how much ya' bench & squat?

[Xanthos]

age: 14
weight: 145
bench: 175
squat: 255

what do you bench and squat?

[Octavian]

What?

[Henya]

you may be stronger than me but i can run a 5k in 18:28

i can only bench liek 120

[firecrackerNC]

Age 16
Weight-170
Bench-255
Squat-Been awhile but like around 395, over 430 with wraps or suit
deadlift-some reason I suck at this, 310, it should be as high as my squat but eh whatever.

My school won state last year so hopefully we can this year. My one friend, chun weis a beast. He weighs like 140 and benches as much if not more then me. Crazy mofo came in 1st place weight class and like 7th overall i think. I was 2nd in my weightclass. Some dude benched like 295 easily I was like "HOLY SHIT" Hopefully by next year I can make the 1000 pound club. All I gotta do is raise squat a lil then work on deadlift and im in. Only need 50 pounds.

[OfaLoaf]

I lose :(

Age:14
Weight: Something a little lower than 150, I haven't really checked much
Bench: 55 lbs.
Squat: 60 lbs.

I am a good sprinter, though.

[firecrackerNC]

Your.....serious?................. You should work on that dude. Thats like the bar plus 2 tens. Thats horrible, you should get in shape. Get a Balleys member ship or something to help you out.

[Hezzy]

What's the point? This thread is just going to turn into a "OMG I CAN BENCH MORE THAN YOU WEAKLING" fest.

[firecrackerNC]

Not really. It doenst really matter how much you bench just that well 55 is in all honesty pretty bad. My dad is a strong as fuck dude as a drywaller and what not and only benches 125. I do it for a sport and visit the gym every other day is why mines up. 2 years ago I only benched like 95 for maxout, so im proof that if you care enough you can get better.

[Angel_of_Death]

Dude, 55 isn't that bad, especially if you don't go to the gym and are not an endomorphic body type. If he's a runner, he's a runner.

This thread is almost as dumb as the how big is your penis thread, the real one.

[Infernus]

Your.....serious?................. You should work on that dude. Thats like the bar plus 2 tens. Thats horrible, you should get in shape. Get a Balleys member ship or something to help you out.

Not really. It doenst really matter how much you bench just that well 55 is in all honesty pretty bad. My dad is a strong as fuck dude as a drywaller and what not and only benches 125. I do it for a sport and visit the gym every other day is why mines up. 2 years ago I only benched like 95 for maxout, so im proof that if you care enough you can get better.

I am a good sprinter, though.

.

Not really sure how much I can do... then again, it doesn't really matter to me at all...

"z0mg I can bench 342 lbs I r liek zo kool"

I play hockey... I need speed, not incredible muscle mass in my arms.


But boys will be boys I guess... :rolleyes:

[1024]

age-16
bench- 1 billion
squat- 2

[MattxMosh]

37.

Oh wait, this isn't the penis thread...

Or is it?

[JetRaiden]

I used to be able to bench 130, but after july I became lazy and stopped working out, so now I'd imagine its much lower then that.

[Xanthos]

yeah i play football need strength and speed for that...and lift weights for fun...but what sucks is i cant seem to gain weight :(

Hopefully by next year I can make the 1000 pound club. All I gotta do is raise squat a lil then work on deadlift and im in. Only need 50 pounds

yeah i only lift like 600-700 total weight...but im only in 9th grade lol at 145lbs. - im in the top 12 strongest guys in 9th. lot of them weigh 60-70 more pounds than me.

[ViperGTS]

Pfft. No idea. All I know is that as strong as inf....
Unles he wasnt reall trying...

[JetRaiden]

Pfft. No idea. All I know is that as strong as inf....
Unles he wasnt reall trying...

O_

[AztecWarrior]

With Surge, I can do 300lb squat.

Actually, I can't really bench much- around 100 for bench, don't know about the squat.

[Wraithlord]

age: 17

weight: 158
bench: 185
squat: 300

dont work out with weights...only run a mile every day and 5 miles on the weekends
oh and martial arts.

[Mag]

I bench 420 lbs with my dick.

[firecrackerNC]

Really? Are you serious? Wow your weak, I can get up at least 550.

[MattxMosh]

Wow your weak

That really drives me insane.

Now back on topic.

I can do twenty push up with mine.

[firecrackerNC]

Your? whats wrong with your? I like your. Its better then ur.

