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Hezzy
2004-10-12, 12:51 PM
http://www.square-bear.co.uk/games/bot.htm

It's kinda fun. Pretty smart for a talk back bot too.

"Do you have a penis?"
"No, but I'm talking to one."
"HAHAHA"
"Surely you wouldn't of asked if I had a penis if I was a real person?"

It's pretty varied too. :lol:
MrPaul
2004-10-12, 01:16 PM
Haha, I prefer oliverbot.com but this has some quirky stuff.
"Wanna have sex?
Perhaps you are a catergory A client"
Indecisive
2004-10-12, 01:22 PM
You are crazy

"I think the polite term is "mentally ill"
Hezzy
2004-10-12, 01:36 PM
(Bearbot) "I have many silly replies."
(Hezzy) "Show me"
(Bearbot) "Where should I show you?"
(Hezzy) "In my Anus"
(Bearbot) "Where did you get it?"

(Hezzy) "I like to eat cake and masturbate furiously over midget porn."
(Bearbot) "I lost my train of thought. I am not sure what you meant."
(Hezzy) "I fap while eating cake. Simple enough?"
(Bearbot) "I am not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?"

(Hezzy) i was just having a conversation with him
(Hezzy) out of the blue, he says
(Bearbot) "I've been waiting for you."
(Hezzy) "What?"
(Bearbot) "It just seems like a good pickup line."
Dharkbayne
2004-10-12, 01:56 PM
I said "input" and it froze. :(



"r u serios"


"I do not know whether or not I can be serios.


I am an artificial intelligence."
SDM
2004-10-12, 01:57 PM
(Bearbot) "I have many silly replies."
(Hezzy) "Show me"
(Bearbot) "Where should I show you?"
(Hezzy) "In my Anus"
(Bearbot) "Where did you get it?"

(Hezzy) "I like to eat cake and masturbate furiously over midget porn."
(Bearbot) "I lost my train of thought. I am not sure what you meant."
(Hezzy) "I fap while eating cake. Simple enough?"
(Bearbot) "I am not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?"

(Hezzy) i was just having a conversation with him
(Hezzy) out of the blue, he says
(Bearbot) "I've been waiting for you."
(Hezzy) "What?"
(Bearbot) "It just seems like a good pickup line."

I think you need more "real" friends.
;)
ZeusCali
2004-10-12, 02:02 PM
do you get alot of sexual jokes?

...awaiting reply

hehe i think i crashed teddy


grrr
he was calculating...
"i have gotten alot of sexual jokes"

---edit
ahhhh im a critical class C!!!
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that question with "books."
Dharkbayne
2004-10-12, 02:08 PM
"How many internets are there?"

"Around 100"
Hezzy
2004-10-12, 03:24 PM
I think you need more "real" friends.
;)

I have alot of spare time. And no real friends. :lol:
UncleDynamite
2004-10-12, 03:25 PM
"How many internets are there?"

"Around 100"

:lol:
ZeusCali
2004-10-12, 03:28 PM
"what is your source code:
here is my source code:
if (person_online = = true)
{chat}
else
{listen to music},
stop();"

hehe it's the human teenager algorithim1!!!
Jaged
2004-10-12, 05:35 PM
(jaged) Lets fap!
(Bearbot) Ok, lets do it.
(Jaged) WEEEEEE
(Bearbot) Do you have any medical conditions I should know about?
(Jaged) Herpes.
MrShooter
2004-10-12, 05:50 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I just made him crash by saying something in binary ASCII
Sputty
2004-10-12, 06:37 PM
He agreed to suck my penis and eat my semen
Sputty
2004-10-12, 06:40 PM
me: I WILL RAPE YOU
Bearbot: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
me: YES!
Bearbot: Then I will consider it
OfaLoaf
2004-10-12, 07:02 PM
Ofaloaf: Allah will smite you.
Bearbot: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.


EDIT:
Bearbot: Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.


Bearbot: My brain contains catagories, but not one that matches your last input. Do you still piss and shit?
JetRaiden
2004-10-12, 07:39 PM
"Do you like sodomy?"
"whats not to like about it?"

:rofl: :rofl:
MrShooter
2004-10-12, 09:47 PM
"How long ago were you made?"

"More than one miles."

Messing witth a chat bot is so damn fun.
Ivan
2004-10-12, 10:29 PM
Sounds like that bot uses AIML. AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) is an XML-compliant language that's easy to learn, and makes it possible for you to begin customizing a bot or create one from scratch within minutes.

http://www.alicebot.org/

I've had one set up a while ago on AIM. It's AIM screen name was TridotChatBot

I'll have to see if it's still up.
AztecWarrior
2004-10-12, 10:33 PM
Me: What is your political affiliation?
Bear: I'm a Teddy Bear.
Me: No, you are a member of the Green Nazi Party. (http://www.spunk.org/library/places/germany/sp001630/peter.html)
Bear: Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a member of the Green Nazi Party? Of course I am.
Me: SIEG HEIL GAIA!
AztecWarrior
2004-10-12, 11:06 PM
Me: Are you a Mason?
Bear: A Mason? Maybe.
Me: GASP.
Bear: Did you know that you can download and program your own bear bot?
Me: The World Zionist Conspiracy!
Bear: We are all in a Global Village.

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU
Hamma
2004-10-13, 09:57 AM
Phobos also had an AIML script installed for a while.
Mag-Mower
2004-10-13, 11:30 AM
rofl
(MagMower) WTFBBQHAX!
(BearBot) If you could have a robot, what kind would be?
Ivan
2004-10-13, 05:40 PM
Phobos also had an AIML script installed for a while.
I've played around with AIML scripting for a bit when I first was messing with my bot. It's sort of fun. I lost interest after a while though.

It�s really cool how well it works if you set the scripts up right. But that takes time. I've seen whole AIML scripts that people are selling for $_$ I've even seen CyborSex Bot AIML scripts for sale. They were the highest priced of course.
NoSurrender
2004-10-13, 06:37 PM
It�s really cool how well it works if you set the scripts up right. But that takes time. I've seen whole AIML scripts that people are selling for $_$ I've even seen CyborSex Bot AIML scripts for sale. They were the highest priced of course.
why do you need a AIML bot?
Ivan
2004-10-13, 07:27 PM
why do you need a AIML bot?
It was just something to play around with. What would anyone need one? Why does the owner of bearbot need it?