I have a headache

[Wraithlord]

...

[Heavygain]

Put yourself out of your misery, once this headache is gone, eventually you will get another, and then another, it never ends until you die.

[AztecWarrior]

Two 12-ga shotshells to the head cure headache FAST. Just talk to Kurt Cobain. What the medical examiner never found out was that he was suffering from a migrane that day.

[DaShiznit]

Get some weed. That helps my headaches.

[Infernus]

Gouge your eyes out with forks then stab your brain with a butter knife...

...or just eat a bullet.

[Derfud]

Squeeze the soft area tighly between your index finger and your thumb. That should provide temporary releif as long as your keep squeezing.

[JetRaiden]

take some tylenol, lay down, and take a nap. you'll feel fine after a little while.

[eXoSloth]

I thought the answer to this dilema would be obvious...

[Everay]

Squeeze the soft area tighly between your index finger and your thumb. That should provide temporary releif as long as your keep squeezing.


doesnt work, but it does feel good, just rub your head hard, where it hurts, and if your neck is stiff, there too.

[Roswell34]

i do that to derf learned it in elementary school and it works for me =).

[AztecWarrior]

"Kill Yourself" is winning 2-7-12.

[Indecisive]

Making a giant hole in your head is said to release the demons in your brain, and therefore relieves your headache.

Go for it.


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[Sputty]

Making a giant hole in your head is said to release the demons in your brain, and therefore relieves your headache.

Go for it.


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[Triggar]

In all seriousness, take some Aleve.

I :love: Aleve. You get a headache, take one, then like 30 minutes later it's gone. You're a woman with crippling menstrual cramps? They work wonders.

The doctor at my school said the Naproxen (the main ingredient in Aleve) is like, a super pain-killer. I guess the dosage in one tablet ot Aleve is equal to half the dosage of prescription Naproxen.

SWEET

[Dharkbayne]

You're a woman with crippling menstrual cramps?

Yes.

[Triggar]

I have plenty of chocolate for you, Dharkie.

[1024]

kill yourself, save yourself from future headaches.

[Triggar]

1024 you enigma.

I feel like I don't see you around much here anymore.

Come back chocolates! I didn't mean what I said!

[StrangeFellow]

stare down the barrel of a .45 and pull the trigger, it's a proven fact that the pressure in your skull will be released

3-9-20

[EineBeBoP]

rawr
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what do you all suggest for a sore throat?

[Peacemaker]

Dont call me a morron... kill your self.