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SDM
2004-10-19, 03:43 AM
French Terror Alert

Reuters and AFP reported today the French Government announced that it has
raised its Terror Alert Level from "Run" to "Hide".

The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate".

This may have been precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed one of
their White Flag factories, temporarily disabling their military forces.







bite me: frog bashing never fucking gets old.
Dharkbayne
2004-10-19, 03:48 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Nothing cheers me up more than bashing the french.
Hezzy
2004-10-19, 09:52 AM
:rofl: :lol:
Lartnev
2004-10-19, 09:55 AM
Old, but always funny :)
Sputty
2004-10-19, 11:41 AM
:rofl:
SDM, once again, wins
EineBeBoP
2004-10-19, 01:03 PM
:lol: Much funny.
JetRaiden
2004-10-19, 01:46 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Nothing cheers me up more than bashing the french.
:rofl: :rofl: :nod:
EarlyDawn
2004-10-19, 02:15 PM
:rofl: :rofl:
WritheNC
2004-10-19, 03:25 PM
That's awesome! :lol:
ZeusCali
2004-10-19, 04:38 PM
needs to be longer, but it has potential
otherwise
:no::nono:

besides the french don't even like frog it's just a few that do. in general they are just as grossed out by it as americans and that goes the same for snails.
Smaug
2004-10-19, 05:40 PM
needs to be longer, but it has potential
otherwise
:no::nono:

besides the french don't even like frog it's just a few that do. in general they are just as grossed out by it as americans and that goes the same for snails.

Tu aimes les escargots, oui?
Sputty
2004-10-19, 05:48 PM
Escargot can be good, if it's prepared well. i.e. Cheesy


The term "frog" came from the fact Queen Elizabeth was having a relationship with a french guy. I forget his name. She called him her "little frog" or whatever.
Hamma
2004-10-19, 05:55 PM
:lol:
ZeusCali
2004-10-20, 02:16 PM
non Smaug je le n'aime pas. Et plus je connais pas de gens qui aime ca
(no smaug i don't like it. and more i don't no anyone who does like it)

grrr owned by the queen :-(
Sputty
2004-10-20, 02:22 PM
Ok, Zues, your french hurts my brain
No Smaug I don't like
And also I something not of something why like something

Something means I forget what the word means
MrVicchio
2004-10-20, 02:35 PM
Don't bash the french, jsut the ones that run and hide...
Dharkbayne
2004-10-20, 02:38 PM
Don't bash the french, jsut the ones that run and hide...

That's all of 'em.
ZeusCali
2004-10-20, 03:57 PM
why does my french hurt your brain sputty but smaug's doesn't?
Triggar
2004-10-20, 04:55 PM
Don't bash the french, jsut the ones that run and hide...

I know more Yanks that run and hide than I do Frogs.
ZeusCali
2004-10-20, 05:23 PM
ribbit cherio mate!
actually i dont think the french are mainly cowards. they think about there decisions a long time before making them(in general at least).
But where did this "the french are cowards" thing come from? is it because the french had the balls to demonstrate against the US?
Sputty
2004-10-20, 05:45 PM
why does my french hurt your brain sputty but smaug's doesn't?
His made far more sense
You like the snail, yes?
HawkEye
2004-10-21, 12:07 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
AztecWarrior
2004-10-21, 12:09 AM
I know more Yanks that run and hide than I do Frogs.
You just can't appreciate this type of humor, can you? Gasp. We're being mean to the country. Get over it- we don't really think that about Frenchmen.

Racism will end when everyone realizes it's a load of crap useful only for jokes.
JetRaiden
2004-10-21, 12:11 AM
Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus

well, thats all racism is good for these days, jokes.

I mean watch this.

******.

Now wasnt that funny?
AztecWarrior
2004-10-21, 12:14 AM
Obviously, you're taking it out of context.

Beating black people to the ground is *not* funny.

Making lightly offensive jokes about each other's race is, or just calling someone a slur that doesn't fit, i.e. me calling you a *****.
Dharkbayne
2004-10-21, 12:18 AM
ribbit cherio mate!
actually i dont think the french are mainly cowards. they think about there decisions a long time before making them(in general at least).
But where did this "the french are cowards" thing come from? is it because the french had the balls to demonstrate against the US?


Because you guys have gotten your asses handed to you since Caesar in 56 BC.
SDM
2004-10-21, 12:36 AM
All you ratfuckers need a sense of humor.
1024
2004-10-21, 01:12 AM
All you ratfuckers need a sense of humor.
fk ys.
SDM
2004-10-21, 01:25 AM
http://img92.exs.cx/img92/3738/worldmap.png
MrShooter
2004-10-21, 01:32 AM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
EineBeBoP
2004-10-21, 01:44 AM
thats very similar to Corrosion's views except canada = "dragons live thar"
Everay
2004-10-21, 02:14 AM
eine, i want to comment on your sig, its pretty cool, it makes me laugh.
EineBeBoP
2004-10-21, 02:22 AM
I appreciate the comment on my sig, and would, in turn, like to comment on your link.

thats fecking amazing. i must memorize this ninja folding technique and use it myself.
SDM
2004-10-21, 02:23 AM
eine, i want to comment on your sig, its pretty cool, it makes me laugh.
He saw beans.
Sputty
2004-10-21, 05:21 AM
beans, lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans yeah beans, lots of beans lots of beans
Everyone loves Magical Trevor
Triggar
2004-10-21, 10:48 AM
That song is like an IV of addictive flash movie, now I have the song stuck in my head.

It's gonna be a LOVELY DAY KIDS!! :lol:
EineBeBoP
2004-10-21, 10:56 AM
every time im at a computer now, i pull that up :p

pisses the kid next to me off in one of my classes.