Prank War

[Terran Sniper]

My friend said that he and some friends were havin a prank war, and he asked me for some ideas. so, you guys got any? I suggested bees in his backpack and super glue the zipper shut.

[Hamorad]

super glue in the hair

[Mag-Mower]

call his girlfriend and pretend to be him and say that your breaking up with her

[firecrackerNC]

Super glue shit down, like if hes in your class superglue his pencils and pens to desk when he walks away.

Get a notebook and write love poems and write I love *****(you choose name) all over it and put it under his desk. Then when someone finds it they'll laugh and tell **** who likes them. Especially funny if you write something like Matt :love: Steve 4 lfe or something all over it so they think hes gay.


Stink bomb in backpack, smash it in there and it will stink for a LONG time.

Superglue locker shut after he puts stuff in it.

Tie bookbag to chair close to end of period. He will grab bookbag and walk away and it will drop the chair and he will start dragging. He'll prolly be late to his next class too.


More later i ogt to go weightlifting for now. Ill have better ones when I get back.

[Triggar]

Call his girlfriend's house and leave a message, saying you're from Planned Parenthood and her results are in.*


*Shamelessly stolen from "Mean Girls"

[Rbstr]

ownched

[Kyonye]

Stack up full cups of water in front of their door so that the only way that can get out is to knock em all down and soak the area.....or fill room up with newspapers until you can't see anything in the room....or foil wrap his entire room..an i mean everything. a few people can get it done quickly.

[MrPaul]

Super glue shit down, like if hes in your class superglue his pencils and pens to desk when he walks away.

I did that to someone once, I glued their notepad, pen holder, calculator and phone to their desk. The notepad's back cover is still (mostly) on the desk!
Stink bomb in backpack, smash it in there and it will stink for a LONG time.

Yeast + Milk > Stinkbomb. Seriously. I learnt that in Biology when I put it in someones pencil case.

[TotalBiscuit]

A little napalm in the cereal never goes amiss.

TB.

[Smaug]

cut the top off his hummer 2

[JetRaiden]

slip someone's drink with GHB.

[Fragmatic]

fire.

lots of fire.

[AztecWarrior]

fire.

lots of fire.
Never fails. Though it will land you in juvi/Borstal.

[DaShiznit]

Hello? Laxatives anyone? Those were MADE for pranking.

[JetRaiden]

Hello? Laxatives anyone? Those were MADE for pranking.

GHB is better. What's funnier:
-Someone running to the bathroom and not returning for hours
-Someone tripping and they don't even know why, and forget absolutely everything that happens in that time period.

[AztecWarrior]

GHB is better. What's funnier:
-Someone running to the bathroom and not returning for hours
-Someone tripping and they don't even know why, and forget absolutely everything that happens in that time period.
Sounds illegal.

[JetRaiden]

Sounds illegal.

:lol: yep.

You can get similar effects from perscription drugs with stuff like codiene in them.

[SecondRaven]

Get freinds cell phone and use star 76 (or 67) to foward all calls to the schools main office.

Change lock on freinds locker (if school uses removable locks)

A fun thing to do just in general in school

Take your PDA which should have a IF port on it and use it to change the TV on and off while in class.

[ViperGTS]

Freind of mine got suspened for 3 days and a 200 doller fine for putting exlax in somebodys drink at lunch.

[UncleDynamite]

For something harmless, but a little freaky: Get a bubbling agent and put it in your victim's toilet. Make sure it you put enough in to make it really frothy. Then get a chemical glowstick and snap it to set it glowing. Break off the top and pour the contents into the toilet bowl. You might need a couple of glowsticks to pull this off. When your friend looks into the toilet, he'll think it's some sort of bubbling toxic waste.

Another toilet trick: find a Roman candle firework that isn't too powerful and small enough to fit in the space between a door and the doorframe. When your friend is using the restroom, stick the firework under the door and light it. Much fun ensues as the firework bounces around in the small bathroom.

If your friend has a girlfriend: When he's with his GF, Have one of your gal friends run up to him and scream, "You fucker! I can't believe you're already cheating on me!" Have her yell at him in front of as many people and as long as possible. Make sure she draws lots of attention to herself, and more importantly to him.

