yeah, I would kill for somebody who would want to be around me.

[AztecWarrior]

fixed...
Die.

I believe that sex is great within the correct environment.

[Infernus]

:love:

[JetRaiden]

Die.

I believe that sex is great within the correct environment.

and how would YOU know?!?! AHHAHHAAHAHAHa!!!! sorry, couldnt hold it back. ;)

[AztecWarrior]

and how would YOU know?!?! AHHAHHAAHAHAHa!!!! sorry, couldnt hold it back. ;)
:lol:

[Peacemaker]

.... Oddfish... it doesnt count if they are drunk man. Get them both in the sack totaly sober THEN I will say it was cool. Getting girls drunk to have sex with them just means they realise your acctualy a dumbass/freak/asshole/immature fool so you have to get them drunk to forget about that. Not suggesting thats what you are or anything but... you CAN get two girls in the sack with you with NO drinking... believe me... I have... :D :D :D :D :D :D (quick note: last sunday.... yea that fucking pwned)

[Everay]

hmmm, i, i came home from school at 4:00, got out at 3, but me and my bro sat in the parkinglot playing metal slug 4 on his laptop for a hour, drove home, cleaned the kitchen, ate Popeyes as a reward, then watched the baby sister, then ate another meal because we wanted to hide the fact from my father that we ate out, we didnt really know when he was gonna come home, so what was a afterschool snack made me really full by dinner, played some Day of defeat, then some RTW online

http://img44.exs.cx/img44/2045/TEOR1stbattle.jpg

now im gonna exercise, ive started up again, as its getting close to when i can apply for the Naval Academy. dont wish me good luck, its too early. and tommorow i go to the ranch to work a lil, really ill bet ten bucks ill be driving the riding lawnmower all day, wewt.

[Angel_of_Death]

Is it just me or does anyone else not really believe a lot of what people say on these forums, ie. exagerration.

Reminds me like I'm at school.

[Everay]

are you saying my mad skillz at RTW are and exagerration? sir, i bite my thumb at you, and challenge ye to a duel.

[Zodiac]

Is it just me or does anyone else not really believe a lot of what people say on these forums, ie. exagerration.

Reminds me like I'm at school. Forum exagerration is a universal law, where one exists the other exists as well. I thought this was understood and accepted by all?

[Dharkbayne]

I swear to god, one time, I was at this warehouse doing secuirity work, guarding some Falcon NW PCs, and then...

[Darksim]

*awaits defud to go "You bastard mofo"*

[oddfish]

.... Oddfish... it doesnt count if they are drunk man. Get them both in the sack totaly sober THEN I will say it was cool. Getting girls drunk to have sex with them just means they realise your acctualy a dumbass/freak/asshole/immature fool so you have to get them drunk to forget about that. Not suggesting thats what you are or anything but... you CAN get two girls in the sack with you with NO drinking... believe me... I have... :D :D :D :D :D :D (quick note: last sunday.... yea that fucking pwned)


peace, all summer i had two girls constantly dragging me into sex with them. Lyndsay and Chelsea. They were terrific. I didn't need to get them drunk ONCE. All i'm saying about the situation thursday night was this: Drunk people plus a party plus mouth glow sticks equals a very sexual event. Lots of tongue. It was great. Trust me, ***, I don't need to involve alcohol. Most of you ought to know that by now. At any rate, i'm not going to defend myself or explain myself. I had fun.. if you can't respect that then fine. It seems that no matter what there's always someone on these forums who is gonna deny and downplay someone just because they're either jealous or they're insecure. Im sure you'll have something to say about that, and that's fine. But it's simple, you're calling me out for no reason. You don't believe the things i say? Fine. All that proves to me is that you clearly feel that you're not satisfied with your own life and that it bothers you that someone else is. Whatever. I don't call anyone out on these forums. If you tell me you had a great night and got on some girl who really thought you were hot, then i'll listen and i'll be happy for you. It pleases me when i hear about other people having fun. I read Infernus's thread the other day about his weekend and i hadn't had a bigger smile on my face in a while. Inf's my boy, and i'm happy that he had a good time. That's how it should be. NOt this: OH BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT! WHATEVER! YOU'RE NOT AS COOL AS ME!
that shit's not cool. who does that? honestly.

so, whatever. too many people have to post their baseless animosity and try to jump on their high horse. Peace, if you were with two girls that were completely sober, then i'm happy for you. You must be one sexy man, i envy that. But if you were just posting to boast and brag then whatever. That's not cool. I posted this thread because i had a great weekend. It's been a while since I've had such a good weekend with all these fucking hurricanes. Anyways, whatever. I'm out. I've been drinking like whoah, so i'm kinda hammered. This was quite the task typing this without fucking up even once although i'm sure i have, hahahaha. Anyways. I'm out. :love: 4 PSU. Y'all are my friends. I just wish that certain people weren't so spiteful and questioning. By the way, don't knock alcohol or its affects. My friend K1 was having family trouble and he needed to get away. We showed him a great time the other night. It was quite a night. Anyways. I'm out. Lataz ;)

[Triggar]

http://img80.exs.cx/img80/2269/jesus3.jpg

[Peacemaker]

.... its kind of ironic oddfish... I wass completly smashed when I wrote that post :p Sorry.

