[AIM] :love: for Infernus's dad

[JetRaiden]

Ok guys, for those of you who don't know, Infernus is coming up to stay with me next weekend to party and paintball. Anyway, this should explaint the rest, and why his dad is awesome.
stevo891=me
Pheonix Infernus= Infernus

stevo891: your cousin sucks
Phoenix Infernus: my cousin yea
Phoenix Infernus: most of my family
Phoenix Infernus: cept my dad
Phoenix Infernus: my dad basically said...
Phoenix Infernus: "you're gonna get drunk next weekend aren't you"
Phoenix Infernus: "er... no..."
stevo891: ahahhahahahahhahahaa
Phoenix Infernus: "don't lie to me.
Phoenix Infernus: "ok yea"
Phoenix Infernus: "good boy."
stevo891: I LOVE YOUR DAD
Phoenix Infernus: haha

that is all.

[Setari]

awesome.

[Biohazzard56]

Shoot Inf for me.

Traitor :love:

[Corrosion]

:rofl:

[Hezzy]

Ok guys, for those of you who don't know, Infernus is coming up to stay with me next weekend to party and paintball. Anyway, this should explaint the rest, and why his dad is awesome.
stevo891=me

Pheonix Infernus= Infernus
stevo891: your cousin sucks
Phoenix Infernus: my cousin yea
Phoenix Infernus: most of my family
Phoenix Infernus: cept my dad
Phoenix Infernus: my dad basically said...
Phoenix Infernus: "you're gonna get drunk next weekend aren't you"
Phoenix Infernus: "er... no..."
stevo891: ahahhahahahahhahahaa
Phoenix Infernus: "don't lie to me.
Phoenix Infernus: "ok yea"
Phoenix Infernus: "good boy."
stevo891: I WANT TO LOVE YOUR DAD NDABUT
Phoenix Infernus: haha

that is all.

wtf jet

[Derfud]

Why do you damned kids always get drunk?

[Dharkbayne]

Why do you damned kids always get drunk?



^


Fucking hooligaments.

[Angel_of_Death]

Why do you damned kids always get drunk?
:huh:

Why not, what makes a party better than alcohol?

[JetRaiden]

Why do you damned kids always get drunk?

arent you a teenager too? shut up.

:huh:

Why not, what makes a party better than alcohol?

amen. except for like dozens upon dozens of STD-less porn stars. but thats like asking Jesus to come to your party.

[Mag]

:huh:

Why not, what makes a party better than alcohol?

Prostitutes.

[Derfud]

I am. It doesnt mean I get drunk though.

[Hezzy]

To me, being drunk is just basically a way of being less shy. When I'm drunk, I have an excuse to say all those dirty things about someone's mother, or why I think that <Name> is a whore.

Oh yeah, and drunkness is also a way to get some action. :brow:

[Dharkbayne]

but thats like asking Jesus to come to your party.

Trust me, you don't want that. I've asked a few people, and they said that Jesus fucking SUCKS at parties. I mean, look at this picture someone took at the last party Jesus was at

http://img78.exs.cx/img78/9646/lastsupper2.jpg

[Hezzy]

:rofl: :rofl: :lol:

[JetRaiden]

To me, being drunk is just basically a way of being less shy. When I'm drunk, I have an excuse to say all those dirty things about someone's mother, or why I think that <Name> is a whore.

Oh yeah, and drunkness is also a way to get some action. :brow:

qf fucking t.

[MrPaul]

Trust me, you don't want that. I've asked a few people, and they said that Jesus fucking SUCKS at parties. I mean, look at this picture someone took at the last party Jesus was at

Best Jesus Image I've Ever Seen


Dhark wins.
:lol: :lol:


Oh, and to people like "WTF is the point in drink?!?!!1!" I say to you this: I'm currently tipsy (my family went to my uncles for samosas :D) and it sure made listening to babble a lot easier. And it's making my girlfriend find me very attractive on webcam. (No, really!) Oh, and it's making "Alien" a lot scarier... :scared:

[Triggar]

Just be careful you lot. Don't drive or prank anyone without a sense of humor, and stop drinking when you start feeling bombed, and drink a lot of water before you go to bed

[/MomMode]

:lol:

[JetRaiden]

Just be careful you lot. Don't drive or prank anyone without a sense of humor, and stop drinking when you start feeling bombed, and drink a lot of water before you go to bed

[/MomMode]

:lol:

:lol: thanks trig. luckily I already got a friend (Brian aka weincat) whos our full-time designated driver. I usually dont go to sleep until like 5-6 hours after I start drinking, so I dont really puke.