Finally, if you have an angry cat: Get a group of friends together. Get some rope and an angry cat. Find your friend and wrestle him down to the ground. Tie the angry cat to his chest, making sure not to harm the cat but also ensuring that he won't be able to free himself without lots of time and effort. Run.

[SecondRaven]

For something harmless, but a little freaky: Get a bubbling agent and put it in your victim's toilet. Make sure it you put enough in to make it really frothy. Then get a chemical glowstick and snap it to set it glowing. Break off the top and pour the contents into the toilet bowl. You might need a couple of glowsticks to pull this off. When your friend looks into the toilet, he'll think it's some sort of bubbling toxic waste.

Another toilet trick: find a Roman candle firework that isn't too powerful and small enough to fit in the space between a door and the doorframe. When your friend is using the restroom, stick the firework under the door and light it. Much fun ensues as the firework bounces around in the small bathroom.

If your friend has a girlfriend: When he's with his GF, Have one of your gal friends run up to him and scream, "You fucker! I can't believe you're already cheating on me!" Have her yell at him in front of as many people and as long as possible. Make sure she draws lots of attention to herself, and more importantly to him.

Finally, if you have an angry cat: Get a group of friends together. Get some rope and an angry cat. Find your friend and wrestle him down to the ground. Tie the angry cat to his chest, making sure not to harm the cat but also ensuring that he won't be able to free himself without lots of time and effort. Run.

1. Waste of a good glow stick
2. a good way to get dumped
3. Poor Cat

[UncleDynamite]

1. Waste of a good glow stick
2. a good way to get dumped
3. Poor Cat

1. Glow sticks are cheap.
2. Exactly.
3. Don't kill me, Sputty.

[Rayder]

How is bees in a backpack that he can't get open a prank?

[Gigabein]

All you need is some Crisco...

1. Smear Crisco on the windows of his vehicle, and then sprinkle Grapenuts over it. If you REALLY want to be mean, do it on the paint.

2. Smear Crisco on subtle parts of his desk: underneath, on the bars, along the edges of the table part, etc.

3. Smear Crisco on the backside of his combination lock.

If the pranks don't have to be at school...

If you can get into his bedroom for an uninterrupted hour, you will be the master of his universe... first turn EVERYTHING that you can safely handle upside down: computer tower, monitor, night stands, pictures, chairs, etc. Take all his cd's and cd inserts out of the jewel cases, shuffle them, and put everything back together randomly (computer cd's mixed with music cd's). Put his mattress underneath the boxspring and put the sheets/bedspread back on like normal, turn all his hanging clothes inside-out and put them back on the hangers, soak all his underwear and put them in the freezer. If you can get a good view of his bedroom window, stash his drapes somewhere in his room so you can watch from outside when he discovers the disaster that was his room.

Another bedroom option, if you have some help lifting furniture, is to stack EVERYTHING in his room into one corner... as tightly as possible. Put the heavy furniture in the corner first and then start grabbing all his stuff and throwing it on top. If you can, tip the bed up on it's end so it takes up less floor space.

One other thing to do to his car. Find a bunch of magazine pictures of half-naked men, and tape them all over the windows. Then saran-wrap the hell out of his entire vehicle. This is best done during the school day so that all the other students in the parking lot will get to witness him discovering the homo-erotic pictures.

And another one! Call me inspired. Wait until the victim is in his bedroom or the bathroom with the door shut. Take 2 large manilla envelopes, and fill them with foamy shaving cream. Stuff the open ends under the door and then SLAM your hands down on them. If all goes well, the victim and the room he's occupying will be coated in shaving cream.

[Lonehunter]

Fist off, here is a nice lil toy you can make.


You need:
1 Bottle, plastic (20oz)
Aluminum Foil
Corrosive Toilet bowl cleaner


Rip off some aluminum foil and roll it into a bunch of lil balls, put the balls into the bottle, fill it up about half way. Now fill the bottle with the corrosive toilet bowl cleaner about 3/4s of the way, Snow Bowl works, to see if it's corrosive just check the label. Now twist the cap on, shake violently for a few seconds and throw it, depending on how long you shake it depends on how long it take to go off. The bottle will eventually fill up with gas and explode, making a loud poping noise, when done perfectly, these things can be incredibly loud. With this I'll let you get creative as to what to do.

if you're looking for a good prank, find your self a copy of....


"The Cookbook"



and be careful as to where you get it from.