Curious

[TheN00b]

Well, we've had a couple of girlfriend help threads recently, and I'm curious; what's the best thing to give to a girl? It seems like even the best gals are a touch materialistic, and giving them just the right thing might work out great. So what do the gals here recommend? The one I just did, making homemade chocolate truffles, seemed to work well, but are there better things? Thanks a bunch!

[OfaLoaf]

Kittens and chocolate.

[Corrosion]

Would you like a larger penis?

"One zantrac for me and it's batter up!"

[FearTheAtlas]

Would you like a larger penis?

"One zantrac for me and it's batter up!"



If erection lasts eight hours or more, please consult your physician immediately.

[Triggar]

Homemade chocolate truffles?

Buddy, you don't need our help.

You've already got "it".

Chocolate ganache has always been, and will always be, the key to a woman's heart. Or panties, depending on what you spike it with.

[Sputty]

ruserios?
ucannotbserios!
Come be my boyfriend and make me food.

[Lonehunter]

Gifts all depend on what kind of reaction you're looking for and how she'll react.




However I think a good universal gift is... damn it the secret can not be revealed.


"You can not be told what the secret is, you must find out for your self."

[Triggar]

Listen to me, I am giving you the fundamental base for getting along well with females:

C H O C O L A T E

[Derfud]

Diamonds. She'll pretty much have to.

[Triggar]

I dunno. Diamonds at your age could be a little... bunny-boiler, if you know what I mean.

[Diviant]

Sorry, could you please enlighten me on what that term means?

[Setari]

:lol: :lol: bunnyboiler.. diamonds are a bit much though.

[Derfud]

I realize that, but when the time comes, remember that diamonds are nearly a sure fire way into a woman's pants. So much so, that they should be considered rape!

[TotalBiscuit]

'The gift of laughter'
And a wad of cash which is directly proportional to just how ugly you are.

TB.

[Jennyboo]

Homemade chocolate truffles?

Buddy, you don't need our help.

You've already got "it".

Chocolate ganache has always been, and will always be, the key to a woman's heart. Or panties, depending on what you spike it with.


/me watches Triggar shove truffles into her mouth and grin with delight


mmm
I guess it all depends on how far into the relationship you are.. if your super close .. something sexy to wear in the bedroom :D well that what i like anyways ;)

[JetRaiden]

dozen roses. 99% win. unless she's allergic to flowers.

[Triggar]

Sorry, could you please enlighten me on what that term means?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093010/#comment

The woman goes psycho-nuts and boils the guy's daughter's pet bunny in a pot on the stove.

Crazy, obsessed stalker = "bunny boiler"

[EarlyDawn]

Oral.












What?

[Darksim]

Oral.












What?

lol that reminds of me whenever me and my friends see the "I GOTS THE URGE FOR URBAL!!" commercials we all say "SHE'S GOT THE URRRRGE FOR ORAL!"

[BUGGER]

Never give diamonds or jewelry unless your married with kids, or else you'll have a gaint lawsuit on Judge Joe Brown about how you want back the $1000 ear rings.


To be honest, dont give anything permanent, only give memories. A girl would remember a great date rather than her gaint superbowl ring....usually....

[NightWalker XI]

dude, this is NW's (me) golden rule for females, as lady Triggar pointed out, TEH CHOCOLATE! is the key...although my mum is a weirdo and is a female who does not like chocolate, proper weird, anyway yeah...chocolate man, and i9f you make it like you said u did that time and be like "i made this for you because...." then its smooth sailing from there...

trust me, I amin touch with my feminine side...

[NightWalker XI]

/me watches Triggar shove truffles into her mouth and grin with delight


mmm
I guess it all depends on how far into the relationship you are.. if your super close .. something sexy to wear in the bedroom :D well that what i like anyways ;)


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*goes to Ann Summers to buy stuff for Jenny*

Hi... :love:

Hamma I love you too tho, just not as much :huh:

[Electrofreak]

poor Hamma... :p

[Hezzy]

something sexy to wear in the bedroom :D well that what i like anyways ;)
*hint hint* Hamma

[Sputty]

/me mails Hamma the penis costume

[Fragmatic]

'The gift of laughter'
And a wad of cash which is directly proportional to just how ugly you are.

TB.

bet you spend ALOT of money then :D

[TotalBiscuit]

bet you spend ALOT of money then :D

You have no idea :(

TB.

[Ivan]

/me mails Hamma the penis costume
http://www.tridot.net/images/stuff/Dildosuit.jpg


^^^^^^Hamma^^^^^^

[OfaLoaf]

AHHHHHHHHH!

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

[TotalBiscuit]

Ivan wtf :scared:

TB.

[starbum]

Ivan: WTF


Suggestion: Edible Undies

[MattxMosh]

Go with a Build-a-bear at your local mall, its fairly cheap, and incredibly stupid. Girls love them.

[Giovanni]

Depends on the age range... and you cash range as well.

Teddy bears and chocolates are all well but if your in a long term relationship go ahead and spend. Mine figured out that if I could spend 400$ on Warhammer 40k she could milk it for our 6 months. So now she has a 250$ golden bracelet.

[Triggar]

Go with a Build-a-bear at your local mall, its fairly cheap, and incredibly stupid. Girls love them.

Oh holy Quoted for Absolute Truth

I want a Build-A-Bear so bad

I can't explain it, it's the most irrational desire I can think of

[TotalBiscuit]

Jewellry is seemingly a good idea, but what is really a good idea.. is getting it from a private jeweller.

Even if it's something simple and relatively inexpensive., if it's from a private jeweller it's far more unique, and not to be found in chain-stores etc and seemingly they'll appreciate it more, even if it costs a little extra.

That's what I found anyway

TB.