[PenisSize]How far can you hit your driver?

[Smaug]

How far can you guys hit your driver? I'm getting about 200-250 with a wicked slice though. Once in a while I'll hit a 270 shot.

[JetRaiden]

?


elaborate plz.

[Smaug]

How long can you hit the big stick.

[Jaged]

Golf sucks

[Smaug]

Golf sucks

Got a bad hook huh? :(

[JetRaiden]

maybe you shouldve put [Golf] instead of [PenisSize], perv.

I cant remember, but at my peak I think I got around 225.

[Smaug]

You've totally missed the point of this hilarious thread.

[Mag]

I hit a 237 once.

[Jaged]

Got a bad hook huh? :(
yup, pretty much :(

[MattxMosh]

I bowled a 224 once.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

224? damn.

[MattxMosh]

224? damn.

Yeah, I bowl like twice a year tops, it was a freak accident.

[Smaug]

I bowled a 224 once.

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[Hezzy]

If Maddie was driving, I would hit it from here to China.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

If Maddie was driving, I would hit it from here to China.


***** stole my Pimp Juice?

[sirmurphy]

i go 300 but occasionnaly ive ben known for like 310

[Smaug]

i go 300 but occasionnaly ive ben known for like 310

Congratulations, you sir, have the largest penis.

[firecrackerNC]

I hit it like 250-260 I think. My friend got 200 with a putter.

[Smaug]

I hit it like 250-260 I think. My friend got 200 with a putter.

Congratulations, you sir, have the dumbest friend.

[TheN00b]

I hit it like 250-260 I think. My friend got 200 with a putter.
[RETARD ALERT]It's not possible, you lying scumbag[/RETARD ALERT]

Sorry, had to get that out of my system, but it's true: Tiger Woods couldn't hit 200 yds with a putter.

[firecrackerNC]

Yes sir he is. Granted he gets a 3.5 something and is doing the college/highschool thing he is in fact dumb.


edit- I swear he said he did and hes the quiet religious type who doesnt lie. Mabey it was feet but I swear he said yds. I wasnt there anyway but his cousin said he saw him do it too.

[OfaLoaf]

Maybe he just shot the putter 200 yards with a spudgun or something.

[Hydralisk]

lol@thread:rolleyes:

[Infernus]

2-3 feet at most :( Mini-golf here...

[JetRaiden]

2-3 feet at most :( Mini-golf here...

:lol: arent most mini golf courses like over 8 ft. long?

[Infernus]

Wait... this isn't a thread of sexual puns?

[OfaLoaf]

My drivers always go off to the left... it's hooked or something I can't figure.

[TheN00b]

Yes sir he is. Granted he gets a 3.5 something and is doing the college/highschool thing he is in fact dumb.


edit- I swear he said he did and hes the quiet religious type who doesnt lie. Mabey it was feet but I swear he said yds. I wasnt there anyway but his cousin said he saw him do it too.

You, friends with the quiet religious type? Wow... :huh:

[MrVicchio]

Longest I ever hit, off the tee was 345, drove a par 4, right over the trees and onto the green dog leg right.

Course, I WAS aiming for the bend... but thats the best I have ever done.

Ussually drive my 5 wood off the tee, 250+ when it goes straight.

[Infernus]

No really... doesn't [PenisSize] make this a sexual pun thread?

[OfaLoaf]

No really... doesn't [PenisSize] make this a sexual pun thread?
It could be a boasting thread, but what with Smaug's posts in the beginning, I think this was an attempt at a sexual pun thread.

[Squeeky]

I once knocked it 175. I havent golfed in about 3 years though. During the summers for 2-3 years ago, I worked at a golf range driving the gator cart, and working with a guy named Denny (some nice mexican dude) and got free Lesson's at the course, free balls, and free club rental, being paid by that stuff under the table. It was a great experience.

[Smaug]

It could be a boasting thread, but what with Smaug's posts in the beginning, I think this was an attempt at a sexual pun thread.
this was just another chance to make fun of l33tduck

edit: and to make fun of the bench & squat thread.

edit: and to show off my mad golf skills (slice :( )

[OfaLoaf]

this was just another chance to make fun of l33tduck
No need for that, he's been abused enough recently.

[Smaug]

enough

nonsense

[FlamingPotato-J]

-300 yeah...im l33t

[AztecWarrior]

I've only played Mini Golf.

[GeneralRazor]

I smack benches and take no squat.

[Biohazzard56]

no seriously, about tree fitty.

[starbum]

235 I believe but its been 4+ years

[ViperGTS]

no seriously, about tree fitty.
You play with nesy?
:rolleyes:

[Everay]

longest? 20 feet, i suck, die.

[Infernus]

longest? 20 feet, i suck, die.

:rolleyes: You don't suck :love:

[Everay]

:rolleyes: You don't suck :love:
:love:

[BUGGER]

Me dunnos, I do know is when I first started golfing on my 5th try which was pretty good I got like 100 ft.....with the club.....my uncle got pretty mad. Its not like I measure, I only play when I see my uncle which was like 2 years ago.

[Smaug]

Me dunnos, I do know is when I first started golfing on my 5th try which was pretty good I got like 100 ft.....with the club.....my uncle got pretty mad. Its not like I measure, I only play when I see my uncle which was like 2 years ago.

If you do not measure, you surely are not a man!

[oddfish]

I can hit a golf ball about eight inches. My penis, on the other hand, is about 230 yards long.