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OfaLoaf
2004-11-17, 05:32 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4019295.stm

A Florida woman put the sandwich up for sale, saying it has brought her great luck since she found it 10 years ago.

eBay originally withdrew the item, suspecting it might be a joke. But it has now apparently been reassured that the offering is genuine.

The snack has attracted a bid - thought to be a hoax - of $99.9m.

Diana Duyser, 52, of Hollywood, Florida, set a starting price of $3,000, and pleaded with people not to post hoax bids.

'Total shock'

She described how she came across the mysterious morsel.

"I made this sandwich 10 years ago. When I took a bite out of it, I saw a face looking up at me - it was Virgin Mary starring (sic) back at me. I was in total shock," she explained.

Mrs Duyser has since kept the toastie surrounded by cotton wool, in a plastic container on a stand.
She says a decade on from its conception, it has not shown any sign of mould or crumbling - which she considers "a miracle".

She also believes its mystical properties have brought her blessings, including $70,000 won in a nearby casino.

Other visitors to the website were sceptical, however.

Mocking imitators posted pictures of Elvis and a "burnt George Bush" depicted on slices of toast.

Another tried to sell T-shirts showing Mrs Duyser's sandwich, while a budding artist posted a watercolour based on the image. There were no bids.

Mr Duyser dismissed the naysayers.

"I do believe that this is the Virgin Mary Mother Of God," she proclaimed.

eBay spokesman Hani Durzy said the company had decided to allow the auction to continue.

"There's nothing to indicate that the seller isn't willing to give up this cheese sandwich to the highest bidder," he said.

But Mrs Duyser added a note for any misguided bidder who might consider paying thousands - or millions - of dollars for a blessed breakfast snack.

"I would like all bidders to know that this item is not intended for consumption," she made clear.
PIC:
http://img68.exs.cx/img68/1911/_40534685_toastiewoman-ap203.jpg

Kaltagesta
2004-11-17, 05:35 PM
Uhuh. The Virgin Mary helped her win gambles. GG Mary.

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-11-17, 05:36 PM
Ironically, the sandwich and the woman's face have a similar palette of colors.

Heavygain
2004-11-17, 05:40 PM
Tickle me elmo > Her.

Sentrosi
2004-11-17, 05:43 PM
Hmmmm.

A sandwich with the holy mother on it.

Too bad it is wasted on a Lutheran like me. I'd probably consume a bottle of pennecillin then eat the sandwich. I wonder if I'd crap holy shit then.

AztecWarrior
2004-11-17, 05:55 PM
Uhuh. The Virgin Mary helped her win gambles. GG Mary.
QFT.

Rbstr
2004-11-17, 05:56 PM
lol, it relay does have a face in it though

OfaLoaf
2004-11-17, 06:22 PM
Closer pic of it, note the single bite in it.
http://img77.exs.cx/img77/8862/_40534689_toastie-afp203.jpg

MattxMosh
2004-11-17, 06:39 PM
read this earlier on fark.

I hate ebay.

Corrosion
2004-11-17, 07:13 PM
God damn. its going for A LOT.

Doop
2004-11-17, 07:18 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4019295.stm


PIC:
http://img68.exs.cx/img68/1911/_40534685_toastiewoman-ap203.jpg

:hitit:

Corrosion
2004-11-17, 07:23 PM
http://i22.ebayimg.com/02/i/02/d9/ed/f1_1_b.JPG

ViperGTS
2004-11-17, 07:29 PM
Bull shit.
:D

Kyonye
2004-11-17, 07:37 PM
"I do believe that this is the Virgin Mary Mother Of God," she proclaimed.

now I thought that the Virgin Mary was the mother of jesus...and also that jesus is said to be the son of god. now if the virgin mary is the mother of god, to her, then that makes god a brother to jesus, as well as a father. and in a way it would make the virgin mary both jesus's mother and grandmother because she is the birthmother of jesus but she is also the birthmother of god, and god is the father of jesus ultimately making mary his grandmother also....hmmm, i'm gonna stop now.

Ghryphen
2004-11-17, 07:39 PM
Closer pic of it, note the single bite in it.
http://img77.exs.cx/img77/8862/_40534689_toastie-afp203.jpg*CHOMP*

OHH F*CKnSH*T! Henry come looky whut I git here, fir up the ole ebay akkint!

