Inf / Jet

[Hamma]

Why didnt we get a report about your weekend? Someone get violated?

[Squeeky]

Jet's in a mental hospital recuperating from a freaky pool humping accident gone wrong. Infernus is currently in custody of the local police on a half dozen charges of aggravated sodomy.

[Hamma]

Shit, again?

[Squeeky]

Shit, again?

Yup

There was 6 pints of blood left at the scene. The pool looked like watered down koolaid. It's the worst case of Sodomy that the United States has seen in the past 15 years.

And to think that just recently in August i had a brush with this serial sodomizer, :scared:

[Everay]

yea, and you got analed!

umm, last i heard, they went paintballing, and inf was shot in the face ( :brow: )

and raiden shot someone in the ass ( :brow: ) sounds like a normal PSU event.

[Hezzy]

<suggestive homosexual comment> :brow:

[Jennyboo]

Jet's in a mental hospital recuperating from a freaky pool humping accident gone wrong. Infernus is currently in custody of the local police on a half dozen charges of aggravated sodomy.

:lol: :rofl: Funny :D

[Infernus]

Well... I guess I'll post a bit of it and Jet can jump in and fix it if he wants to...


Anyway, here goes:

Friday: My arrival... Had some plane trouble, basically in that my plane was delayed 45 minutes from leaving Philadelphia do to a problem with the forward bathrooms ( :ugh: ). I arrived at T. F. Green at about... 6:20 and then me and Jet were off to his friend Spencer's house. Gathered together some makeshift costumes and sat around on the deck for a while then we went to a Halloween party. We were at the party for quite some time, a few hours I guess... I don't really know. We both did a little drinking (5 shots of Vodka each - Jet was slightly messed up anyway :p lightweight.) He started making out with some (completely sober) girl named Erica and I managed to get myself baked, while Spencer ran around the forest with some girl named Sarah... I still have no idea what those to did together :brow: After the party we went back to JetRaiden's house and played a little Halo... first game I lost but then I pwned Jet, Spencer, and Jet's brother. Slept on the couch that night and one of the cats (Little Rus I think) slept on top of me...

Saturday: Didn't really do much... rained in the morning, we sat around playing DoD for most of the day and then later we played Paintball... I had problems with Jet's brother's new marker so got owned in my first two matches then in the last two I played I managed to take out a few people (not Jet) and then got owned in a one on one with Jet (bastard shot me 5 times after I was out).

Sunday: Again we didn't do much... we were supposed to go to a party but couldn't get a ride so we stayed home and played video games and the like...not much to talk about really, it would've been better had we been able to go to the party.

Monday: Jet had to leave early for boarding school and I had to catch my 10:45 flight so not much happened... TSA managed to fuck up the taging on my paintball bag when they searched it so it got sent to pittsburg instead of put on my plane to philly...

It was a great weekend, and I hope to do it again in the spring or something... up to Jet. His house is fucking huge, mine could fit inside of it 5 times atleast... and his 'driveway' is the size of my damn street... and he has 3 very l33t cats and a l33t computer (Alienwares are quite good appearently, this weekend aided in numbing my bias) and that Cyberpower laptop is cool too... I really hope I get a chance to go back...

[martyr]

Jet's in a mental hospital recuperating from a freaky pool humping accident gone wrong. Infernus is currently in custody of the local police on a half dozen charges of aggravated sodomy.

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DOOOODIEEEEE

[NightWalker XI]

That sounds like a cool weekend man eh eh eh

[Rbstr]

You said alienware's are quite good so i hate you now

[Hamma]

So Jet is rich, why isnt he donating money?

[Squeeky]

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DOOOODIEEEEE

:lol: DOOOOOOOODIE :love: Fark

So Jet is rich, why isnt he donating money?

:lol:

[Infernus]

You said alienware's are quite good so i hate you now

I never thought I would say it... you have to use it... I was playing PS on max settings with an FPS of 200...

[NightWalker XI]

I never thought I would say it... you have to use it... I was playing PS on max settings with an FPS of 200...

pfft...Alienware are sinner computers, you know why?

Ok, its a fact anyone who says Alienware are crap does not know what they are on about, however, Alienware are thieves, they charge you insane amounts of money, I get that framerate too and I run PS at MAX as do I on any other game, FarCry, Doom3...its all ran on MAX...

My PC was built by myself, all the parts were bought from various shops around the net and around my area....its all how I want it to be and it cost me like half the price an alienware does...

Alienware is good but they charge insane amounts of money.

[Rbstr]

I never thought I would say it... you have to use it... I was playing PS on max settings with an FPS of 200...

i play PS at 250 iw a relativly crapy CPU and only spent $1000 who wins?

[Infernus]

Hey hey hey... I never said i was gonna rush out and buy one... I was just saying that if you can afford one they really aren't that bad... I'm not swearing by them... I'd prefer to build my own desktop.

[NightWalker XI]

Death to Alienware and their price...although their cases are very very cool but not the best in practicallity.

[Hamma]

Why are we derailing the admins thread? :p

[Jennyboo]

So Jet is rich, why isnt he donating money?
:brow: :D

[Neon Apocalypse]

I only live and hour from jet.

Hamma you ought to throw a party.

[Hamma]

I'm about 1.5hrs away from there.

[Infernus]

I wanna meet hamma next time I go up...

[Jennyboo]

I wanna meet hamma next time I go up...

You have already met Hamma :confused:

[Infernus]

well yea... but this'll be different :brow:

[Jennyboo]

well yea... but this'll be different :brow:

Ya he's married now :D

[Hamma]

I'll hire armed body guards for my house.

:D

[Infernus]

Your no fun... :(

[Jennyboo]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[JetRaiden]

little update:

friday- Party highlights:
-spencer running off with some girl sarah in the woods for most of the time
-making out with some girl erica after knowing her for 15 minutes (who was COMPLETELY sober)

-probably greatest thing of the night: Making out with erica next to inf, and then she stops and says "aw I feel kinda bad for your friend..." and Im thinking "hmm....I cant just ignore this." so I get up and say "come on matt, we're gonna go get high!"
we rounded up a few kids and went to go smoke some weed and uh, heh...got pretty fucked up.
I went back to erica like "HEYYY BABY" reeking of canabiis.

she wasnt too happy. she was like "ewww you taste bad."
so I had a stick of gum and the foreplay continued. :cool:

more to come.

So Jet is rich, why isnt he donating money?

:lol: I'm working on it. If I can seriously approach my dad about it I can probably get you guys some good money. :p

[Triggar]

we rounded up a few kids and went to go smoke some weed

:ugh:

:nono:

[JetRaiden]

:ugh:

:nono:

eh, it was a special occasion. besides, alcohol is worse for you anyway.

[Octavian]

Only rich kids smoke weed.

[Fragmatic]

Only rich kids smoke weed.

Heh, you're misunderstood there :D

[Derfud]

Yes, frag is correct. Only rich kids and British Columbians smoke weed.

[cyberkiller]

and canadians in BC :brow: >.> .... <.<

[ViperGTS]

we rounded up a few kids and went to go smoke some weed and uh,
:stab:

[DaShiznit]

Nice job with the weed. But never make out with a girl while high. You start to see things...:shudders:.