[NUMOMA] Short poems from geometry

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I Owe the Swear Jar a Dollar

Fuck
Fuck Fuck
Fuck
The End



What Robots Are

I think that the robots shot Lincoln
Because robots are mean.
The End




Why Kennedy was so cool

41 years ago
JFK was shot
But he fucked Marilyn Monroe
So it's all gravy
The End

Noone Understands Me Or My Art

[JetRaiden]

:rofl: ingenious.

[Doop]

I...

I'm moved. :tear:

[Infernus]

Beautiful...

[OfaLoaf]

Poetry?

Pirates and Ninjas
Fighting evil Mockingbirds
OMG so 1337!



Still, your's are much better.

[DaShiznit]

:sniff: I've been moved to tears.

[Doop]

Poetry?

Pirates and Ninjas
Fighting evil Mockingbirds
OMG so 1337!



Still, your's are much better.

They were on fire.
On cool fire.

They had muskets.
No, laser guns...
No, laser swords!
With guns on them.

The guns shot more laser swords.

[Triggar]

I want a shirt that says, "Don't blame me - I voted for Kerry", so that I can travel abroad and not get shot.

[Hezzy]

hahahaha

frog wins.

[Hamorad]

:rock:

[MrPaul]

I Owe the Swear Jar a Dollar
Fuck
Fuck Fuck
Fuck
The End

This could get published. I demand more.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Another one I just wrote:

Gargamel Lament
I just want to have a friend
But my cat doesnt like me
The Smurfs all hate me
I just want to play some Hungry Hungry Hippos
The End

[Setari]

Hate
Fucking goth bitches
should stop whining.
Don't be attention whores.
Let me play my Half Life 2.


my own contribution.

[Mag]

-I like the alt key.

Angry, angry, penis.
Vaginal warship off the portside.
I have a bump on my hand.
Fuck.

[JetRaiden]

this is better then the Rape Haiku thread on the SA forums.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

A Bike Hit It
My action figure's arm is broken
No more end table skydives
No more orgies with the Barbies
Sucks to be you, dude
The End

[Mag]

- Tin-Can Homicide
I stabbed a can through the side.
Cut it open 5 inches wide.
Now it bleeds upon my math.
This can has truely felt my wrath.

[AztecWarrior]

It is the Fault of HSN
Late nights up doing homework
Murder, rape, arson
Feminization of America

I blame the Home Shopping Network

THE END

[AztecWarrior]

There is no I in Algebra
But there is a rag
But there is a bra
But there is an Al
But there is a brag
But there is a gal
But there is a leg
But there is a large

This is why you cannot do math alone.

THE END

[Derfud]

97 Pewter Dwarves
Child of 8 painting dwarves
97 in numbers
with enamel paint
stabbing them with brush
cellphone rings
I think "Hola"
he says "hola"
damn mexican
now I am sick
Kids shouldnt play
with the hammer of war
stupid enamels.

[AztecWarrior]

Romeo and Juliet, Summarized
You can love anyone, but you might die.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Tragedy

Fuck, I spilled orange juice on my pants
Contact the authorities
The End

[Doop]

Upon a Star

I wish
I wish
I was a fish
'Cause fish don't have fucking homework.

[Mag]

Spanglish
Tu es muy fucktardo is not espanol,
Yo soy on fuego is not spanish.
What a horrible day this is.
When languages can not breed.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Something I wrote for a girl leaving my geometry class

Jess

There was once a sad unicorn
Who lost his family
He cried magic tears
Now get the fuck out of my class
The End

[OfaLoaf]

A Brief Homework Monolouge
Oh woe is me! Oh woe is me!
I went and forgot all my homework!
All my books, my folders, my pencils, and such
And I brought here none of my homework!

[ObnoxiousFrog]

A Protest Poem

The streets lined with bodies
Children crying in broken windows
The smell of fresh blood stinging in the air
Fuck, I am so hard right now
The End

[Doop]

Go away

Meh.

[Fragmatic]

Sleepy
I'm tired, it's late
I need to masturbate.

Erection
Look at it point, up to the sky
I shot jizz in my eye :(

[Rbstr]

Ode to Headcrabs
Oh, Johnny, why must thou be a zombie?
The lord will save you from your heading.
Though my .12 guage to your face.
My this flock needs tending

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Asian Catboy and Fat Emo Girl

You were trying to run from them
Trying to get away
But your tail was wagging
And you started crying, ***
The End

[OfaLoaf]

Tennyson
Half a league, Half a league
WTF is a league anyways?

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Thanksgiving

My parents are nauseating
The stuffing ruled
During grace I thought of lesbian porn
Lesbian porn rules.
The End

[Fragmatic]

Attention Whore
LOOK AT ME
THIS POST RULES
I USE BIG LETTERS
CAPITALISING FOR THE WIN
The End

Tired
I want to sleep soon
Sleeping requires effort
Should I bother to
I don't think I will
The End

[Rayder]

During dinner
It is the way
Who the fuck diets
On Thanksgivin day?

[Doop]

I Must Tell You Something

Roses are red;
Violets are blue.
I fucking hate you
and I hope you die.

[TotalBiscuit]

It appears the funnay,
has leaked out of Doop,
a pool of darkened misery,
Six Gerbils.

End.

TB.

[Doop]

It appears the funnay,
has leaked out of Doop,
a pool of darkened misery,
Six Gerbils.

End.

TB.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: no.
I've been meaning to do this for a while on IRC, but here it goes.

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[Fragmatic]

It appears the funnay,
has leaked out of Doop,
a pool of darkened misery,
Six Gerbils.

End.

TB.

:rofl: nice!

[AztecWarrior]

A reflection on the German battleship Bismarck

If the Germans made the Bismarck any bigger
It could have sunk Britain