[Derfud]

My generation makes me sick. It's still illegal.

[Hamma]

Yes but its fun.

First time I drank I was 17, then I didnt drink again really till I was 21.

If you are drunk and driving around at 16, you deserve to either go to jail, lose your license, or crash.

[Mag]

Hamma condones it, you're in the clear.

[Infernus]

Just be careful you lot. Don't drive or prank anyone without a sense of humor, and stop drinking when you start feeling bombed, and drink a lot of water before you go to bed

[/MomMode]

:lol:


OK mom. :) :love:

I have steve here to protect me :lol:

[Hamma]

Hamma condones it, you're in the clear.
No actually I dont. I wish I had never done it.

[Mag]

*hides the Guinness.*

[ViperGTS]

...

[Squeeky]

Having personally met the guy, i can concur. Your dad pwns.

[ViperGTS]

Having personally met the guy, i can concur. Your dad pwns.
QFT

[Hezzy]

Drunk driving sucks, at any age.

[JetRaiden]

Yes but its fun.

First time I drank I was 17, then I didnt drink again really till I was 21.

If you are drunk and driving around at any age, you deserve to either go to jail, lose your license, or crash.

Ive taken driver's ed. seen Red Asphalt 3. drunk driving sucks.

[firecrackerNC]

Drunk=fun drunk driving= WTF hope you crash in a pole or off a cliff.

Getting drunk is, like what was stated before, a way to be not so shy. When Im drunk Ill walk right up to a girl and be like "Woa your fucking hot" and if anyone says anything the next day I can be like "dude I was drunk gimme a break" . Also its fun having a friend get drunk and messing with him, like throwing stuff slowly and watching him try to hit it 2-3 secs after it already hit him and watching em fall down stairs and stumble. The things they say also freakin rock, "Dude your wasted!" "Noo im nots" "yea you are, whats the abcs" "Uh a fucking c and uh I dunno"

firecrackerNC has approved this message but does not in any way condone underage drinking as it is illegal and breaks precious laws that are made to save lives. firecrackerNC cannot be held responsible or sued for any reason for stupid idiots who a)drink & drive B)Alcohol poisoning C)Shoot themselves with a gun they thought was unloaded.

[OfaLoaf]

I've had communion wine and a few sips of beer, and that's it.

[Khronos]

imho, saying stupid shit while drunk and using the intoxication as an excuse is bull.

if you hurt someone while drunk, you cant just say "well i was drunk sorry lolz."

[Hezzy]

imho, saying stupid shit while drunk and using the intoxication as an excuse is bull.

if you hurt someone while drunk, you cant just say "well i was drunk sorry lolz."
Maybe you don't hurt someone when you're drunk? I know that I sure as hell wouldn't. If I did, I'd apologise to them the next day.

I think you misread my post.

[Khronos]

it wasnt directed at you, im just saying that alcohol isnt an excuse for stupid actions.

[JetRaiden]

Getting drunk is great. all your morals go out the window after the 5th-6th shot. Girls I would normally spend a month with to hook up with them, can now be done in about an hour. I can just raise my hand at a party and say "Does anyone wanna make out with me?" and some random drunk girl will come over. Its great, I love it. :p

[Dharkbayne]

Getting drunk is great. all your morals go out the window after the 5th-6th shot. Girls I would normally spend a month with to hook up with them, can now be done in about an hour. I can just raise my hand at a party and say "Does anyone wanna make out with me?" and some random drunk girl will come over. Its great, I love it. :p

WOO! HOORAY FOR TAKING ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!










ass.

[JetRaiden]

WOO! HOORAY FOR TAKING ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!










ass.

:doh: its not really taking advantage of people when they WANT to do it. For example, this happened about 3 weeks ago and I talked to the girl a few days later about it. she said she didnt regret it at all. :cool:

[Dharkbayne]

:doh: its not really taking advantage of people when they WANT to do it. For example, this happened about 3 weeks ago and I talked to the girl a few days later about it. she said she didnt regret it at all. :cool:
:doh:

You're gonna get syphillis.

[Hamma]

When they want to do it? They dont know wtf they are doing, they are drunk remember?

Having sex or messing with girls while drunk is the lowest of all lows imo.

[Hezzy]

When they want to do it? They dont know wtf they are doing, they are drunk remember?

