Sabinius
2004-11-22, 07:04 PM
Oh, how our planes are limited
A young mosquito pilot
is flying upwards, at a rate of
LOL AWSOME
And as he goes up, his intercom and little.. head viewer thing turns on
Its the CSR
"Turn back now, or we shall take control of your plane and force you downwards, NO ONE ESCAPES AURAXIS. NO ONE."
The pilot stares at the face in disbeleif
"But, arent you trying to make the game fun? I should be able to go up alot more if the plane system wants to be useful at all"
"NO, WE'RE TO LAZY TO DO THAT, ANYWAY YOUR UNDER ARREST!!!@#3"
At that moment, his plane immediantly dived downward, to his fiery DOOM!
Oh my my, what a terrible trajedy, along wit this...
ANOTHER YOUNG PILOTS LIFE
IS TAKEN!!
Pierre was a young and jubilant pilot, always soaring around, blowing everything up with libs, but never that n00b weapon, the reaver.
As he was flying one day across the dark skies of Ishundar, BLAMPIM!!!1
He was hit! Behind him, a determined mosquito was banging away at the empty tail gunner.
"God damnit, I just filled that up with date rape drugs!"
Pierre then executed a series of complicated flying techiques, a few including a complete front flip, and flying upside down.
Immedianty his intercom blared to life with the anger of a bajillion zeuses.
"What in the HELL do you think your doing sir? Do you just realize you broke the 70-30 degree angle barrier, including flying upside down!?"
"Uhh yeah?" said our confused hero
"You cant friggin DO THAT!!! DO YOU REALIZE THAT WE IMPLEMENTED THAT BECAUSE WE WERE TO LAZY TO MAKE A REAL FLYING SYSTEM??"
"Hey man' lay off!"
That was the last straw for the flight control CSR on the orbital platform, the one no one has ever seen...
"I'm too old for this" Said the CSR as he pressed a gigantic red death button.
Back on ishundar, things were getting hot for our sexy male pilot.
"Whats this guys problem??" The mosquito behind him would not give up, most likely some n00bert exp hungry N00bhammer ralalal.
SHNAPO!! The whole world around peirre immediantly turned into a living hell, the trees, ground and everything on fire. The sky was lit up like a burning corpse pile, and out of the sky, came a gigantic smoldering meteor, along with millions of cute little... devil robots, laughing around it!
Pierre screamed with all his lungs, as he was fried inside his cockpit from the heat, and blown to Jamillion little peices by the meteor. Ishundar was gone.
Take a moment and look at these tragic events! WE MUST FREE OUR SKIES!
Our height limits!!
And anyway, seriously, the height limit is a big disadvantage, for gal drivers, and everything. Even stealth is impossibly with them.
And our mossies should be like.. f-14s or something.
Yeah. :evil:
A young mosquito pilot
is flying upwards, at a rate of
LOL AWSOME
And as he goes up, his intercom and little.. head viewer thing turns on
Its the CSR
"Turn back now, or we shall take control of your plane and force you downwards, NO ONE ESCAPES AURAXIS. NO ONE."
The pilot stares at the face in disbeleif
"But, arent you trying to make the game fun? I should be able to go up alot more if the plane system wants to be useful at all"
"NO, WE'RE TO LAZY TO DO THAT, ANYWAY YOUR UNDER ARREST!!!@#3"
At that moment, his plane immediantly dived downward, to his fiery DOOM!
Oh my my, what a terrible trajedy, along wit this...
ANOTHER YOUNG PILOTS LIFE
IS TAKEN!!
Pierre was a young and jubilant pilot, always soaring around, blowing everything up with libs, but never that n00b weapon, the reaver.
As he was flying one day across the dark skies of Ishundar, BLAMPIM!!!1
He was hit! Behind him, a determined mosquito was banging away at the empty tail gunner.
"God damnit, I just filled that up with date rape drugs!"
Pierre then executed a series of complicated flying techiques, a few including a complete front flip, and flying upside down.
Immedianty his intercom blared to life with the anger of a bajillion zeuses.
"What in the HELL do you think your doing sir? Do you just realize you broke the 70-30 degree angle barrier, including flying upside down!?"
"Uhh yeah?" said our confused hero
"You cant friggin DO THAT!!! DO YOU REALIZE THAT WE IMPLEMENTED THAT BECAUSE WE WERE TO LAZY TO MAKE A REAL FLYING SYSTEM??"
"Hey man' lay off!"
That was the last straw for the flight control CSR on the orbital platform, the one no one has ever seen...
"I'm too old for this" Said the CSR as he pressed a gigantic red death button.
Back on ishundar, things were getting hot for our sexy male pilot.
"Whats this guys problem??" The mosquito behind him would not give up, most likely some n00bert exp hungry N00bhammer ralalal.
SHNAPO!! The whole world around peirre immediantly turned into a living hell, the trees, ground and everything on fire. The sky was lit up like a burning corpse pile, and out of the sky, came a gigantic smoldering meteor, along with millions of cute little... devil robots, laughing around it!
Pierre screamed with all his lungs, as he was fried inside his cockpit from the heat, and blown to Jamillion little peices by the meteor. Ishundar was gone.
Take a moment and look at these tragic events! WE MUST FREE OUR SKIES!
Our height limits!!
And anyway, seriously, the height limit is a big disadvantage, for gal drivers, and everything. Even stealth is impossibly with them.
And our mossies should be like.. f-14s or something.
Yeah. :evil: