My f'ing brother, rapping

[AztecWarrior]

http://www.stormcircleent.com/videos/rovelo.mov

NWS: Strong Language and Rap

Note: The twit who put this on the internet messed up our last name, the filename of the movie.

You are staring at the twit who kept me from going to PSU:MA.*

This asshole has completely done the opposite of what my parents have taught and has now embraced ghetto culture- my parents keep it from showing via a strict dress code (no shurts untucked pretty much buries everything). He does manage to wear the hat sideways away from the house.

The fat kid has a hate for authority and rules, and quite literally often does the exact opposite of what he's told.

However, it appears that the proverbial dam has collasped with this crap video. This...I think it's time I blackmailed him. This is unacceptable.

And he claims that he doesn't like gangster rap. He's already physically written two rap songs, and I think he'll do that next. This video, where you don't actually hear him, that's bad enough.

Flame away, by all means.



*Basically, PSU:MA was a gathering in summer of 2004 where PSU members met in real life in sunny Orlando, FL, USA and went to Disney World, etc. I had to negotiate hard with my parents to even get them close to having me go. By the due date for the money, I had worked out a compromise- I wouldn't miss school and I'd go with my mom. However, this fat kid here, he remained the unsolvable issue- we couldn't let him alone in the house with my other, younger brother, for fear of a severe fight. Dad, a doctor, couldn't take time off to oversee the house. Thus, I was blocked. Asshole.

[JetRaiden]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: your brother is the MAN

[Spee]

1 - your parents are nazi's

2 - Your brother is rediculous.

3 - The nazi-ism. Holy crap.

4 - Dear lord. I can't stand to look at it.

[Smaug]

send him off to boarding school

[JetRaiden]

send him off to boarding school

thats what my parents did with me. :p

[eXoSloth]

I'd beat the living shit out of him if he was my brother...

[Triggar]

:lol:

I want the last 2 minutes of my life back

:rofl:

Ghetto culture needs to come to an end, stat

[Smaug]

:lol:

I want the last 2 minutes of my life back

:rofl:

Ghetto culture needs to come to an end, stat

stop frontin ho

[JetRaiden]

stop frontin ho

:rofl:

I gotta agree with trig on this one.

since when are suburbanian wealthy white kids envying convicted felons in the projects?

what a confusing society we live in.

[AztecWarrior]

Miami Lakes:

-Houses around $300,000
-Relatively wealthy white/Hispanic class people live here
-Beautiful place
-You can walk down the street.

i.e. NOT A GHETTO

[EarlyDawn]

Birdman, huh?

One of the non-flying types, I gather.

[AztecWarrior]

With his weight, you'd need wings the size of a football field to lift off.

[EarlyDawn]

I'm saying.

[JetRaiden]

Miami Lakes:

-Houses around $300,000
-Relatively wealthy white/Hispanic class people live here
-Beautiful place
-You can walk down the street.

i.e. NOT A GHETTO

haha...dude my brother is so much worse. He has a couple 40's under his bed. He watches Menace II Society and Boyz in da hood and takes social cues from them. He sells drugs. He lives in the suburbs and commutes to the ghettos. I could go on all day.

[ChronoSphere]

Miami Lakes? LoL, I know the place, used to live in Miami (the not so nice part) Now live in Naples, FL away from all the craziness.

[AztecWarrior]

Part of the reason I'm really, really opposed to ghetto culture is that I've seen it.

I reside in Miami, but I was born in Detroit. Although I lived far from the ghetto, in the good suburban part of town, downtown ghetto Detroit was, and is, pretty much a war zone.

There is suffering and poverty. There is violence at random, and too often, bystanders are hit. Drugs, disease, death, death itself lives there.

And everywhere, the sheeple thinks its the best place in the world, a place to show off your bravery as you cap some niggaz.

Everywhere, music honchos are making money off the ghetto.


By the way, a ghetto is where **** are forced to live. Ghetto used as above is the ebonicized word.

[1024]

Wow. Just.....wow.

[ViperGTS]

o.O
Omfg.
Creepy....

[Gigabein]

Sesame Street just called and said they want to sign him!

Edit: Sh*t! My bad! It was Mickey Mouse Club. Sorry for the mix-up!

[Atog]

i feel like adding that Gangsta Rap is NOT the same thing as rap.

[Fragmatic]

:tard:++

My brother does the same thing (right click, save as - real audio file (http://www.garagelovinfamily.co.uk/site/audio/glflive/glf_live_dialkid.ram)

Real Alternative reccomended (http://www.free-codecs.com/download/Real_Alternative.htm)

[Giovanni]

I'm not amazed by the rap thing, it's been done before (losers who think they are gettho).

