identify:

[martyr]

feature ingredients:

high fructose corn syrup and/or fructose, caramel color, phosphoric acid, natural flavors, caffeine

(left out the main ingredient, but the phosphoric acid (http://www.ccohs.ca/oshanswers/chemicals/chem_profiles/phosphoric/health_pho.html) should be the important clue)

who can tell what triggar's been consuming whilst forum-whoring?

[JetRaiden]

coke?

[Mag-Mower]

Food?

[Mag]

Cola... most likely diet.

[martyr]

coke?

my threads have been too easy lately. or you people are getting too smart. next up, another common and equally scary vendable concession:

dextrose, vegetable shortening (partially hydrogenated soybean and cottonseed oils), peanut butter, enriched flour (wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid) sugar, water, cocoa, soybean oil, salt, corn starch, emulsifiers, (mono- and diglycerides, soy lecithin), baking soda, citric acid, artificial flavor, whey, egg whites.

nothing left out on this one

[JetRaiden]

Reese's peanut butter cups

[Rbstr]

some kind of candy, how about reeses?

EDIT: Gah beeten my miliseconds

[Baneblade]

my threads have been too easy lately. or you people are getting too smart. next up, another common and equally scary vendable concession:

dextrose, vegetable shortening (partially hydrogenated soybean and cottonseed oils), peanut butter, enriched flour (wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid) sugar, water, cocoa, soybean oil, salt, corn starch, emulsifiers, (mono- and diglycerides, soy lecithin), baking soda, citric acid, artificial flavor, whey, egg whites.

nothing left out on this one
Nivea for Men? :p

[martyr]

neg. these things are far more processed

http://www.littledebbie.com/images/logo.gif

[Indecisive]

P.B. & J. Oatmeal Pies?

[Triggar]

Don't let him fool you.

He loves the processed goodness of Little Debbie.

He's forcing me - FORCING ME - to make homecooked beef stew. Sigh. I am so abused ;)

[Mag]

Good man martyr, teach her the importance of beef stew.

[Rbstr]

i love beef stew

[Triggar]

For my first attempt at it, it came out deeeelicious!

I added a sweet potato to it. Mmmboy, I rule in the kitchen :p

[Strygun]

cheerios have phosphorus in them as well.

if anyone wanted to know.

[martyr]

ah yes, that's trisodium phosphate (Na3PO4), not phosphoric acid (H3PO4)

http://www.cheerios.ca/en/nutrition.html

trisodium phosphate is used as an emulsifier in nutritive applications and a cleanser in industry

[Strygun]

I didn't mean phosphoric acid. and I typo'd on phosphorous. phosphate would be phosphorus and oxygen.

close enough.

[martyr]

haha, that's fair.

anyway, those were little debbie nutty bars.

they scare me.


next up, just as processed, but this one should be easier

MILK, WATER, MILKFAT, WHEY, WHEY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, SODIUM PHOSPHATE, MILK PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, ALGINATE, SODIUM CITRATE, APOCAROTENAL (COLOR), ANNATTO (COLOR), ENZYMES, CHEESE CULTURE

[AztecWarrior]

H2so4.

[Spee]

I got coke right on seeing "Phosphoric acid"

H3PO4 is mah buddy :D

Edit: Cheese. American, Id guess.

[Rayder]

"Cheese culture" Doesn't that sound tasty.

[Electrofreak]

C14H19NO2

[Squeeky]

Triggar you fattie :lol:

[Triggar]

Funny thing is Squeeks, I thought I saw you this morning.

I saw a beefy kid with a black backwards hat on, a black shirt, and black Manpri pants... you know, capri pants for men.

Then I got all sad 'cause you're on the other side of the country, I miss you snookums! :(