Having sex or messing with girls while drunk is the lowest of all lows imo.
:nod:

You flirt with them, get them hooked.

Then when you're sober, you ask them if they want to continue. It saves you from feeling rejected when she says "Oh my god. I only went with you because I was drunk, loser!".

Also, sexing it up while drunk isn't a good idea. There's so many things that can go wrong with that. Remember that lass that ran away from home a while ago and I made a thread about it? She went back home eventually. A few months later she got drunk and pregnant. She's still pregnant now.

Because of that one night, her whole life is fucked up. She's not at school and her baby is due when the exams are. She won't be able to get a job and support the child. She'll have to live off dole money. That's one hell of a sucky life. I doubt her boyfriend will do anything either. He's a pussy. He won't be able to cope with the baby.

[Sputty]

Having sex with a drunk girl is considered rape BTW, if the woman complains
I hope you get put in prison for being dumb as can be.

[JetRaiden]

When they want to do it? They dont know wtf they are doing, they are drunk remember?

Having sex or messing with girls while drunk is the lowest of all lows imo.

nah. its not like theyre unaware of whats going on or who I am. and I never had sex with anyone while I was drunk. at least not to my knowledge. ;)

edit: also, I dont like pressure girls to do anything with me while we're drunk. I just say stuff that I normally wouldnt say because of shyness, which eventually leads to other things. Ive never hooked up with a girl while drunk that I couldnt have hooked up with sober.

[Infernus]

:doh: :doh:

I don't think theres many worries about ME raping anything... and so long as we do have a designated driver...

Note: I never get uber-bombed...

[JetRaiden]

:doh: :doh:

I don't think theres many worries about ME raping anything... and so long as we do have a designated driver...

Note: I never get uber-bombed...

yea dont worry about it. I have to watch my friend's drinking alot anyway. I wont let you kill yourself. :love:

[Boomer]

so.. yeah. I have a friend, and, he was drunk. Utterly drunk. So drunk he barely remembers what happened at a friday night party, but the knows he was getting it on with a senior in high school, but he is a junior. She was drunk also, but he didnt put any pressure on her. Could he still be accused of rape? I mean, she pressured him into it. And shes older :(

Why cant guys get raped either? women always use it as a scapegoat

[Dharkbayne]

so.. yeah. I have a friend, and, he was drunk. Utterly drunk. So drunk he barely remembers what happened at a friday night party, but the knows he was getting it on with a senior in high school, but he is a junior. She was drunk also, but he didnt put any pressure on her. Could he still be accused of rape? I mean, she pressured him into it. And shes older :(

Why cant guys get raped either? women always use it as a scapegoat

They can. It just doesn't happen often. I don't remember a time of it *ever* happening.

[Hezzy]

Why cant guys get raped either?
Media.

Example: "Male teacher has sex with student" - "He put his penis in me, even though I gave my consent."

Media says: "ABSOLUTE PERVERT RAPES YOUNG CHILD" - "He went and forced me on the bed. I told him I didn't want to do it, but he forced me to do it."

[JetRaiden]

They can. It just doesn't happen often. I don't remember a time of it *ever* happening.

well, Im sure in this case she was completely bombed/horny and was like "come onnn...."

its not like she was like "Take your pants off!! NOW!!" *draws knife*

I've seen similar situations before.

[Kaltagesta]

It is strange that if two drunk people have sex, it's the guys fault, and he gets a sexual assault record.

You guys are all treating these girls like they are mindless idiots. They can take care of themselves, and if they cant, then they have no place at a party with alcohol getting drunk. As long as the girl isn't pressured into anything, it's game on in my view.

[JetRaiden]

It is strange that if two drunk people have sex, it's the guys fault, and he gets a sexual assault record.

You guys are all treating these girls like they are mindless idiots. They can take care of themselves, and if they cant, then they have no place at a party with alcohol getting drunk. As long as the girl isn't pressured into anything, it's game on in my view.
:lol: :lol: indeed.

[_-Gunslinger-_]

My mom pwnz more in my book. I was drinking LOTS of beer with some friends, I usher them out to walk home and stupble through probably 20-30 cans and then pass out on my bed. I get to sleep at 3am and have to work at 8am. So my mom comes down to wake me at 7 sees the bottles and cans (never left my mess behind, first time she sees the aftermath of drinking).

You might be thinking, "Your pwnt Gunslinger!". But oh no the cleans all the cans up, calls work FOR me to tell them im sick and lets me sleep it off.