[Ivan]

I'M COOLER TAHN ALL YOU!!111oneShift+1

I came home from work 2 hours late, took a nice long dump, whored PSU for a while, played some Rome:TW for about 6 hours, whored PSU again for a bit, then went to bed.

I AM COOL!

[Navaron]

The guy who started this thread looks like a skinnier version of Edward Norton.

[Triggar]

The guy who started this thread looks like a skinnier version of Edward Norton.

Woah.... good call!

[Dharkbayne]

.... Oddfish... it doesnt count if they are drunk man. Get them both in the sack totaly sober THEN I will say it was cool. Getting girls drunk to have sex with them just means they realise your acctualy a dumbass/freak/asshole/immature fool so you have to get them drunk to forget about that. Not suggesting thats what you are or anything but... you CAN get two girls in the sack with you with NO drinking... believe me... I have... :D :D :D :D :D :D (quick note: last sunday.... yea that fucking pwned)



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[Hamma]

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The strikes continue to pile up.

In other news, this thread sucks :brow:

[Kuraltai]

....stop...tal...king.... .. .. ..... li...ke, .....thisW!1....Gee Dhark .. dotphobic? :rofl:

[Peacemaker]

The strikes continue to pile up.

In other news, this thread sucks :brow:


Hahaha. Hamma is counting dharks flames waiting for the day he can perma ban him. Hamma may I antagonize him ....... PULEEEEZE!? I really want to.... he is mean... really he is!

[Triggar]

LEAVE MY DHARKIE ALONE!! :mad:

[Infernus]

LEAVE MY DHARKIE ALONE!! :mad:

YEAH! :love: Dharkie :love:

[JetRaiden]

:lol: oh man Oddfish, I just had a similar night last night. Heres some cliffnotes:

-Went to a party, wasn't sure who would be there.
-Met alot of cool people
-Started taking shots around 815
-Things got really crazy (my friend spencer went around making out with random girls we didnt know, it was hilarious)
-Finished taking shots around 9, after having about 8-10
-Having a great time getting completely trashed, I raised my hand and said "does anyone here wanna make out with me?!"
-Some girl takes my hand and drags me into this dark room in the back of the basement, where we proceeded to tongue wrestle for a couple hours (with occasional interruptions)
-A couple people barged in while I had her shirt off, it was pretty funny.
-The next day I got a few phone calls/IMs from people I didnt know asking me if I had a good time. and in truth, I did.

Oh man, that was just too awesome for 1 sitting.


edit: Ack, this posts looks like something firecrackerNC would write. :ugh:

[Rbstr]

I came home from school, talked on IRC, shot people via computer, thought about what the fuck I'm doing with myself, ate dinner, and went to bed.

Yeah, I would kill for somebody who would want to be around me.

put in homework in the middle there and thats me too

[Hezzy]

Today, I have mostly been throwing up. Violently.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Today, I have mostly been throwing up. Violently.

I'll leave a grimy tap on your doorstep.

[Triggar]

edit: Ack, this posts looks like something firecrackerNC would write. :ugh:

No, see the difference is, when you post it, we're like "yeah! he got some ass!". If firecracker made that post, we'd all be like, "he's so full of shit".

And like my mama said,

"WRAP YOUR PAC BEFORE YOU MAC!"

[JetRaiden]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: thanks :love:

[Infernus]

"WRAP YOUR PAC BEFORE YOU MAC!"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: How Profound

[oddfish]

Triggar, that phrase ought to be on a t-shirt. :D :D

The guy who started this thread looks like a skinnier version of Edward Norton.

what?!?! :confused: :confused:

[Octavian]

Everay, you suck at RTW. I've managed to get through battles with less than a hundred deaths of my own guys.

BTW, now that I've pre-ordered H2, we'll need to get one battle of RTW in before the big day.

[Everay]

OMG! YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT! ok, IM me, Everay92, youll have to host, you will fall before me.

[Octavian]

In a couple of weeks, current PC can't run RTW :(

Oh and you'll have to host, I'm on a router.