[ViperGTS]

Your? whats wrong with your? I like your. Its better then ur.
:huh:
I can easy do A back flip, land on my penis and then use it to thrust me back on my feet. What now"?

[Hezzy]

Your? whats wrong with your? I like your. Its better then ur.

http://img25.exs.cx/img25/1219/firecrackerNC.jpg

[TotalBiscuit]

http://img25.exs.cx/img25/1219/firecrackerNC.jpg

tbh

TB.

[OfaLoaf]

Your? whats wrong with your? I like your. Its better then ur.
It should've been "Wow! You're weak!" The 're is a shortening of are added onto you, so the whole thing is a contraction of you are. But you're probably too busy bench prssing to care.



Back to the topic at hand... I don't bench press and squat outside of school, I don't play any sports at all. I'm in Boy Scouts, but that's not really that physically demanding. I do not see the need to bench press or squat.

[MattxMosh]

Your? whats wrong with your? I like your. Its better then ur.

http://www.mattmosh.com/PSU/grammar.jpg

[firecrackerNC]

Srry I goto publik skewls an wer pour out heer. i dun no to spel goood.

[OfaLoaf]

Should we continue down this derailed path of Nazi spelling or try to stay back on topic, which has a snowball's chance in Hell (not Michiagn or Norway) of staying on topic?

[Hydralisk]

I don't weight train much. All I do is run...
Age: 14
Weight: 105
Best 5k time: 17:58
Bench: 110
Squat: 150

[MattxMosh]

Should we continue down this derailed path of Nazi spelling or try to stay back on topic, which has a snowball's chance in Hell (not Michiagn or Norway) of staying on topic?

Yes, back on topic.

I want to hear more about people lifting with thier cocks.

Or pics of it.

[Triggar]

This thread is the most retarded thread I have seen in a long time.

I BENCH A MILLION OMG I AM SO KEWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd lock it but I'm too lazy.

[Xanthos]

lol my threads always get bad comments :(

[Triggar]

Stop making bad threads :)

[Squeeky]

I used to be fucking ripped in Military School. Seriously, I spent 3 hours a day at the Gym with the rest of my JNCO's, everyday.

Now, i'm a chubby bastard. And i'm damn proud :)

[Squeeky]

This thread is the most retarded thread I have seen in a long time.

I BENCH A MILLION OMG I AM SO KEWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd lock it but I'm too lazy.

:lol:

Testosterone much? Cmon! You've got a brother!

[JetRaiden]

I used to be fucking ripped in Military School. Seriously, I spent 3 hours a day at the Gym with the rest of my JNCO's, everyday.

Now, i'm a chubby bastard. And i'm damn proud :)

finally, some honesty.


I call bullshit on almost everything said here.

[Triggar]

:lol:

Testosterone much? Cmon! You've got a brother!

A brother? You forget I go to a college that's 85% men AND I LIVE WITH A MAN

[Squeeky]

A brother? You forget I go to a college that's 85% men AND I LIVE WITH A MAN

Then you should understand this petty, immature, testosterone driven, bullshit influenced pissing contest. :lol:

[Infernus]

But its Martyr... he seems more serious then most...

[Squeeky]

But its Martyr... he seems more serious then most...

Or maybe he's not a fucking meathead like 80% of today's male population. :p

[ObnoxiousFrog]

"how much you bench" is one thing that makes me hate boys.

[Triggar]

He is.

I used to live with others who were of the "my penis is bigger than yours" "NO MINE IS" variety. No thanks.

[OfaLoaf]

We need to get this sort of thing out of us once in a while. Please don't lock it.

[Triggar]

I won't lock it.

Go on, get it out of your system.

But we'll all think you're bullshitting :)

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I killed a bear once using only the pure fury of masculinity, then deadlifted it 20 times while driving a sports car through an explosion and having sex with a supermodel.

[Squeeky]

I killed a bear once using only the pure fury of masculinity, then deadlifted it 20 times while driving a sports car through an explosion and having sex with a supermodel.

I love you Froggeh :lol:

[JetRaiden]

I killed a bear once using only the pure fury of masculinity, then deadlifted it 20 times while driving a sports car through an explosion and having sex with a supermodel.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Xanthos]

i like supermodels

[Derfud]

I killed a bear once using only the pure fury of masculinity, then deadlifted it 20 times while driving a sports car through an explosion and having sex with a supermodel.

Another kick ass quote. That is right up there with the drop-kick hitler one.