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Jaged
2004-11-22, 09:41 PM
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=16&u=/nm/life_australia_thieves_dc
SYDNEY (Reuters) - Bemused diners watched as three hapless thieves unsuccessfully tried to kick open a sliding door in a botched attempt to rob an Australian seafood restaurant, police said on Monday.



The men, wearing balaclavas, ran off empty-handed but left their bootprints on the industrial-strength glass door in a robbery bid that Australian Broadcasting Corp. radio said could have been mistaken as "a rehearsal for a slapstick comedy."


Police said about 20 diners watched as the men, one of whom was carrying a knife, tried to push open the door of the restaurant in the coastal village of Gerringong, 140 km (85 miles) south of Sydney, and then began kicking the glass.


"They're probably more dangerous because they're dumb," police investigator Jamie Williams said.


Restaurant owner Greg Moore said diners remained calm as they watched events unfold while enjoying dessert and coffee.


"The door's open, the sign says 'Slide' but obviously with their balaclavas they couldn't read too well," Moore said.


Diners were given complimentary bottles of wine after the bizarre episode. Police later found what they believe to be a stolen car used in the robbery attempt, and are continuing their investigations.

Triggar
2004-11-22, 09:42 PM
Holy crap, what assholes! :lol:

MrShooter
2004-11-22, 09:45 PM
:rofl:

OfaLoaf
2004-11-22, 09:45 PM
If it had played out slightly differently, that would've ended up a Darwin award somehow. :rofl:

Baneblade
2004-11-22, 09:45 PM
Stupid Criminals tonight on FOX.

Jennyboo
2004-11-22, 09:45 PM
:rofl:

AztecWarrior
2004-11-22, 10:33 PM
Woooow.

Neon Apocalypse
2004-11-22, 10:36 PM
aussies

"oupen up ya damn door!!! WTF"

guy in diner "haha you idiart!"

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-11-22, 10:38 PM
aussies

"oupen up ya damn door!!! WTF"

guy in diner "haha you idiart!"

Russell Crowe: (surly grolwing)

Entire nation: I'll drink to that 'en!

(Midnight Oil guys start playing)

ViperGTS
2004-11-22, 11:06 PM
Reminds me of Friday after next.

Electrofreak
2004-11-22, 11:42 PM
Hahahaha. What morons. Can't even get into the building to rob it. :lol:

Octavian
2004-11-23, 05:22 AM
Russell Crowe: (surly grolwing)

Entire nation: I'll drink to that 'en!

(Midnight Oil guys start playing)
Isn't Crowe a New Zealander?

These men do not represent my nation.

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-11-23, 06:20 AM
Isn't Crowe a New Zealander?

These men do not represent my nation.

People actually give a shit about New Zealand?