True Story

[WildEagle]

i was outside eating my skittles and playin man hunt wit some ppl,and some little kid comes up to me and asked if he can have some skittles cos he hasn't eaten since yesterday afternoon.
i gave him my pack and he runs to someone and yells, " I GOT THE SKITTLES, WHERE'S MY 5 BUCKS?!?!"
i chased him down the street into mill creek, and he ran into his house so i gave up
(this happened during the summer)

Thursday after school, i was outside eating twizzlrz, and a puppy comes to me and starts barking. i gave it a twizzlr n it was satisfied.It started barking again, so i gave it another.i decided to name it Hungry. it started following me, and i gave Hungry the rest of the pack. The same kid who stole my skittles, the puppy brought the twizzlrz to. Once again, i chase him down the street, but this time he doesn't run into his house, he runs into a tree. he's knocked out, and i beat the crap out of him, and he bought me a pack of skittles n twizzlrz.
the end

[Heavygain]

wow. that little kid ownz

[Giovanni]

Hmm ok?

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I bet Hungry made the bet with him.

But since dogs can't have jobs to get money I propose that Hungry is a shapeshifter.

[WildEagle]

lol

[I Hate Pants]

So yah beat up younger kids because they steal your candy?

WOOOOOOOOAH! BIG MAN!

[Fragmatic]

So yah beat up younger kids because they steal your candy?

WOOOOOOOOAH! BIG MAN!

Quoted for sarcastic and humourous truth.

[Sputty]

So yah beat up younger kids because they steal your candy?

WOOOOOOOOAH! BIG MAN!
Indeed

BTW, saliva in dogs' mouth can be toxic to humans, next time hope he dies.

[Squeeky]

That was the worst story in the history of the entire fucking universe. :lol:

[Infernus]

That was the worst story in the history of the entire fucking universe. :lol:

Indeed... Grammar is something nice too... ask my 3 year old cousin, maybe he can help you learn a little...

[ViperGTS]

Wow she seems like a whore now.
o.O

[Jennyboo]

You beat the little kid up .. your mean :(

[Corrosion]

I thought you left WE?

[MattxMosh]

WildEagle, thats bizzare.

Also, Proof read. Those are some loooong run ons.

[Lonehunter]

he can have some skittles cos he hasn't eaten since yesterday afternoon.
i gave him my pack
I'm sorry, but I must say it, Loser

[ZionsFire]

i be feedin twizzlrs to the kids around here too! they like skeetles toooz! :doh:

[CassH]

lol, o god a little kid stole your candy and ran into a tree so you beat him up why didnt you just take your candy and leave him by the tree fealing like a retard for running into it instead of beat him and yes my spelling is crap and my grammer is to.

[AztecWarrior]

Haah.

[Octavian]

Wow you're going to be a great dad.

[QuakCow]

i think i would have hung him from the tree.....noone takes my candy damnit!

[WildEagle]

I forgot to mention that this story wasn't typed by me, and it happened to my friend. When I went out yesterday, he and my cousin were on my computer. I don't even remember that happening to him anyway.

[Triggar]

http://www.freehomepages.com/icetiger/negative4.jpg

[Fehronozova]

I believe you. :)

[ObnoxiousFrog]

TRUE STORY:

I am eating cereal right now.

I AM THE DEFINITION OF HARDCORE.

[WildEagle]

True Story
I'm eating waffles
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm waffles

WAFFLES OWN ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I am also drinking Orange Juice.

I AM ERECT AND THROBBING AT HOW PUNK ROCK I AM.

[MrPaul]

I've not moved for 5 hours.
DVT HERE I COME!

[Triggar]

True story: It's noon on a Sunday, I'm still in my pajamas (which, incidentally, match my second kitten), I've got Windex, Tilex and cleanser on top of the toilet in my bathroom in anticipation of scrubbing the tub and countertops. THEN, I'm going to take the cleanser to the kitchen and scrub the countertops and the sink, then I'm going to load the dishwasher and run it. After that, I'm going to tidy up the family room, windex the coffee table, and vacuum. When that's done, I'll take the linens out of the dryer and make the bed and toss in another load of clothes and then put them all away. If I have time, I'll head outside and help John cut and drill and sand wood for our canopy bed that we're building today.

I shit you not.

I told u I was hardcore.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

True story: It's noon on a Sunday, I'm still in my pajamas (which, incidentally, match my second kitten), I've got Windex, Tilex and cleanser on top of the toilet in my bathroom in anticipation of scrubbing the tub and countertops. THEN, I'm going to take the cleanser to the kitchen and scrub the countertops and the sink, then I'm going to load the dishwasher and run it. After that, I'm going to tidy up the family room, windex the coffee table, and vacuum. When that's done, I'll take the linens out of the dryer and make the bed and toss in another load of clothes and then put them all away. If I have time, I'll head outside and help John cut and drill and sand wood for our canopy bed that we're building today.

I shit you not.

I told u I was hardcore.

Even Bob Vila be hatin'

[Infernus]

True story: Merlot colored paint does not taste like wine.

[Rbstr]

True story: Merlot colored paint does not taste like wine.
Why were you tasting paint?

[Infernus]

I didn't actually try it... I'm going on an assumption that the paint doesn't taste like wine.

[Fehronozova]

I didn't actually try it... I'm going on an assumption that the paint doesn't taste like wine.
Uh huh...

[Heavygain]

I died my hair black and i pierced my lip last week.
Now THAT is a true story.

[Infernus]

I have a cockring.




(this is a semi true story)


I am however planning on getting my ear pierced... maybe...

[Heavygain]

Ear piercing are bad, i love it when some tard trys insulting me and all i have to say is, point is? at least i dont have an ear piercing.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I died my hair black and i pierced my lip last week.
Now THAT is a true story.

http://www.totallypierced.com.au/images/piercings/lip-2.jpg

dark liek mah sol?

[Heavygain]

purple is bad. And im not asian. Nor am i a female.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

purple is bad. And im not asian. Nor am i a female.

Your voice on TS speaks otherwise.

[Infernus]

Your voice on TS speaks otherwise.

:rofl: :rofl: For a week there he sounded like his balls actually dropped... then it went back to normal...

[Jennyboo]

http://www.tigerflygifts.com/skittles.JPG

Here's your Damn Skittles back :D

[Triggar]

AWESOMEST BOUQUET EVAR

[Jennyboo]

:rofl: Indeed :brow: