[1337Duck]HOW BIG IS UR PENORS

[ObnoxiousFrog]

[13:16:14] [Hezzy]: i dares someone to make a HOW BIG IS YOUR PANIS? thread

SO CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE DUDERS.

Mine is mighty.

[TotalBiscuit]

A prime slab of british beef.

TB.

[Infernus]

Great and powerful

[Hezzy]

2 inches.

OFF THE FLOOR.

[Fragmatic]

small :(

[Infernus]

small :(


mine too... but don't tell anyone

MY PENIS IS HUGE

[Fragmatic]

My Panis is big -

Family Name: PANIS
First Names:Olivier, Denis
Nationality: French
Date of Birth: 2nd September, 1966
Place of Birth: LYON (FRANCE)
Lives: GRENOBLE (FRANCE)
Marital Status: Married to Anne
Children: Aur�lien and Caroline
Hobbies: Karting, Skiing, Cycling, Tennis, Sailing
Favourite Singers:Celine DION, Florent PAGNY, Barry WHITE, Gospel Music and Musicals (Inc. Notre Dame de Paris)...
Favourite Food: Olive oil pate, Parmesan
Favourite Drink: Coca-Cola
Height: 173 cm
Weight: 72 kg


1981-87: Karting
1987: Won prestigious Volant Elf award at famous Winfield Driving School, Paul Ricard circuit
1988: French Formula Renault
1989: French F. Renault Champion
1990: French Formula 3 (4th in Championship)
1991: Runner up in French F3, with most victories of any driver
1992: International Formula 3000
1993: International F3000 Champion


1994: Ligier-Renault, 9 pts, 11th in Championship
1995: Ligier-Mugen Honda, 16 pts, 8th in Championship
1996: Ligier-Mugen Honda, 13 pts, 9th in Championship
1997: Prost-Mugen Honda, 16 pts, 9th in Championship
1998: Prost-Peugeot, 0 pts, 18th in Championship
1999: Prost-Peugeot, 2 pts, 15th in Championship
2000 : Mclaren-Mercedes, 3rd Driver
2001 : B.A.R.-Honda, 14th in Championship
2002 : B.A.R.-Honda, 14th in Championship
2003 : Panasonic Toyota Racing, curent season

[Doop]

http://www.usukheritagetours.com/eifletower.JPG

Give or take.

[JetRaiden]

:rofl: awesome thread. however I question the honesty of such a topic.

[Derfud]

Mine is precisely 3 600 000 000 000 long, erect, meaning it just reaches alpha centauri. Also, it's shape can be graphed using the quadratic equation x^3+5 .

[Fragmatic]

http://www.usukheritagetours.com/eifletower.JPG

Give or take.

Give or take 985.99ft

[MrPaul]

You know the guy on goatse? I caused that.

[MrPaul]

Give or take 985.99ft
Woah. ~1850ft?

Sorry for double post.

[Infernus]

You know the guy on goatse? I caused that.

share the wealth? :(

[Fragmatic]

Woah. ~1850ft?

Sorry for double post.

Hmm, I should have emphasized take. :(

[JetRaiden]

when I first saw the underside of headcrabs in Half Life 2, I thought of goatse.

[Ivan]

A prime slab of british beef.

TB.
Mad Cow Disease included? :D ;)

[Squeeky]

Great thread, no, seriously. :rolleyes:

[Liquidtide]

You want to know how big mine is?

Ask your MOM!

[Mr1337Duck]

Here's a comparison of sizes:

Golfball->Baseball->Football->Bowlingball->Basketball->A particularly large watermelon->Sol-> One of my nuts->My dick (Not same shape, but we're just comparing mass)

That's right folks, my dick has its own gravity well. Who else can boast the same?





In all seriousness, ObFrog, you're not funny. Bringing up posts from 6 months-1 year ago. Nobody thinks you're funny. Get something new. Thank you.

[Doop]

Here's a comparison of sizes:

Golfball->Baseball->Football->Bowlingball->Basketball->A particularly large watermelon->Sol-> One of my nuts->My dick (Not same shape, but we're just comparing mass)

That's right folks, my dick has its own gravity well. Who else can boast the same?





In all seriousness, ObFrog, you're not funny. Bringing up posts from 6 months-1 year ago. Nobody thinks you're funny. Get something new. Thank you.

k first off

That comparison is from Maddox.
RRRRRIPPED

Second,
"Nobody like Doop. He's such a bastard. He's all like 'look at me, I'm doop, I'm doop! I have a mustache...'. No you do not have a mustache! Go away, Doop. You do not have a mustache... You're not an Italian marine, and you certainly are not a ninja. I mean, you're not a pirate either, you're just... an abomination, of shit... and... sperm, mixed together to make you."


I just noticed Doop is back, had to post that.

from a while ago. That's something Frog made, therefore, you do find him funny. Also, for saying that, I have kind of developed a dislike for you, so *spit*

Ooh, also, I think Frog's funny. Ehh, in fact, I'm pretty sure ALL of PSU does. And I haven't seen him post the same material twice excessively (unless it contributes to the funny).

[Infernus]

In all seriousness, ObFrog, you're not funny. Bringing up posts from 6 months-1 year ago. Nobody thinks you're funny. Get something new. Thank you.

Actually this was a joke on IRC, not an attack on you at all... but if you wanna make it about yourself go right ahead...

[ObnoxiousFrog]

The thing is, when you think penile size threads, you think Mr1337Duck.

So it's word association.

And, as I recall, a year ago you had a 3 inch penis, or roundabout theres.

[Mr1337Duck]

No, a year ago I had a crappy sense of measurement, size is 6 inches.


Actually this was a joke on IRC, not an attack on you at all...



In that case, go ahead.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

No, a year ago I had a crappy sense of measurement, size is 6 inches.




In that case, go ahead.


OK, honestly I sort of turned it into an attack on you. Also, depth perception.

[TotalBiscuit]

:rofl:

TB.

[Baneblade]

As big as I want it to be.

[ViperGTS]

Mines HUGE!
Ask inf...o.O

[MattxMosh]

37.

[Sentrosi]

No possible good can come of this thread.

[Rbstr]

37.

37 picometers?

[Infernus]

No possible good can come of this thread.

Hahaha... that was evident before frog even click "create thread"

37 picometers?

He's coming to my house tomorrow, I'll have more information for you after that.

[MattxMosh]

He's coming to my house tomorrow, I'll have more information for you after that.

That information is classified.

[Biohazzard56]

About tree fitty.

[Triggar]

Enormous.

[Doop]

Enormous.

I happen to remember when I first met you in IRC, I crawled into your pants. I didn't see a huge shaft. =/

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I happen to remember when I first met you in IRC, I crawled into your pants. I didn't see a huge shaft. =/


What do you think you were standing on?

[Angel_of_Death]

What do you think you were standing on?
:rofl: Owned.
Mine's only 4 inches...seriously...




























AROUND!
*Runs and hides.

[I Hate Pants]

I dunno how big it is. All I know is everytime I pop a boner it gets stuck up my nose.

[Sputty]

3.43 micrometres

[xmodum]

Meh, just ask Infernus.

[TotalBiscuit]

What do you think you were standing on?

Quote of the day :rofl:

TB.

[Giovanni]

O_

[TotalBiscuit]

O_

See anything you like? :brow:

TB.

[Red October]

Why does Freud come to mind here...

[OfaLoaf]

Why does Freud come to mind here...
"Now, vhen you vere a child, vhen did you realize your penis vas not an average size?"

[Firefly]

No, a year ago I had a crappy sense of measurement, size is 6 inches.
AWWW POOR WITTLE GUY!! Hey there little fella! Come to hang out with the big boys??

Hit puberty, then maybe you can be in one of my movies.

[Infernus]

AWWW POOR WITTLE GUY!! Hey there little fella! Come to hang out with the big boys??

Hit puberty, then maybe you can be in one of my movies.

Interesting... looking for a nice average guy like me?

[AztecWarrior]

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081 28481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381 96442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190 91456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412 73724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364 36789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160 94330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185 48074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949 12 yd

[Infernus]

pics or stfu

[TheN00b]

"Now, vhen you vere a child, vhen did you realize your penis vas not an average size?"

:rofl: :rofl:

[starbum]

Mai hoovercraft iz fuul uf eelz

[scarpas]

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more or less.

[Sputty]

To get correct size of Scarpas's penor switch your resolution to 12000X8000

[firecrackerNC]

Im not sure, cant find a ruler with small enough measurments on it.

[Bighoss]

How come old guys in locker rooms always have a HUGE penis? does it fucking grow all your adulthood too???

[firecrackerNC]

How come you stare at old guy penises in locker rooms is a better question.

[Mr1337Duck]

:rofl:

[Febnon]

http://www.greatbuildings.com/buildings/Petronas_Towers.html

[GeneralRazor]

I measure like I shoot, straight from the hip, and last time I checked it was 7-1/2". But I believe it's the length + girth that gives the big O

Hows that for real?

Don't ask me my girth.

[Bighoss]

How come you stare at old guy penises in locker rooms is a better question.

could you have come up with an any more of a cliche response?

[Infernus]

could you have come up with an any more of a cliche response?

But its a good question... Why do you look at old man penis in locker rooms?

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Gravitational gyroscopic pull generated by their saggy, constantly moving testicles.

[GeneralRazor]

But its a good question... Why do you look at old man penis in locker rooms?

Let's be real...why do you even ponder the question...

I know the anwser to that one.

[Fragmatic]

http://www.greatbuildings.com/buildings/Petronas_Towers.html

I've seen your penis before!

[Heavygain]

Here's a comparison of sizes:

Golfball->Baseball->Football->Bowlingball->Basketball->A particularly large watermelon->Sol-> One of my nuts->My dick (Not same shape, but we're just comparing mass)

That's right folks, my dick has its own gravity well. Who else can boast the same?





In all seriousness, ObFrog, you're not funny. Bringing up posts from 6 months-1 year ago. Nobody thinks you're funny. Get something new. Thank you.
Actually, most of the non retarded PSU thinks he is quite funny, and you fit into the retarded part.

[GeneralRazor]

I've seen your penis before!

Wow.

Where?

Did you take a close look?

[firecrackerNC]

Guess Im retarded too. Oh well, if thats the requirment for being retarded, Ill take being retarded over being non retarded and thinking hes funny any day.

[GeneralRazor]

cool dude

hehe

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I'm glad that this obvious nonsense thread is becoming an arguement over if I am funny or not.

No really, I am.

[GeneralRazor]

I'm glad that this obvious nonsense thread is becoming an arguement over if I am funny or not.

No really, I am.

cool dude

hehe

[Heavygain]

Guess Im retarded too. Oh well, if thats the requirment for being retarded, Ill take being retarded over being non retarded and thinking hes funny any day.
K. If you find him funny or not, your still retarded. Check your music interest, and what you wear, and the way you act, and realise your not black.
Kthxbye.

[Bighoss]

But its a good question... Why do you look at old man penis in locker rooms?

It's not like you're staring at it but at the YMCA in my town there is this really old retarded guy that is ALWAYS at the gym. He does nothing while he's there though. Sometimes he'll get on some kind of machine and just sit there for like 20 minutes but no one is assertive enough to ask him to move. So the other day I walk into the locker room and there he is standing right fucking there in the middle of the locker room completely bare assed. It's not like I'm looking it's more like HOW THE HELL CAN YOU MISS IT? :scared:

[Kikinchikin]

K. If you find him funny or not, your still retarded. Check your music interest, and what you wear, and the way you act, and realise your not black.
Kthxbye.
How does his interest in music/taste in clothes make him retarded? Just because he likes certain things that you don't doesn't make him any less of a person than you. Granted, I don't agree with the whole "ghetto" culture thing, but I don't immediately assume that someone is retarded or stupid because of it. I've found that many people who I think would never get along with me because they are in another group actually end up being really cool people. What's really retarded is insulting someone else because they don't conform to your personal tastes.

[Angel_of_Death]

How does his interest in music/taste in clothes make him retarded? Just because he likes certain things that you don't doesn't make him any less of a person than you. Granted, I don't agree with the whole "ghetto" culture thing, but I don't immediately assume that someone is retarded or stupid because of it. I've found that many people who I think would never get along with me because they are in another group actually end up being really cool people. What's really retarded is insulting someone else because they don't conform to your personal tastes.
Hm.

Point Chikin.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

OK, wait...

Why does any of this matter at all, allow me to remind you that this is a SATIRICAL THREAD PERTAINING TO PENILE MAGNITUDE.

[Octavian]

Mai hoovercraft iz fuul uf eelz
Bit too much Fark for you.

[Firefly]

How come you stare at old guy penises in locker rooms is a better question.
Yeah because surreptitiously glancing at a naked man's groin makes you gay. I'm comfortable around virtually anyone, and am absolutely secure in my sexuality, so nude people and their dangling participles or retracted clauses don't bother me.

I think it's only homophobes who have a problem and do that "I'm going to walk around staring at the ceiling so I don't see any cock" move.

[xmodum]

ObFrog rules. Thats it. I try to stay away from making any insult to him, because if I do, there would be about 5 people here in his defense, right every-one of my wrongs.

ObFrog is the modern Jesus

[AztecWarrior]

Yeah because surreptitiously glancing at a naked man's groin makes you gay.
Locker Room- "Oh shit, that guy was nude."

= Not gay.

Locker Room- hiding in the corner to stare at penis-

= gay.

I'm pretty sure he was there to use the facilities, not stare at other men.

[Octavian]

Hiding in the corner to stare at a penis when you are a teenager =

Curious about your sexuality.

Whereas, hiding in the corner to stare at a penis where you are an adult =

Gay or bisexual.

[AztecWarrior]

"Curious about your sexuality"

WTF?

[Firefly]

Locker Room- "Oh shit, that guy was nude."

= Not gay.
Borderline homophobe, unless you're some silly little dumbass who gets excited by skin in general, like "Oh shit, a girl in a bikini!" or "Oh shit, two dogs fucking!"

