ATTN: PSU:MA Attendee's

[Squeeky]

Who here remembers the last Sunday of PSU:MA. Most people in my suite, and everyone for that matter, remembers me freaking out because I lost my wallet. Well, 2 weeks ago, my dad's office got a package for David Grandis. The little asian mail lady was smart enough to give it to my dad. My dad opened it and inside was a wallet. The package came from Universal Studios in Orlando, FL. Inside was my wallet with a $2.00 check. Apparently they dont mail cash, so they pocketed the money and wrote me a check. I had $2.00 in there.

Inside was my Bank Card (Cancelled), Subway Stamps (FUCK YES), Starbucks card with $16.72 credit, Health Insurance Card, Social Security, School ID. The only thing odd was that I now had 2 condoms in my wallet. I originally had one. This one was also a different brand. The second I saw that i busted up laughing. My dad's such a joker :p

BTW, It was mailed to my dad's office because the only address on anything in my card was the health insurance card. :p

[martyr]

bahahahaha
awesome


edit... don't carry your social security card, lock it somewhere fireproof

[Fragmatic]

:cool:

[Squeeky]

edit... don't carry your social security card, lock it somewhere fireproof

I know :p

I carried it incase I needed a second form of ID for the Airlines.

[Triggar]

I'm so glad you found it! I bet it fell out of your pocket while we were on a ride or something.

No, actually, I blame that guy from the Back to the Future Ride who kept squirting me with his squirt gun, the dick! :lol:

[Fragmatic]

No, actually, I blame that guy from the Back to the Future Ride who kept squirting me with his squirt gun, the dick! :lol:

:rofl:

[Infernus]

bahahahaha
awesome


edit... don't carry your social security card, lock it somewhere fireproof

or carry a copy...

[starbum]

Hahahahahahahahahahaa

Thats awesome, Squeeky. I remember searching the rooms with you trying to find that damn thing. haha.

[Squeeky]

No, actually, I blame that guy from the Back to the Future Ride who kept squirting me with his squirt gun, the dick! :lol:

Haha, the dude in the goofy helmet? Ya, I was about to shove that fucking squirt gun where the sun dont shine.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

[15:08:35] [+CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: holy crap, squeeky carries condoms in his wallet
[15:08:39] [+CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: what a dick
[15:08:54] [PSU-Triggar]: Frog, the Mobilization is July 15th through the 18th
[15:08:56] [Infernus]: so does my boyfriend =/
[15:09:07] [+CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: yeah, but you guys fuck like rabbits
[15:09:10] [+CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: so its all good there
[15:09:11] [Infernus]: true
[15:09:39] [PSU-Triggar]: I'd beat the shit out of JOhn if he carried a condom in his wallet
[15:09:43] [Infernus]: well... we try
[15:10:07] [+CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: guys who carry around condoms insinuate that they believe that they will constantly be in disadventageous positions where girls throw them into a locked box 20 miles away from civilization and strip naked

[Triggar]

:lol:

Ass

[OneManArmy]

always a good thing! glad you got your wallet back... took em a while though....

[Squeeky]

Carrying a condom in your wallet is like carrying a bandaid. Always gotta be prepared ;)

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Carrying a condom in your wallet is like carrying a bandaid. Always gotta be prepared ;)

I carry toothpicks and a crumpled gift card from Rave Girl in mine.

[martyr]

Carrying a condom in your wallet is like carrying a bandaid. Always gotta be prepared ;)

but... who here actually carries a band-aid in your wallet? you don't

[Squeeky]

but... who here actually carries a band-aid in your wallet? you don't

Actually I do :rofl: :lol:

I like to be prepared. And dont even think of flaming me for carrying a band-aid John.

You're a walking utility knife. :love:

[MattxMosh]

but... who here actually carries a band-aid in your wallet? you don't

I carry a messenger bag full of shit.

Including ADHESIVE BANDAGE STRIPS.

[Peacemaker]

Just to let you know carrying condoms in your wallet makes them go bad. The extra insulation plus your body heat will ruin them and they will tear alot easyer. Just an FYI

[Fragmatic]

Just to let you know carrying condoms in your wallet makes them go bad. The extra insulation plus your body heat will ruin them and they will tear alot easyer. Just an FYI

Yup, they're only good for 3 weeks or so in a wallet.

[Hamma]

Glad it turned up, I should call and get my mfing hat back.

Damn mummy ride.

[Jennyboo]

:lol: Man thats gold :rofl: Glad to know you got it back :D

[Strygun]

Glad it turned up, I should call and get my mfing hat back.

Damn mummy ride.
muahahahah!

the most funny part was that you went and bought another hat right after it! bwaaahahahah

/me runs off

[Triggar]

:lol:

Poor kid. We'll get you a spare hat for PSU:MB, even though I don't think there will be any encounters with rollercoasters.

[Hamma]

muahahahah!

the most funny part was that you went and bought another hat right after it! bwaaahahahah

/me runs off
I had to, I am unable to operate without a hat.

[JetRaiden]

I wanna pay Universal 10 bucks to go down in the collection pit and take whatever I like. do you think they ever clear it out?

[starbum]

I claim CriticalMass's hawaiian shirt.

[Hamma]

Supposedly they keep things for up to a year before disposing of them.

[Triggar]

Jetraiden, what makes you think there's a collection pit? :lol:

And Starbum - check your PM's, fatty!

[JetRaiden]

Jetraiden, what makes you think there's a collection pit? :lol:

And Starbum - check your PM's, fatty!


Oh come on, I bet theres a giant hole/net thing at the bottom, reminiscient of the sand worm in Return of the Jedi.

[starbum]

Jetraiden, what makes you think there's a collection pit? :lol:

And Starbum - check your PM's, fatty!

Ahem - the new nickname is Shaggy.

[Squeeky]

Glad it turned up, I should call and get my mfing hat back.

Damn mummy ride.

Marsman lost a pair of glasses, a hat, and some smokes. He got robbed :lol: