[Pics] Me and my new girlfriend at homecoming!!!!!

[Squeeky]

http://img129.exs.cx/img129/9479/squeeky_and_date.jpg

[Hezzy]

...

I don't get it.

[Squeeky]

...

I don't get it.

Everyone is supposed to laugh at how fucking ridiculous the dude looks, and then we all get serious and discuss theories of how this kid got such a hot date. Maybe it was his large penis? Maybe he payed the girl? Maybe it's his sister and it's a wedding?

It's a joke Hezzy, and you're ruining it. FSCKER! :love:

[Hezzy]

Wait a sec.

Isn't that one of the Olsen twins?

[Squeeky]

Wait a sec.

Isn't that one of the Olsen twins?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Silly Brits.

No, doesnt even resemble them.

[Hezzy]

Oh well. I killed the joke.

gg

[JetRaiden]

holy shit. she is indeed 110% hittable.

my guess is its a wedding, or she's his cousin or something. if I cant get a date like that, then that guy cant. :doh:

[TheN00b]

Woah! That looks like my friend's sister... :huh: .

[Hezzy]

Woah! That looks like my friend's sister... :huh: .
DHITB

[Hamma]

I am unsure how something like that could happen. It boggles the mind to be honest.

[Fragmatic]

No chop needed.

[Strygun]

perhaps is trying to look goofy for the picture?

when you all grow up a little you'll realize that girls shift from looks to other aspects. (not that I'm more grown up than you (although probably older than most), just that I know from experience.)

[martyr]

http://img103.exs.cx/img103/2056/Untitled-43.jpg

[Strygun]

haha, funny.

And, there's a perfect example of my statement above. Just look at martyr and triggar. ZING! (don't shoot me, please!)

[martyr]

when you all grow up a little you'll realize that girls shift from looks to other aspects. (not that I'm more grown up than you (although probably older than most), just that I know from experience.)

you'd better hope so!

ooh! zing back! hahaha

[Strygun]

you'd better hope so!

ooh! zing back! hahaha

I know so, it's happening! Triple zing!

[NightWalker XI]

liking sumone is not all about look, although it plays a big part.

but ya, that guy looks like a goon...

[MrPaul]

How am I on the internet!?
(yes yes, ignore the fact that I'm the guy over there <<<<)

[Fragmatic]

he has worse teeth than most brits.

[Jennyboo]

I am unsure how something like that could happen. It boggles the mind to be honest.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :lol:

[Ghryphen]

Looks like Jenny knows....

[Jennyboo]

:brow: Indeed :p

[Baneblade]

:lol:

[Spee]

That guys eyes' arent even level :doh:

[martyr]

no <3 for the shop

[6thEdition]

LMFAO at this whole thread. I looked at the pic and thought "Wtf?!" then i realised it was a joke.. ha ha tooshay

[Heavygain]

Woah! That looks like my friend's sister... :huh: .
in other words, you would have sex with your sister? I would so tap that...

[MrPaul]

in other words, you would have sex with your sister? I would so tap that...
WTH.
No sense = you.

[NoSurrender]

Yea, once you talk to him you realize, he's never made sense and he never will.

[Electrofreak]

I am unsure how something like that could happen. It boggles the mind to be honest.

QFT. There HAS to be money involved.

[Subterfuge]

My guess is It's his sister or sibling, or maybe the girl is mean and wanted the guy to think he was cool so she started hitting on him, then told him it was a joke and he ran home crying.

[Electrofreak]

I actually thought it was a photoshop at first... and I'm still wondering.

[6thEdition]

:groovy: I guess its photoshop? u mean the guys face? he probably cries himself to sleep evry nite

[Fragmatic]

:groovy: I guess its photoshop? u mean the guys face? he probably cries himself to sleep evry nite

care to post a picture of yourself then?

[6thEdition]

http://www.suarakl.com/WP/Music/britney spears.jpg lol even tho i am male..

[Hezzy]

Jesus christ.

HatfulofHollow would so have most of my money right about now.

[TheN00b]

DHITB

High-school senior-her.
Middle-school senior-me.
No.

[Squeeky]

when you all grow up a little you'll realize that girls shift from looks to other aspects. (not that I'm more grown up than you (although probably older than most), just that I know from experience.)

Strygun? Girl advice? :lol:

Take it from me guys, you've always come to me for girl advice, whether it be on AIM or on MSN, or on IRC or whatever. Girls our age, are shallow. They are so shallow, that most of them stay that way throughout highschool. Proof of this is the way they mindlessly follow fashion trends, and the way they only go for good looking guys. Now, not all girls our age are shallow. But most are. The saying goes,

Attractive, Sane, Single. Choose two.

Meaning, she can be Sane and Attractive, but taken.
and Single and Sane, but ugly.

etc etc.... :)

[firecrackerNC]

The guy looks photoshopped. The girl looks tappable.

[Peacemaker]

Attractive, Sane, Single. Choose two.

Meaning, she can be Sane and Attractive, but taken.
and Single and Sane, but ugly.

etc etc.... :)

Pick 1 for ash... and shes not ugly :(

[EarlyDawn]

Girls our age, are shallow.

Various types of emphasis added. I don't even know what. I just clicked shit.

[Derfud]

Squeeky, your words ring true. Now all I need are some gold chains, baggy pants, a bandana, a unit, and an oversized tilted hat to match the unit and the women will be all over me.

[TotalBiscuit]

http://img103.exs.cx/img103/2056/Untitled-43.jpg

Best photoshop ever.

TB.

[Squeeky]

Ya, i totally forgot to give martyr props on that photoshop. I spent about 30 seconds trying not to spew water all over myself and finally was able to swallow it.

[JetRaiden]

this whole situation baffles me. all my girly skillz pretty much go out the window on this one. maybe she's partially blind?