Locker Room- hiding in the corner to stare at penis-

= gay.
That's not necessarily gay either. But I'd definitely be suspicious, and probably turn around and say "Here, get a good luck, dumbass."

Now, if the guy was jerking off, then that would probably be gay. But who the fuck cares?

[AztecWarrior]

Borderline homophobe, unless you're some silly little dumbass who gets excited by skin in general, like "Oh shit, a girl in a bikini!" or "Oh shit, two dogs fucking!"
Thanks, asshole.

I've wandered into locker rooms and some guy's in the nude. I just ignore it and proceed with whatever I have to do, be it change, urinate, etc.

Though I do change in a cubicle.

[Octavian]

AW, Google it.

Changing in a cubicle? I thought I was the only one. It's not that I'm a homophobe, I just feel insecure about my body and don't like changing with other guys.

[Infernus]

No comment on changing in locker rooms... :p I naturally stare at the 'hot' guys in the locker room.

I for one am very insecure about my body though... because I'm fat, and scarred...

[Firefly]

Thanks, asshole.
I'm sure Jesus approves of your language.

My comment was not directed at you, so don't get your panties in a wad. Take your manziere and go wash it, Sally.

[Breed]

2 inches.

OFF THE FLOOR.

yeah right, maybe when you lie on your belly :P

[Triggar]

So interesting story, semi-related to the original intent of this thread.

I also have to add, no more flaming or I will beat you all with an aluminium baseball bat. Even you Firefly, but it'd be one of those GI Joe fake ones.

Okay so here's my story.

This weekend, my sister, her boyfriend and their cat came to visit. The cat's a pretty weird looking thing, doesn't really look like a proper Domestic Shorthair at all on account of the fact that it has a really dense coat, a stubby tail, and small, squat ears. The cat's name was "Henry".

So Thanksgiving day rolls around and someone says, "How do you know Henry is a boy cat?" and my sister, Patty, says "He has balls."

So me, being the one most eager to make my sister look stupid, pick the cat up and lift up it's tail.

And what do I see?

Well, I'll tell you what I don't see. I don't see a little furry pouch o' nuts.

I do however get a glimpse of the cat's bumhole, and then about a centimeter under that, there - as clear as day - is another hole.

So after we revealed the truth about "Henry's" gender, my sister spent the next 2 hours in denial and laughing her ass off.

The cat's name is now Hillary and we bought her a nice pink collar last night for good measure.

That is all.

No more flames.

[Hezzy]

RIP Penis thread November 2004

:tear:

[JetRaiden]

RIP Penis thread November 2004

:tear:

:tear: I tried to find it as well...its gone....you admin bastards...you have destroyed something great.

[Triggar]

:lol: Continue, by all means, to discuss The Pen0r in all it's glory.

We here at PSU* encourage the discussion of Pen0r.

But don't flame.

Talk about Pen0rs, but don't make fun of eachother. That's all there is to it!



*and by "we here at PSU", I mean me.

[Hezzy]

but don't make fun of eachother

What if it is a hearty rouse at the expense of the size of one's todger?

[firecrackerNC]

K. If you find him funny or not, your still retarded. Check your music interest, and what you wear, and the way you act, and realise your not black.
Kthxbye.


Ok considering I dont own a single Fubu, Southpole or whatever else the fuck they wear, yea I dress black. I dress black with my jeans and a hoodie every day.Or my jeans and a long sleeve shirt with American Eagle on it and my leather jacket. Yes I dress black alright :rolleyes: Kid you should keep quiet about things you have no fucking clue over. So mabey I do like rap music, big deal. Now stfu and have a very nice day :D

[Lartnev]

What part of

No more flames.

Didn't you understand?

My pen0r... in true British style... shall remain a taboo subject. :D

[firecrackerNC]

Mine wasnt a flame. I simply responded and proved him wrong.

[Hezzy]

I dont own a single Fubu

What's wrong with FUBU? I have a perfectly good fake FUBU denim jacket. Hell, only one or two people around here knew what FUBU was.

[Mag]

In Yankee Land, Fubu is worn by only the deadliest of gangstas. Yo.

[firecrackerNC]

Fubu and Southpole are gangsta clothes dawg. Dun u be ridin down dem streets wearin dat shit homeboy, or u get shot up yo foo!

[Hezzy]

In Yankee Land, Fubu is worn by only the deadliest of gangstas. Yo.

Oh my. I be gangsta, yo. A straight up *****, ice cold killer.

<insert random rhyming words>

[Mag]

cake, shake, make, easy-bake.

[JetRaiden]

We need a flame forum like Fuck You and Die at SA.

[Triggar]

I don't think it could exist on PSU.

Ask Martyr to host it :rofl:

[Hezzy]

pushizzle?

[Kam]

.

[Doop]

Wait wait wait, Frog forgot to specify, erect or not?

[Kam]

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