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Derfud
2004-10-18, 10:39 PM
HFS :eek:

http://gprime.net/video.php/quasar
Rbstr
2004-10-18, 10:42 PM
Holy Fucking Shit
Squeeky
2004-10-18, 10:48 PM
Psh, i can do that :rolleyes:
eXoSloth
2004-10-18, 10:48 PM
Psh, I've seen poeple do that on DDR.
Squeeky
2004-10-18, 10:50 PM
Psh, I've seen poeple do that on DDR.

Psh, i can do that with my pinky and my eyes closed.
AztecWarrior
2004-10-18, 10:51 PM
. . .
EineBeBoP
2004-10-18, 10:55 PM
what the shit?

is the color messed up for anyone else?
Mannequin
2004-10-18, 10:57 PM
:jawdrop:
WritheNC
2004-10-18, 11:11 PM
I would be impressed if he danced it.
1024
2004-10-18, 11:13 PM
why the FUCK would you spend your time learning that shit?
JetRaiden
2004-10-18, 11:18 PM
:( doesnt work for me.
Liquidtide
2004-10-18, 11:21 PM
:jawdrop:
1024
2004-10-18, 11:25 PM
its some guy having sex with his keyboard that happens to match the keystrokes needed to get 200% perfect on this Flash DDR thing.
Ivan
2004-10-18, 11:37 PM
why the FUCK would you spend your time learning that shit?
Indeed. :nod:
Jennyboo
2004-10-18, 11:41 PM
Thats fucking crazy :lol: who wants to bet he can get himself off in like .005 :rofl:
Everay
2004-10-19, 12:06 AM
why the FUCK would you spend your time learning that shit?


indeed.
FlamingPotato-J
2004-10-19, 12:43 AM
Lemme guess...he lives in his parents basement, has no gf, and smells....
1024
2004-10-19, 01:04 AM
Lemme guess...he lives in his parents basement, has no gf, and smells....
leave dhark alone.
NightWalker XI
2004-10-19, 02:23 AM
woooooowwww...thats a bit....scary
Lonehunter
2004-10-19, 02:32 AM
who wants to bet he can get himself off in like .005 :rofl:
:rofl:
Indeed
NightWalker XI
2004-10-19, 02:33 AM
I wonder if he has a girlfriend...he must be good at foreplay lol....

EDIT: Actually what am I on about, its not speed, its skill...

*looks at girlfriend sleeping*

BWA HA HA HA!

ah crap I got college in 1 hour :huh:
Dharkbayne
2004-10-19, 03:32 AM
leave dhark alone.

stfu, I don't live in my parent's basement.










We don't have a basement, :(
Khronos
2004-10-19, 03:52 PM
I wonder if he has a girlfriend...he must be good at foreplay lol....

EDIT: Actually what am I on about, its not speed, its skill...

*looks at girlfriend sleeping*

BWA HA HA HA!

ah crap I got college in 1 hour :huh:


apparently he plays the game less in a week than an average person watches tv

he has a girlfriend


hes like 17 or something.

(read this on the forums from his website)
DaShiznit
2004-10-19, 03:59 PM
:jawdrop:
Holy.
Fucking.
Shit.
Wow.
Infernus
2004-10-19, 04:03 PM
why the FUCK would you spend your time learning that shit?

.
JetRaiden
2004-10-19, 04:08 PM
that cant be real.
hazzer2007
2004-10-19, 04:43 PM
Yer, and, so what, its sort of easy if you know of by heart the moves.

I have a friend how plays it the the PS2, he learns the moves easy. He entered the UK comp in london and got into the 20's.
NightWalker XI
2004-10-19, 04:48 PM
interesting mr. bond....

no seriously, if he plays less and has a social lfie then I am assuming he is not playing the game by looking at the screne but rather by memorising the moves and repeating them at the right tempo making it seem like he is really fast...maybe
Kikinchikin
2004-10-19, 05:11 PM
I'm willing to bet they sped the video up, but even so, all the arrows that were together is still impressive. But yeah I can do kinda close to it, actually playing at an arcade. (I'm a DDR dork).
Hamorad
2004-10-19, 08:10 PM
:eek: :scared: :eek:
WTF
I is scared
Mag-Mower
2004-10-20, 04:27 PM
[QUOTE=KiKiNCHiKiN] I'm willing to bet they sped the video up [QUOTE]
as do i
Breed
2004-10-20, 06:22 PM
Im blonde, i cant even remember my mobile number (cellphone for you USA chaps).

This guy pwns me :(
MattxMosh
2004-10-20, 06:37 PM
The soundchanges pitch, but teh referesh on teh screen stays the same.

Sketchy.
Khronos
2004-10-20, 06:49 PM
The soundchanges pitch, but teh referesh on teh screen stays the same.

Sketchy.

what do you mean??


oh and i really doubt its sped up. therse other videos of him playing, btw
Indecisive
2004-10-20, 07:37 PM
You know that guy practiced the shit outta that level.
Happy lil Elf
2004-10-21, 03:43 PM
No it's not sped up, that's looks like the right BPM to me for that song. And no the moves aren't memorized, at least not in the sense that he's going to be able to recite them or do it with his eyes closed. I'm sure he's practiced enough that there's some muscle memory, yes. As far as intentionally sitting down and memorizing the moves, no.

The triple A is impressive and I'll give him props for it. The song itself isn't that hard but getting a AAA on it is definately impressive. I know I couldn't come close on that song. Not a fan of using both hands to play Stepmania though.

Anyways the actual answer to the inevitable "Why would anyone do that" would be because it's an amusing way to pass the time. And if you play it for long enough you just start to get good at it. It's kind of like playing piano. You don't have to practice 14 hours a day to become good at it. All it really takes is enjoying it and over time you'll become good at it *shrug*

And yes, I suppose it does make you better at foreplay in the sense that you tend to become a lot more dexterous with your hands and once you start playing heavy songs it does tend to build endurance in the muscles as well. Of course so would a lot of things *shrug* Reguardless, if you don't know what buttons to press you still suck anyways no matter how much dexterity or endurance you have.
Sorry, Potato-J ;)