The Perfect Lie

[Jaged]

I know some of you must be good at thinking up lies. Can any of you find the perfect lie to solve this problem?

Me and my gf get off of school at 2. Her mom picks her up at 4. We usualy walk over to my house for a couple of hours of quality alone time. We both agree that we need more time at the house alone. The only problem is that her mom dosen't want her at my house. If she ever found out where her daughter was the results could be catastrophic. My parents are not not a problem. What lie could we use to let her stay over here as long as possible?

And, I know someone else is going to say it, so let me beat you all to the punch. DHITB!

[Triggar]

She can't use the old line, "I'm really not doing well in [subject] so I'm going over to [girl's] house, she's really good at it and she said she'd tutor me"?

[Jaged]

Well it has to be at my house, cause her parents would never leave us alone. And her parents know about me, so it would be hard to convince them I was her tutor.

[Triggar]

Haha, have her actually tell them the truth.

"Mom, Dad, I know you don't want me to go over there because you think we'll do inappropriate things for kids our age. But I want to assure you that our intentions and our actions are entirely innocent, and I don't want to have to sneak around behind your back or lie to you. So I'm asking for you to trust me, and let me spend time over there each day instead of sneaking out at night and disappearing on the weekends."

[Jaged]

hmm.... thats actualy not a bad idea. I am not positive it would work, but it may be worth a try.

[EarlyDawn]

It actually might work. Consider it a last resort.

[JetRaiden]

:rolleyes: such a simple problem.

whats the school near?

could you say that you just went to get something to eat?
walked around town?
get at the school before they pick her up, and say she stayed late to study or whatever?
Its not a very difficult scenario.

btw, Ive never been caught in a lie (at least with my parents)

and pics of the gf.

edit: also be as simple as possible, but dont be too vague. just give them enough to keep em satisfied, but not asking for more.

[Jaged]

shitty pic but its all i got. She is much hotter then she looks in this pic.
http://www.speakeasy.org/~pj99/brittany.jpg

[Angel_of_Death]

btw, Ive never been caught in a lie (at least with my parents)
Are you kidding me? Never been caught doing something bad?

The number of times my friends or I am caught doing something bad, or having just finished doing something bad, is astronomical :p.

[JetRaiden]

Are you kidding me? Never been caught doing something bad?

The number of times my friends or I am caught doing something bad, or having just finished doing something bad, is astronomical :p.

I got a clueless mom. Ive been around her with friends completely wasted and shes just like "oh, you guys are so funny"

[Darksim]

Skip school. Plenty of time.

[Lonehunter]

I got a clueless mom. Ive been around her with friends completely wasted and shes just like "oh, you guys are so funny"
My mom used to be like that, but eventually she would would learn that the smell on me wasn't cologne, but Jim Beam or other smells. Now she just accepts that bad stuffs gonna happen.

Skip school. Plenty of time.
Exactly

[Pilgrim]

Any of the following should work

Tell her Parents:

1) You have been assigned a research project on the North American Trouser Snake

2) You are in need of an emergency Spermindectimy and only their daughter can help

3) All the other kids do it

4) You are actually a girl in disguise doing a report for the LA Times about High school boys

5) You are GAY and only want to talk about how to attract men together

6) There is a Three's Company Marathon on that you really wanted to watch together

7) At least you don't do drugs

8) Condoms are suprisingly easy to steal

9) You are too young for Sex, and are waiting till you both emotionaly, and physically mature to the point that you are ready. No reason to rush things, got the rest of your life after all.


Any of the above I will guaranty to work!!!

[DaShiznit]

Dude. Just have her say that she's going over to a friend's house and have her go over to your place. And sure...your intentions are completely honorable :rolleyes:.

Haha, have her actually tell them the truth.
Trig, did you actually have parents? Myabe yours were a lot different from mine, but I'm guessing her parents will go spastic if she said that and deadbolt her in her room.

5) You are GAY and only want to talk about how to attract men together
Not sure about this one. I tried it once, but I had to draw the line at the leather pants and crotch piercing. You can only take the role so far.

[Triggar]

Yeah I actually have parents - my mom's the kind of person who can see through any lie you toss her way and will beat the shit out of you for having the nerve to think she couldn't. She also realises that her kids are human, and that they're going to do things that she did when she was our age. She also realises that trying to stop us would make us want to do it more. So she's pretty realistic with how she laid the law down. Afterall, neither me nor my two sisters or brother are drunks, skanks, or any of that other good stuff.

[Firefly]

I have read your request, thought about it, and have decided that I cannot help you lie to your parents.

[Jennyboo]

I have read your request, thought about it, and have decided that I cannot help you lie to your parents.


No but you can give him positive feed back on how to approch her parents, give him good advice .

[Hamma]

Don't lie.

Problem Solved.

[Triggar]

No fair! That's what I said! :lol:

[DaShiznit]

Oh come on, Hamma. People lie to their parents all the time. I lie to my parents. I'm guessing most of the people here lied to parents, and odds are when you and Jenny make all those mini-Hammas they're going to lie to you too. Big Prophetic Voice: "It is the great circle of life".

[Jaged]

Hmmm aparently my parents are a problem. My mom really dosent care, but my dad does. We were hanging out at the house and he came home and was less then pleased. This most definatly complicates things.

[ViperGTS]

Cut them.

[Firefly]

No but you can give him positive feed back on how to approch her parents, give him good advice .
Be a man. Tell them the deal, but don't be retarded about it and say some stupid shit like "omg d00dz I totally lubs ur dotter! DHITB!!!" Battles were never won by cowards, no matter what Don Quixote tells you. Come right out and address the father in a respectful, presentable manner - fathers are generally protective of their daughters because they're men - and to propagate the species, men chase pussy. So we know what some punk kid is thinking, especially when the hormones are raging.

Give them all (his parents and hers) a reason to trust him, and then do the right thing and not screw it up. Which, judging by the title of this thread and the content in it about sneaking around and needing more time so having to come up with lies...

... isn't happening yet.