Corrosion
2004-11-17, 07:46 PM
now I thought that the Virgin Mary was the mother of jesus...and also that jesus is said to be the son of god. now if the virgin mary is the mother of god, to her, then that makes god a brother to jesus, as well as a father. and in a way it would make the virgin mary both jesus's mother and grandmother because she is the birthmother of jesus but she is also the birthmother of god, and god is the father of jesus ultimately making mary his grandmother also....hmmm, i'm gonna stop now.
Jesus is a redneck. duh.

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-11-17, 07:50 PM
I guess people don't realize how easy it could be to brand something like that onto a sandwich.

MattxMosh
2004-11-17, 08:04 PM
I guess people don't realize how easy it could be to brand something like that onto a sandwich.

Lets start a holy Grilled cheese sandwich business.

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-11-17, 08:11 PM
Lets start a holy Grilled cheese sandwich business.

I'll handle the Pagan dieties if you can get some Hindu stamps set up.

DaShiznit
2004-11-17, 08:35 PM
Current bid? $69,107.69. Hey, I think I saw Jesus in my peanut butter jar... :eyes turn to $:

JetRaiden
2004-11-17, 09:15 PM
Im gonna shave a swastika into my cat's fur. Any takers?

OfaLoaf
2004-11-17, 09:19 PM
What color is his fur? Blue eyes? If the fur isn't yellow, he should be killed FOR HITLER! HEIL!

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-11-17, 09:20 PM
What color is his fur? Blue eyes? If the fur isn't yellow, he should be killed FOR HITLER! HEIL!

Hitler had brown hair.

OfaLoaf
2004-11-17, 09:23 PM
Hitler had brown hair.
So did Jesus and Mary, I think. The Nazis didn't hate them. They even went after the holy grail, if the movies are correct.

Neon Apocalypse
2004-11-17, 10:52 PM
that sandwich actually looks tasty

Kyonye
2004-11-18, 01:27 AM
that sandwich actually looks tasty


not a sandwich, just a piece of bread toasted... :rolleyes:

Giovanni
2004-11-18, 01:31 AM
Time to find a piece of bread and a wood burning kit!

Derfud
2004-11-18, 02:38 AM
Speaking of faces on sandwiches.

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5536392178&rd=1

:lol:

NightWalker XI
2004-11-18, 03:21 AM
pfft its toast, anyone can etch sumthing on toast with a knife

Kyonye
2004-11-18, 03:03 PM
pfft its toast, anyone can etch sumthing on toast with a knife

not just any knife, but a butter knife

Hayoo
2004-11-24, 02:05 PM
The Ancients are trying to speak to me through my breakfast.

http://s3.************.com/Planetside_Idealab/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=5733583

JetRaiden
2004-11-24, 02:41 PM
The Ancients are trying to speak to me through my breakfast.

http://s3.************.com/Planetside_Idealab/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=5733583

!!!

500 BUCKS~!!11

BUGGER
2004-11-25, 12:32 AM
I heard bout this on David Letterman last night, he decided to make his own grilled cheese sandwitch too.

MrShooter
2004-11-25, 02:57 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5536690737&rd=1

Hamma
2004-11-25, 10:48 AM
Hmmmm.

A sandwich with the holy mother on it.

Too bad it is wasted on a Lutheran like me. I'd probably consume a bottle of pennecillin then eat the sandwich. I wonder if I'd crap holy shit then.
:lol:

OfaLoaf
2004-11-25, 12:31 PM
It's been sold for (I think) 28k to a casino which will put it on tour around the world and give the proceeds to charity. I'll go look up a link.

EDIT: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4034787.stm

DeepStrikeck
2004-11-25, 04:51 PM
A) how does anyone know what Mary looks like? There are no drawings/paintings/portraits of her that date back to the time period in which she was alive.

B) she is the mother of Jesus in the sense of the human form. Jesus is fully God and fully man. she just gave birth to the man part, not the God part.

C) this is probably a fake anyways, pretty easy to make if u knew what you were doing

D) anyone who buys that is the biggest loser who has ever walked the face of the earth.