Cheney Vows To Attack

[SDM]

Cheney Vows To Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected

GREENSBORO, NC�In an announcement that has alarmed voters across the nation, Vice President Dick Cheney said Monday that he will personally attack the U.S. if Sen. John Kerry wins the next election... Get the whole shocking story (http://theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4041)

[Mr1337Duck]

roflmao

[Mango]

WTF :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SDM]

Added Cheney: "It would be a tragedy to suffer another attack on American soil, let alone one perpetrated by an enemy as well-organized and well-equipped as I am. My colleagues and I urge voters to keep their safety in mind when they go to the polls."

He has my vote!:scared:

[StrangeFellow]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

silly Chenny

[JetRaiden]

:rofl: it wound be funny if kerry got elected, and cheney just takes a baseball bat, and starts wailing away at the fence in front of the white house.

[Everay]

http://theonion.com/images/406/article2980.jpg

thats right, out of TEXAS! im a Lt in cheney's army. ph34r.

[Hamma]

http://theonion.com/images/406/article2980.jpg

thats right, out of TEXAS! im a Lt in cheney's army. ph34r.
hahahhaha

[2Seksy4MyModem]

"A vote for Kerry is a vote to die in your own bed at the hands of Dick Cheney" - Dick Cheney

roflmao

[DaShiznit]

<3 for teh Onion. Teh Roxxor.