Officially she rox! just dont tell her I said that.

[JetRaiden]

My mom pwnz more in my book. I was drinking LOTS of beer with some friends, I usher them out to walk home and stupble through probably 20-30 cans and then pass out on my bed. I get to sleep at 3am and have to work at 8am. So my mom comes down to wake me at 7 sees the bottles and cans (never left my mess behind, first time she sees the aftermath of drinking).

You might be thinking, "Your pwnt Gunslinger!". But oh no the cleans all the cans up, calls work FOR me to tell them im sick and lets me sleep it off.

Officially she rox! just dont tell her I said that.
:eek: :eek:

your mom gets the PWNING award of the week. thats awesome.

[Indecisive]

My generation makes me sick. It's still illegal.

quoted for truth.

I hope all of you underage drinkers get arrested.

[Triggar]

I dunno Gunslinger, I think my mom might take the cake for Pwnage.

I was raised in a house where wine and alcohol weren't hidden away like they were some awful, forbidden thing. If I wanted to try wine? Have a sip. That Bailey's smells good - here, have a taste. Mama also raised us to not have social inhibitions - i.e. if we think something normally, we say it normally. As a result, I have no desire to drink and get trashed... I don't understand why people spend their money to act like assholes and then feel like shit the next day.

Having said that, I'm no angel, I had my period where I went out and got trashed each weekend. I feel like I had to go through that to get that party-mode out of my system. Learned a lot about my own tolerances, and I know I have no desire to drink with the intent to get trashed, ever again!

[JetRaiden]

[stereotypical teenager] I'm 17. I'll do what I want. [/stereotypical teenager] but seriously, I have fun whenever I can. Im never an ass too anyone who didnt deserve it. :p

[firecrackerNC]

quoted for truth.

I hope all of you underage drinkers get arrested.


Get arrested? For underage drinking? Dont think so buddy. Not in this town. My friend had a party with anyone from 15-20 there and 3 kegs and around 80-100 people, 4 cops walk in, take a look around, say hi to my friend cause they know him, the 2 non driving cops grab a beer and tell us to not drink and drive. They won't do anything unless someone starts to drink and drive in which case they tell us to pack up before 1-2am . So I can't see my self getting arrested anytime soon so well screw you and your stupid laws.

[JetRaiden]

Get arrested? For underage drinking? Dont think so buddy. Not in this town. My friend had a party with anyone from 15-20 there and 3 kegs and around 80-100 people, 4 cops walk in, take a look around, say hi to my friend cause they know him, the 2 non driving cops grab a beer and tell us to not drink and drive. They won't do anything unless someone starts to drink and drive in which case they tell us to pack up before 1-2am . So I can't see my self getting arrested anytime soon so well screw you and your stupid laws.

I agree somewhat ( :doh: )

no one ever gets arrested for underage drinking, unless the cop's wife left him for a midget the day before. If I walked up to a cop, downed half a bottle of jack daniels, at the most he'll put me in cuffs and take me home.

[firecrackerNC]

Lol around here most he'd do would grab the bottle down it himself then tell me that drinking is wrong after he hands me a $10 bill for what he drank lol

[JetRaiden]

Lol around here most he'd do would grab the bottle down it himself then tell me that drinking is wrong after he hands me a $10 bill for what he drank lol
:doh: where do you live? ireland?

[firecrackerNC]

Small city in Ohio, they are pretty cool here cept about skateboarders, if you skateboard your fucked. I've seen em arrest people for just CARRYING a skateboard in public areas. Mostly cause tha asses would grind on benches and window cills and break them and damage the stuff. I've seen em break a window cause he fell.

[Infernus]

In any case, I can't wait till friday!

Btw: Jet get on AIM! I leave for 5 minutes and you scamper off...

[Angel_of_Death]

Cops don't arrest people for underage drinking at parties. That's just how it is, there's too many people and if everyone is on private property, there is nothing they can do. Now disturbance of the peace, different story.

Taking advantage of drunk girls is so low, unless you're drunk and in which case probably can't even tell they are drunk, then excusable.

Wow Derfud, alot of things US kids do is illegal, and I'm sure you do some of those things. Has that ever stopped anyone?

[firecrackerNC]

I jaywalk, which is illegal. I do not follow speed limits all the time. If I go 5 over technicaly im breaking the law yet 5 over, yet hardly any cops will pull you over for it. Just cause its illegal doens't make it wrong. In Germany I'd be allowed to drink by now.

