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Hamma
2004-10-25, 11:14 AM
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/nm/20041025/tc_nm/telecoms_mobile_porn_dc
Giovanni
2004-10-25, 11:25 AM
Shit son! How pathetic is that, if your going to jerk off do it at home to tapes and internet porn at LEAST!
MrPaul
2004-10-25, 11:26 AM
All that money.. have they not discovered free porn yet?? My friend has lots of porn on his mobile phone, but tbh, I don't see the point - not like you're gonna wank in public now, is it? *looks around*
Hamma
2004-10-25, 11:28 AM
I dont want to have to clear the cache on my phone now too.

:huh:
Hezzy
2004-10-25, 11:30 AM
:lol:
Jennyboo
2004-10-25, 12:06 PM
:lol:
NightWalker XI
2004-10-25, 12:09 PM
ya that doesn't make sense, why have porn on your phone? wtf?
Breed
2004-10-25, 12:33 PM
Cus its fun to show your mates when ur in the pub? Dont you people go outside?? lol
Kyonye
2004-10-25, 12:35 PM
patheticism....not even a word, but i must use it here....i guess it comes in handy for the average stress relieving situation. you know, just come out of an important meeting or class and you are stressed, just hit the stalls and you know what from there...Squeeky time.
JetRaiden
2004-10-25, 04:12 PM
my friend nick sat next to me in math class last year. he looked at pr0n on his phone all class, every day.
Giovanni
2004-10-25, 04:17 PM
Cus its fun to show your mates when ur in the pub? Dont you people go outside?? lol

Great... On top of not being to spell correctly, you watch porn with other guys? Do you grope each other and moan? Time to come out of the closet I think.

;) Joking mate
Electrofreak
2004-10-25, 05:26 PM
Great. So now, by next year, we have to hear people whacking off in a bathroom stall to the porn on their cellphone?!

What a world we live in.
Triggar
2004-10-25, 05:58 PM
Hey, remember that thread I made about the guy who took over for me at work when I left? He'd look at pictures of naked women off collegehumor.com and not clear the internet history. I'd check it the next morning and the keyboard/mouse felt ... gross, and the entire history (with the exception of some websites devoted to car rims) was porn.

Yeah, and this was at work.
MrPaul
2004-10-25, 06:13 PM
Speaking of which... I just found my stepdads pron folder... :'(
Kam
2004-10-25, 06:30 PM
You touched some guys dried man juice.... :scared: :huh:
OfaLoaf
2004-10-25, 06:31 PM
Speaking of which... I just found my stepdads pron folder... :'(
How did you come across this priceless artifact? Can you use it as a bargaining tool?
MrPaul
2004-10-25, 06:35 PM
My current strategy:

My Hand
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Layer Of Tissue ----------- All important
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Mouse




I would use it as a bargaining tool, but he's a crazy sonuvabitch and would most likely beat me. (seriously)
And I found it by searching for an image i was working om ( 01.jpg) and BAM! 01.jpg - a lady, whats this? "Open containing folder". once again, BAM! 1,133 files of pr0n. :scared:
OfaLoaf
2004-10-25, 06:39 PM
Icky. Copy the ones you like, if any, to a new folder, rename them, and delete the rest. Mention during Dinner or some other innocent time that the comp's been acting screwy lately. Some files may be corrupted or something, you're not certain, so you did an automatic file clean of all corrupted files. Make up some BS if your caught.