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Jaged
2004-11-26, 01:47 AM
...do men have nipples?

discuss.

BUGGER
2004-11-26, 01:52 AM
I don't play with them mine.....


/me looks around

Triggar
2004-11-26, 01:54 AM
Because during fetal development, there's a period from the point where the egg gets fertilized to the point where the hormone center of the brain releases either huge amounts of testosterone or huge amounts of estrogen, where all non-genital things develop the same - i.e. arms, legs, heads, nipples, two balls.

After the brain gets triggered to release the sex hormones, the balls either stay inside the baby (and it's a female), or drop down outside the body (and it's a male). But up until that point, everything develops equally, so men end up having nipples (just in case the fetus ended up being a female).

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-11-26, 01:56 AM
Tow cables.

Giovanni
2004-11-26, 01:56 AM
Because during fetal development, there's a period from the point where the egg gets fertilized to the point where the hormone center of the brain releases either huge amounts of testosterone or huge amounts of estrogen, where all non-genital things develop the same - i.e. arms, legs, heads, nipples, two balls.

After the brain gets triggered to release the sex hormones, the balls either stay inside the baby (and it's a female), or drop down outside the body (and it's a male). But up until that point, everything develops equally, so men end up having nipples (just in case the fetus ended up being a female).

There you go ruining the veil of mistery once again you bitch ;) :D :lol:

I'm just joking hon! ;)

Triggar
2004-11-26, 01:58 AM
I love you and everything, but there are only three people who can get away with calling me "hon":

- My friend Sabrina, because she is fabulous
- My best friend Angelo, because he is GAY and fabulous
- ObnoxiousFrog, because he is sofuckingdeep

:lol:

DO IT AGAIN AND LOSE FINGERS!

Also I posted the real explanation because I wondered that for years myself. I also wondered why there was braille on the drive-up ATM's, until I worked for Citibank and they explained it to me.

Giovanni
2004-11-26, 02:01 AM
But... but... I LUB YOU! :(! Sorry if it offended you thought I' used to calling she-friends like that and ever thought I don't know you much I consider you a friend ;)!

Triggar
2004-11-26, 02:02 AM
It is most difficult to offend me in The Lounge ;)

On that note, good night, and I hope I've put your minds at ease with the answer!!

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-11-26, 02:03 AM
Listen, considering that I am the one who is grouped with the fabulous for being fabulous, I think that I can safely say that unless you are either the elite 3 mentioned or a 55-year-old jewish woman serving coffee in a philly diner, you can't get away with calling the queen supreme hon.

And I should know, I'm on the roster to be her jackbooted thug.

Squeeky
2004-11-26, 02:05 AM
Because during fetal development, there's a period from the point where the egg gets fertilized to the point where the hormone center of the brain releases either huge amounts of testosterone or huge amounts of estrogen, where all non-genital things develop the same - i.e. arms, legs, heads, nipples, two balls.

After the brain gets triggered to release the sex hormones, the balls either stay inside the baby (and it's a female), or drop down outside the body (and it's a male). But up until that point, everything develops equally, so men end up having nipples (just in case the fetus ended up being a female).

Way to ruin the potential for comedy uranium!

Derfud
2004-11-26, 02:09 AM
Way to ruin the potential for comedy uranium!
235, or 238?

Jaged
2004-11-26, 02:38 AM
Ignore trigs post and commence the "comody uranium"

Also I posted the real explanation because I wondered that for years myself. I also wondered why there was braille on the drive-up ATM's, until I worked for Citibank and they explained it to me.
pray, do tell

Smaug
2004-11-26, 02:56 AM
I also wondered why there was braille on the drive-up ATM's, until I worked for Citibank and they explained it to me.

I've also always wondered about this. Are they legally obliged, or something?

Baneblade
2004-11-26, 05:48 AM
Because they work.

Doop
2004-11-26, 08:07 AM
I hear you can milk anything with nipples...anything...

(easy reference)

Infernus
2004-11-26, 10:40 AM
I play with my nipples

Heavygain
2004-11-26, 10:46 AM
My friend tried cutting his off to see if they would grow back like a gocko tail, but gave up after getting it half off with a really dull razor he found and a skatepark.
Do they grow back?

Doop
2004-11-26, 10:48 AM
What's a gocko?

Triggar
2004-11-26, 10:51 AM
pray, do tell

The reason there is braille on the drive-up ATM's is because there are shuttle services for blind people that take them around town to run their errands. Someone else drives the van, and the blind person rolls down their window (behind the driver) and does their banking.

:)

Infernus
2004-11-26, 10:53 AM
Skydiving scares blindpeople's eye dogs.

Or so I hear.

Corrosion
2004-11-26, 10:57 AM
Skydiving scares blindpeople's eye dogs.

Or so I hear.
Dogs skydive?

Infernus
2004-11-26, 10:58 AM
People skydive, I imagine a blind skydiver would need his dog.

Corrosion
2004-11-26, 11:10 AM
People skydive, I imagine a blind skydiver would need his dog.
And a paraplegic would need his wheelchair?

Doop
2004-11-26, 11:12 AM
You are very wise.

Baneblade
2004-11-26, 02:39 PM
And Corr would need his bittorrent.

Rbstr
2004-11-26, 02:40 PM
NVM question has been answered.

Thoguth can we call you Trigums? if we can't call you hon?

Jaged
2004-11-26, 03:04 PM
My friend tried cutting his off to see if they would grow back like a gocko tail, but gave up after getting it half off with a really dull razor he found and a skatepark.
Do they grow back?
No, no they definatly do not grow back. I know an idiot who tried the same thing.

Giovanni
2004-11-26, 08:07 PM
What kind of morons do you hand out with Heavy? Using a dull razor blade found on the ground to cut off his nipple?

JetRaiden
2004-11-26, 08:20 PM
What kind of morons do you hand out with Heavy? Using a dull razor blade found on the ground to cut off his nipple?

I know right. he probably has AIDS now.

MattxMosh
2004-11-26, 08:25 PM
The reason there is braille on the drive-up ATM's is because there are shuttle services for blind people that take them around town to run their errands. Someone else drives the van, and the blind person rolls down their window (behind the driver) and does their banking.

:)

I always thought it was because of mass production.

That to me anyway, seems like an after thought, for banks to pretend like they care, even though they dont make the atms.

Doop
2004-11-26, 08:41 PM
Why does the light in the fridge stay on when you close it?

OfaLoaf
2004-11-26, 08:43 PM
Why does the light in the fridge stay on when you close it?
It does?

Doop
2004-11-26, 09:01 PM
Mine does.

Don't ask how I know this. I am omnipresent.

MattxMosh
2004-11-26, 09:02 PM
Mine does.

Don't ask how I know this. I am omnipresent.

Its broken.

Jaged
2004-11-26, 09:10 PM
is that you in your sig doop?

Infernus
2004-11-26, 09:23 PM
Mine does.

Don't ask how I know this. I am omnipresent.

Mine doesn't... your's sucks.

JetRaiden
2004-11-26, 10:19 PM
Mine doesn't... your's sucks.

qft.

your refridgerator is so dumb it doesnt even know when to shut off its light for power conservation.

Doop
2004-11-26, 10:23 PM
qft.

your refridgerator is so dumb it doesnt even know when to shut off its light for power conservation.

Your fridge so dumb that you better go catch it!

Meh.

Sputty
2004-11-26, 10:27 PM
I'm allowed to call Triggar Butch because we have 2000 kilometres of land between us, and my sled dogs are ready to leave at a moments notice.

Giovanni
2004-11-26, 10:47 PM
You know... with each thread doop seems to go lower in the IQ chart.