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DaShiznit
2004-10-11, 03:23 PM
Holy Crap (http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/nation/wire/sns-ap-brf-mother-shot,0,2794433.story?coll=sns-ap-nation-headlines)
Ok. I've been pissed at my parents before, but JESUS CHRIST!
MrPaul
2004-10-11, 03:39 PM
An older daughter, Thanica Derrick, said her mother had been having trouble with the girl. Walton had six children and lived in a converted garage used as the family home.

Omai.
Darksim
2004-10-11, 03:41 PM
Step 1: Tie girl to wooden chair bolted to the ground.
Step 2: Take louisville slugger.
Step 3: Execute girl painfully with bat.
Step 4: Toss chair in river.

Thats how we should execute her...any objections?
Sputty
2004-10-11, 03:43 PM
I have one, send the body to me
I can make use of the body of a 12 year old girl
MrPaul
2004-10-11, 03:43 PM
Beofre she gets in the chair, you should tar her, then feather her, then walk her through the largest mall in her state. Then let your beatings commence.
scarpas
2004-10-11, 03:55 PM
ok... the last 3 posts were really fucked up.

anyways i say 20 years for punishment.
MrPaul
2004-10-11, 04:00 PM
ok... the last 3 posts were really fucked up.
Yes. But in comparisson to what that girl did (She killed her own MOTHER because she was grounded!) we're like Jesus eating bagels.
DaShiznit
2004-10-11, 04:02 PM
we're like Jesus eating bagels.
Does that mean we're not fucked up?
MrPaul
2004-10-11, 04:04 PM
Does that mean we're not fucked up?
Me, Darksim & Sputty aren't.
You are. :love:
firecrackerNC
2004-10-11, 04:11 PM
I have one, send the body to me
I can make use of the body of a 12 year old girl


I had some seriously bad images in my head after reading that. All I could think of was some 40 y/o dude humping a dead corpse.
MrPaul
2004-10-11, 04:14 PM
I had some seriously bad images in my head after reading that. All I could think of was some 40 y/o dude humping a dead corpse.
/me claps. slowly.
Fehronozova
2004-10-11, 04:34 PM
I suppose that beats the fifteen-year-old blasting his father twice in the chest with a shotgun....

He got 40-60 years, by the way.
JetRaiden
2004-10-11, 04:46 PM
I suppose that beats the fifteen-year-old blasting his father twice in the chest with a shotgun....

He got 40-60 years, by the way.
:hug:

hooray! 1st post w/ no german!!! :cheers: ;)
Boomer
2004-10-11, 05:00 PM
I want to learn german.
Indecisive
2004-10-11, 05:07 PM
time to bust out the old world torture.
DaShiznit
2004-10-11, 05:10 PM
I'll bring my Iron Maiden.
Indecisive
2004-10-11, 05:36 PM
Excelent.
AztecWarrior
2004-10-11, 07:02 PM
Quarter her.

Tie one horse to each limb. Then set off a loud noise. Watch the horses run in opposite directions.

This is a great backdrop for a s'mores campfire.
Incompetent
2004-10-11, 07:28 PM
Quarter her.

Tie one horse to each limb. Then set off a loud noise. Watch the horses run in opposite directions.

This is a great backdrop for a s'mores campfire.
Fucking /signed
Indecisive
2004-10-11, 07:43 PM
Quarter her.

Tie one horse to each limb. Then set off a loud noise. Watch the horses run in opposite directions.

This is a great backdrop for a s'mores campfire.


Ya know, I was thinking about tieing and quartering when I made my post.
Wraithlord
2004-10-12, 05:04 AM
well, I know what rage is like, I've been angry enough at people that, in that moment, I could have easily slain them if I had a weapon on hand, parents, people...meh, poor kid lost control...on a side note, I find it amusing that another handgun is used not in the defense of a family, but in the destruction of it, when will people learn?