I'm amazed by the fact that your parents won't let untucked shirt into the house, because we all know that untucked shirt means you're becoming a drug dealer and/or a delinquant.

[DaShiznit]

Just remember; don't be a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood. It's good advice.

[Hezzy]

Oh damn! :lol:

He seriously shouldn't give up his day job. If he has one.

[Pilgrim]

that is almost as Gay as this

http://www.gaypimp.com/media/video/soccer_practice/soccer_practice_300.wmv

But not really
(and man have I been looking for an excuse to despoil the internet with that link again!!!)

[Infernus]

thats what my parents did with me. :p

And look at all the good that did... :lol:

haha...dude my brother is so much worse. He has a couple 40's under his bed. He watches Menace II Society and Boyz in da hood and takes social cues from them. He sells drugs. He lives in the suburbs and commutes to the ghettos. I could go on all day.

He didn't seem that bad... course I saw him a whole once over the course of the weekend... so...

[firecrackerNC]

Dogg dun playa hate, participate

[Infernus]

saying that voids any opinion you have...

[Lonehunter]

send him off to boarding school
I suggest Military School

[Khronos]

i read the thread title as my r'ing brother, FAPPING.

i am sad this is not what ithought it would be.

[Infernus]

i read the thread title as my r'ing brother, FAPPING.

i am sad this is not what ithought it would be.

Heh... if only... :rolleyes:

Actually... no... the kid is fugly.

[Doop]

I don't know what you heard about him
But your brother is fuckin P-I-M-P-in.

[Triggar]

Actually... no... the kid is fugly.

You're so mean! He isn't fugly, I think he's handsome, and I WIN :lol:

[Infernus]

You're so mean! He isn't fugly, I think he's handsome, and I WIN :lol:

Anything that isn't my new boyfriend is fugly... ...me for example...

[Heavygain]

WIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



wait, does that apply to his race? (no racism)

[ObnoxiousFrog]

This thread is also not what I thought it would be, and I expect monetary compensation for this matter.

IMMEDIATELY.

[Gigabein]

This video is all the convincing anyone should ever need that disciplinary spanking must never be banned.

[xmodum]

Anything that isn't my new boyfriend is fugly... ...me for example...

............... :(

[AztecWarrior]

WIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



wait, does that apply to his race? (no racism)
No.

[AztecWarrior]

I'm amazed by the fact that your parents won't let untucked shirt into the house, because we all know that untucked shirt means you're becoming a drug dealer and/or a delinquant.
Not really so.

I.E. if you're just around the house, lounging around, untuck it, fine.

If we're going out in public, that's a different matter.

[firecrackerNC]

..................... Run away from home. Your familiy sucks so run away and become a hobo.

[AztecWarrior]

..................... Run away from home. Your familiy sucks so run away and become a hobo.
My family kicks ass because they are very hard working and know what's right for me, and are giving me these values. They are teaching me what's right because they have to, and that's all she wrote.

Family life is not a democracy. You do what your parents tell you, when they tell you, as they tell you, period.

The opposite is a real dystopia: I know another kid who literally owns his parents- he swears at them and always gets his way. Fuck that.

[Atog]

WIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



wait, does that apply to his race? (no racism)


Actually, the term "Wigger" is inherantly racist :\

[Rayder]

They are teaching me what's right because they have to, and that's all she wrote.
Have you looked where you are posting, lately?

[Triggar]

The opposite is a real dystopia: I know another kid who literally owns his parents- he swears at them and always gets his way. Fuck that.

If my kid had the audacity to mouth off to me, I'd do what Joan Crawford did in "Mommy Dearest". No, not beat them with wire hangers (that's later), I'd lock them in the pool house and not let them come out until it was dark.

Ungrateful brats.

[firecrackerNC]

Good thing Triggar aint my mother. Id be screwed, I mouth off and cuss at my parents all the time.

[AztecWarrior]

Actually, the term "Wigger" is inherantly racist :\
Oh, please.

[Doop]

http://www.wiggaz.com/
^your one stop shop for teh wiggarz. NWS.

[Atog]

Oh, please.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wigger&r=f
The fourth Definition.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

http://united-globe.net/Wigger/Wappen-2.jpg

[Triggar]

Good thing Triggar aint my mother. Id be screwed, I mouth off and cuss at my parents all the time.