[Derfud]

Jaywalking isnt illegal, it's simply breaking a bylaw. Most people dont jaywalk, that being said, you should probably know that it is only considered jaywalking if you are impeding traffic, most people run across a busy street when it's clear, if they dont, they get whacked.

I live in the same environment Trig described. I might have a beer or two here and there, but I never drink to get drunk. I dont dislike my generation for udnerage drinking, I dislike it for how they abuse it. It's so common I am mostly desensitized to it, but I have seen it's very real effects. One night my brother goes to a party on the beach and drinks so much rum he nearly gets alchohol poisioning. I have been to a party with a friend who could hardly keep herself standing, and and one point I had to pin her down to keep her from trying to take her clothes off thanks to some asshole's comments.

I have taken this information and decided that getting drunk is stupid, especially if it is simply for the sake of getting drunk.

[firecrackerNC]

I have been to a party with a friend who could hardly keep herself standing, and and one point I had to pin her down to keep her from trying to take her clothes off
Ok right there is where you lost me. Why would you do such a thing? Unless she was super ugly and/or fat just let her.

[Triggar]

"Do onto others as you would have them do onto you."

If you were making an asshole out of yourself and threatening to exascerbate the situation by disrobing yourself, wouldn't you want a friend of yours to step in and save you from degrading yourself even further?

[firecrackerNC]

Hmm bit to late for that. Since over the summer after the local carnival a group had a party and afterwards I woke up half naked with only boxers on out on his front lawn. Wasn't embarrassed or anything. I got nothing to hide.

[Derfud]

Wow, you completely missed the point. She isnt ugly at all, but I wouldnt want a friend of mine doing something they would highly regret later, especially If I was there and had a chance to stop it. Earlier this year, I may have saved her from suicide too.

[Triggar]

Hmm bit to late for that. Since over the summer after the local carnival a group had a party and afterwards I woke up half naked with only boxers on out on his front lawn.

Well, maybe everyone hates you.

Derfud, you're a good friend.

[Derfud]

Thank Trig. :love:

[_-Gunslinger-_]

Having said that, I'm no angel, I had my period where I went out and got trashed each weekend. I feel like I had to go through that to get that party-mode out of my system. Learned a lot about my own tolerances, and I know I have no desire to drink with the intent to get trashed, ever again!


Did she clean up after you got trashed?

[Hamma]

Ok right there is where you lost me. Why would you do such a thing? Unless she was super ugly and/or fat just let her.
It's called respect.

[Infernus]

It's called respect.


And friendship

and common sense

and legal

and not being an ass

[AztecWarrior]

Wow.

I'm rather astounded that most of you view getting drunk as trivial. I'm no Prohibitionist, but isn't that wrong?

Anyway, if I came home drunk, I'd be shot. If I survived, I'd be shot again.

[Jennyboo]

Ya Infernus your dad rock :D was a pleasure meeting him at PSUMA

[JetRaiden]

Phoenix Infernus: omfg
stevo891: what
Phoenix Infernus: this song
Phoenix Infernus: ever heard Fuck Her gently
stevo891: by who
Phoenix Infernus: Tenacious D
stevo891: I think i have actually..
Phoenix Infernus: it pwns
Phoenix Infernus: my dad is singing it to my mom
Phoenix Infernus: and shes like
Phoenix Infernus: get the fuck away from me
stevo891: ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!?
Phoenix Infernus: shot down
Phoenix Infernus: like 5 times
Phoenix Infernus: like a B52 over berlin
stevo891: haha your dad's the man

[NoSurrender]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Phoenix Infernus: omfg
stevo891: what
Phoenix Infernus: this song
Phoenix Infernus: ever heard Fuck Her gently
stevo891: by who
Phoenix Infernus: Tenacious D
stevo891: I think i have actually..
Phoenix Infernus: it pwns
Phoenix Infernus: my dad is singing it to my mom
Phoenix Infernus: and shes like
Phoenix Infernus: get the fuck away from me
stevo891: ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!?
Phoenix Infernus: shot down
Phoenix Infernus: like 5 times
Phoenix Infernus: like a B52 over berlin
stevo891: haha your dad's the man

[CassH]

:rofl:

[Infernus]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Dad: I'm gonna Fuck you softly, I'm gonna screw you gently, I'm gonna hump you sweetly, I'm gonna ball you discre-

Mom: No

[Hezzy]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: