Garrr! You limeys can go f*ck yourself!

[Dharkbayne]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uselections2004/story/0,13918,1329858,00.html


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


What a bunch of fucking morons. I feel ashamed of some of the people representing us.

[Triggar]

Yeah, we have a pretty steep uphill battle to get people to NOT think we're pompous, ignorant fatties who think we're all too cool to play with the rest of the world.

EDIT:

KEEP YOUR FUCKIN' LIMEY HANDS OFF OUR ELECTION. HEY, SHITHEADS, REMEMBER THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR? REMEMBER THE WAR OF 1812? WE DIDN'T WANT YOU, OR YOUR POLITICS HERE, THAT'S WHY WE KICKED YOUR ASSES OUT. FOR THE 47% OF YOU WHO DON'T WANT PRESIDENT BUSH, I SAY THIS ... TOUGH SHIT!
PROUD AMERICAN VOTING FOR BUSH!

....and that's who you Bush fans are in cahoots with. Yeah. My opinion stands.

[Lartnev]

:lol:

Have some of that! :D

[SDM]

My dear, beloved Brits,
I understand the Guardian is sponsoring a service where British citizens write to Americans to advise them on how to vote. Thank heavens! I was adrift in a sea of confusion and you are my beacon of hope!

Feel free to respond to this email with your advice. Please keep in mind that I am something of an anglophile, so this is not confrontational. Please remember, too, that I am merely an American. That means I am not very bright. It means I have no culture or sense of history. It also means that I am barely literate, so please don't use big, fancy words. Set me straight, folks!
Dayton, Ohio

AHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA:rofl: :rofl:



(worst idea evar)

[Everay]

IM A BUSH FAN AND I TYPE IN CAPS TOO! DONT DISCRIMINATE YOU LIBERAL!

text


"Please be advised that I have forwarded this to the CIA and FBI."
United States

:lol:

[OfaLoaf]

Makes me proud to be an American.



YELLOW-TEETHED LIMEYS!

[JetRaiden]

Please remember, too, that I am merely an American.

:rofl: :rofl:

using the term "merely an American" almost defies our whole ideology.

Yeah, we have a pretty steep uphill battle to get people to NOT think we're pompous, ignorant fatties who think we're all too cool to play with the rest of the world.

EDIT:



....and that's who you Bush fans are in cahoots with. Yeah. My opinion stands.

:doh: :rolleyes: what a retard...we didnt even win the War of 1812, technically it was a stalement.

[Breed]

Whats a limey?

[JetRaiden]

Whats a limey?

a brit. :doh:

[Everay]

:rofl: :rofl:

using the term "merely an American" almost defies our whole ideology.



:doh: :rolleyes: what a retard...we didnt even win the War of 1812, technically it was a stalement.


as in every war, we had our victories and losses.

[Breed]

a brit. :doh:

Yeh, but why limey?
Why not...flummy?

[Fragmatic]

this thread makes me sad :tear:

[martyr]

limey = their ships (british navy) traditionally stocked limes to provide a source of vitamin C and stave off scurvy.

[Dharkbayne]

martyr knows everything.

[Everay]

this thread makes me sad :tear:


aww frag, you should know, your not a brit in our eyes.

[Fragmatic]

aww frag, you should know, your not a brit in our eyes.

what am I then?

[Dharkbayne]

aww frag, you should know, your not a brit in our eyes.

Yeah, you're hardly even human. :love:

[Breed]

Cheers Martyr, clears that up for me :)

Btw, some little known factz:

Senior Soldier: General Winfield Scott, an American hero of the war, entered the U.S. regular army in 1809 and was still on active service as commander-in-chief when the civil war broke out in 1861. By this time, he was too fat to mount a horse.

US Intelligence Service: American newspapers regularly published accounts of troop movements, official military correspondence and letters from officers describing operations and actions. They were avidly read by British generals and formed a prime source of intelligence. In 1814, the adjutant general of the U.S. army was forced to publish an order forbidding the publication of military information in newspapers.

The Battle of the Brass: The battle of Bladensburg in August 1814 was the only battle in American history where the President, the Secretary of War, the Secretary of the Navy and the Secretary of State were all present. The Americans lost.

Thats for all the brit-haters out their :)

For everyone else: :love:

[MrPaul]

:rofl:
Omai. God bless stereotypes.

[Kaltagesta]

Teeheehee, i think they got annoyed.

Just to let you know, it's not our fault we treat our teeth like a part of our body and not a fashion accessory.

[Sputty]

this thread makes me sad :tear:
I love you frag and Kalta
They all suck
FOR THE COMMONWEALTH AND THE QUEEN
YARRRR

[Breed]

Actually they make some valid points, we do have a lot of bad teeth n stuff cus we all drunk fro mthe age of 15 and all these cups of teas cant be helping either!

[Triggar]

Just to let you know, it's not our fault we treat our teeth like a part of our body and not a fashion accessory.

What, you don't like my diamond-encrusted platinum tooth grill that spells out "Angie" with a cross on it?

[Hezzy]

I read the article all those douches are moaning about. I knew it'd cause up a ruckus, possibly leading to some shenanigans.

[NightWalker XI]

hmm I'm a brit and this thread does make me sad... :(

[Triggar]

England is leeties. Go eat Polo Mints and Jammie Dodgers while looking up at the grey sky and think of me, jealous of you in all your God Save The Queen glory.

EDIT: AND RIBENA!

[Kaltagesta]

What about Jaffa cakes, and decent chips and cadburies and Tizer and yorkshire pudding!

[MrPaul]

Crumpet, anyone?

[Hezzy]

Crumpet, anyone?

Fish and chips, gov'na?

[Breed]

Slander, all of it!!!
Bloody americans :P

[OfaLoaf]

http://britland.ytmnd.com

[JetRaiden]

aww frag, you should know, your not a brit in our eyes.

....yes he is

[Fragmatic]

Drive by arguments.

[Firefly]

What, you don't like my diamond-encrusted platinum tooth grill that spells out "Angie" with a cross on it?
Why does your mouth look like the front-end of a head-on collision with Donald Trump's Rolls Royce?

[MattxMosh]

Drive by arguments.

I DISAGREE!

[Fragmatic]

I DISAGREE!


+10 cool points.

Peter: Don't worry, I got it all worked out. We'll move to England, huh? Worst they got there is, you know, drive-by... arguments...
[Meanwhile, in England.]
Englishman: I say, Jeremy, isn't that Reginald B. Stifworth, the young upstart chap who's been touting the merits of a united European commonwealth?
Jeremy: Why yes, I daresay it is.
Englishman: Oh, let's get him.
[They drive up.]
Englishman: Oh Reginald... I disagree.
[drives off]

[Triggar]

Why does your mouth look like the front-end of a head-on collision with Donald Trump's Rolls Royce?

:lol:

Bitch, when I was in 6th grade, my mom spent an assload on orthodontia. No WAY would I ever hide the fruits of her (and Dr. Rowland's) labor!

But I dare you to make a t-shirt that says that and walk around in a neighborhood whose demographic supports the mouth-grill industry. And get SDM to come with you wearing his "100% *****" shirt.

[Triggar]

+10 cool points.

Peter: Don't worry, I got it all worked out. We'll move to England, huh? Worst they got there is, you know, drive-by... arguments...
[Meanwhile, in England.]
Englishman: I say, Jeremy, isn't that Reginald B. Stifworth, the young upstart chap who's been touting the merits of a united European commonwealth?
Jeremy: Why yes, I daresay it is.
Englishman: Oh, let's get him.
[They drive up.]
Englishman: Oh Reginald... I disagree.
[drives off]

I seriously lolled when I read that :lol:

What is that from?

[MattxMosh]

I seriously lolled when I read that :lol:

What is that from?

FAMILY GUY!!!1!!

[Dharkbayne]

I seriously lolled when I read that :lol:

What is that from?

omgdoublepostwtfban.


Family guy you f'ing noob. :mad:

[Triggar]

Sorry I HAVE A LIFE

I'm busy you know, PLANNING THE MOBILIZATION

Jerk :tear:

[Firefly]

But I dare you to make a t-shirt that says that and walk around in a neighborhood whose demographic supports the mouth-grill industry. And get SDM to come with you wearing his "100% *****" shirt.
I grew up in the South wearing shirts with a Confederate flag, and wearing shirts of similar nature just to piss people off. I have no fear of anything on this earth.

[SDM]

I grew up in the South wearing shirts with a Confederate flag, and wearing shirts of similar nature just to piss people off. I have no fear of anything on this earth.

Clowns scare me.



I love brits, just don't tell me how to vote. I wouldn't tell you how to vote. I don't like Americans that tell me how to vote. Fuck the liberal scumbag who came up with that idea.

[AztecWarrior]

Go back to sipping your tea and leave our people alone.
Ohio
^win

That's funny, I don't remember the US trying to get people to vote out Tony Blair...

[Baneblade]

martyr knows everything.
No Google knows everything, he just knows Google.

[Triggar]

No, Martyr's wicked leet like that. It'll be four in the morning, I'll roll over, wake him up and say, "honey, why does a venturi for a supersonic flow open the opposite way a venturi for a subsonic flow does?"

And he'll lay there and answer. Correctly.

I get creeped out sometimes when he says "I don't know". It's a feeling of panic, really. Like, "oh shit, if he doesn't know, WHO DOES?!"

[Baneblade]

Heh, so you have your own Ken Jennings :P

[Derfud]

I bet those guys writing those letters didnt know that we (Canadians) burned down their whitehouse.

[Triggar]

Heh, so you have your own Ken Jennings :P

:lol:

Jerk :love:

[Everay]

I bet those guys writing those letters didnt know that we (Canadians) burned down their whitehouse.


and yet you couldnt even kill the old lady that took the time to pack shit up and pick up a painting of Washington while the redcoats were marching down at it, slow poke.

and frag, why, your a PSUer, that automaticaly makes you impervious to the folly of your nation in our eyes.

[Breed]

I wouldnt base the entire nation on one stupid paper's decision to interfere.
I myself read the "independant", which has just the facts and is unbiased in its articles, just like all papers should be :)
...Ive also been known to purchase "the sun", for its page 3 titty fest...and on occassion the "daily sport", for when im extra randy...

England rawks!!! :bouncy:

[Lartnev]

what am I then?

Asleep most of the time :D

[Hezzy]

Asleep most of the time :D

:lol:

[Triggar]

...Ive also been known to purchase "the sun", for its page 3 titty fest...and on occassion the "daily sport", for when im extra randy...

Haha, that sort of thing would NEVER fly over here. We'd have soccer moms OUTRAGED that their kids could possibly ever come in contact with a photograph of a woman's boobies.

I :love: England and their crazy media.

[Hezzy]

We'd have soccer moms OUTRAGED that their kids could possibly ever come in contact with a photograph of a woman's boobies.

:lol: Soccer mums suck.

But then again, newspaper porn != win.

[Breed]

Haha, that sort of thing would NEVER fly over here. We'd have soccer moms OUTRAGED that their kids could possibly ever come in contact with a photograph of a woman's boobies.


yeh i can imagine it!

mom - johnny, where did you get this filth?!?!
johnny - i got it from england mommy!
mom - those fucking english assholes, tainting my bastard children!
johnny - im so sorry mommy
mom - no its ok little johnny, now go play your little grand theft auto game whilst mummy and "uncle kyle" spend some time upstairs...

[JetRaiden]

No, Martyr's wicked leet like that. It'll be four in the morning, I'll roll over, wake him up and say, "honey, why does a venturi for a supersonic flow open the opposite way a venturi for a subsonic flow does?"

And he'll lay there and answer. Correctly.

I get creeped out sometimes when he says "I don't know". It's a feeling of panic, really. Like, "oh shit, if he doesn't know, WHO DOES?!"

:lol: yea, when I was hanging out with him rahl and elana, I was quite intimidated by the intellectual-ness of their conversations. ;)