If you were my kid, you'd be a monk in Tibet right now.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

From the wiggaz website ad bar:

Sex Toys
Swings, vibrators, dildos & more
Free Sony Computer

Sign me the fuck up!

[JetRaiden]

If you were my kid, you'd be a monk in Tibet right now.

psh. Send him to one of those eastern european ghetto countries. You dont want him finding enlightenment!

[firecrackerNC]

Now I kinda wish you were my mom. I always wanted those tibet monks to teach me there powers and ninja like moves.

[Atog]

eastern european ghetto countries
They exist?

Represent.....Poland? :doh:

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Now I kinda wish you were my mom. I always wanted those tibet monks to teach me there powers and ninja like moves.

http://img72.exs.cx/img72/7206/proppalike.jpg

[Doop]

http://img72.exs.cx/img72/7206/proppalike.jpg

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[JetRaiden]

They exist?

Represent.....Poland? :doh:

you know, like Latvia and stuff. all those former members of the USSR that are basically poop stains left over from the cold war.

[AztecWarrior]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wigger&r=f
The fourth Definition.
I know what it means, gelatin nipples, I was saying that it wasn't offensive enough to be racist.

[Sputty]

If my kid had the audacity to mouth off to me, I'd do what Joan Crawford did in "Mommy Dearest". No, not beat them with wire hangers (that's later), I'd lock them in the pool house and not let them come out until it was dark.

Ungrateful brats.
And if my parents decide to say something that's just audaciously idiotic I will contest that they are wrong. Of course, my dad is the first to start yelling for no reason so I guess I can "return fire" so to speak.

[Triggar]

Oh don't get me wrong, I call my mom out on all kinds of things, but I do it in a respectful way, I don't do it to belittle her or to try and assert my power over her. I think it's so disgusting how parents allow their kids to do that to them.

[Neon Apocalypse]

my friend moved from where I live to somewhere in Miami

I think It was north miami beach

and shes peruvian....and hot...really hot

oh and your parents shouldn't be so hard on you and your brother, I don't like gangsta rap but theres nothing wrong with doing something you enjoy, just because you don't wear an actual shirt and nice pants to school doesn't mean you're lower class, unless the school requires you to wear nicer clothes then I don't see why your parents are so strict

i would hate wearing really preppy clothes everyday

[Heavygain]

Aztec, this is a serious suggestion. Go after your brother with a base ball bat, 1 precise strike will break his nose, the next goes to the back of the head to give him a concussion, and he will not be able to remember your doing this if done correctly.

[AztecWarrior]

my friend moved from where I live to somewhere in Miami

I think It was north miami beach

and shes peruvian....and hot...really hot

oh and your parents shouldn't be so hard on you and your brother, I don't like gangsta rap but theres nothing wrong with doing something you enjoy, just because you don't wear an actual shirt and nice pants to school doesn't mean you're lower class, unless the school requires you to wear nicer clothes then I don't see why your parents are so strict

i would hate wearing really preppy clothes everyday
Uniforms at school.

[Infernus]

Aztec, this is a serious suggestion. Go after your brother with a base ball bat, 1 precise strike will break his nose, the next goes to the back of the head to give him a concussion, and he will not be able to remember your doing this if done correctly.

No jury in the world would convict you.

[Kikinchikin]

Absolutely ludicrous to be forced to tuck in your shirt everywhere you go. They need to lighten up.

And yes I argue with my parents (95 percent of time it's my mom) when they are wrong. Most commonly it's her being late and blaming me for it when the only thing I did that inadvertently effected her being late was stay in the shower a few extra minutes. I can only remember swearing at her once and that was when she continued to scream at me for being generally unpleasant to be around during the trip to my great uncles funeral and at the hotel. I had told her before we left that I was feeling sick (had a stomach bug) but she kept screaming louder at me so finally I snapped. But yeah I have no problem fighting back and telling them that they are wrong. I'm 16, I have an intelligent and mature mind, so I think I'm capable of realizing when they are wrong and contradicting them on it. I'm not going to be the 1800's "folk kid" who mutters yes'm pa after everything they say.

[Atog]

I know what it means, gelatin nipples, I was saying that it wasn't offensive enough to be racist.

i'd consider the root words offensive enough

[Triggar]

(Since when is "gelatin nipples" an insult? What does that even mean?)

[Ivan]

(Since when is "gelatin nipples" an insult? What does that even mean?)
Don't know. But I like it. It makes my ass warm and moist. :lol:

[Doop]

Don't know. But I like it. It makes my ass warm and moist. :lol:

:brow:

[QuakCow]

aztec..may i recommend brick walls for the neccesary discipline....