I Have A New Understanding Of German Men

[Triggar]

http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=6968332&section=news

Ahh. So THAT'S what it's all about.

BERLIN (Reuters) - Most German men wear condoms of the wrong size, a condom distributor has said, after asking more than 2,500 men to measure their erect penis.

"People measure their feet when they buy shoes. Why shouldn't they measure their penises? A man would not wear children's shoes," said Jan Vinzenz Krause of Vinico, which released the study's findings on World AIDS Day.

Most condom boxes in Germany indicated size but men, due to embarrassment or vanity, rarely checked or just bought those marked "extra large", he said on Wednesday.

Vinico's survey recommended various brands to be used -- depending on the endowment of the wearer.

The study found the average erect penis size was 14.7 cm (5-3/4 inches), with 40 percent of participants reporting lengths between 12 and 15 cm (4-3/4 and 5-7/8 inches).

When compared with the condoms normally used by the participants, the results showed only 18 percent wore the right size, with nearly half squeezing into condoms that were too small and 34 percent trying to use those that were too big.

[Rayder]

So wait, half were using condoms smaller than their actual size....

[JetRaiden]

:rofl: I guess they dont have the confidence problem we have over in the states.


On a related note, my ego just got a nice boost. :cool:

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Hip thrust.

[Mag]

Masturbation.

[Jennyboo]

:rofl:

[Derfud]

:rofl: I guess they dont have the confidence problem we have over in the states.


On a related note, my ego just got a nice boost. :cool:

Are you implying that you have a large penis?

[Biohazzard56]

Are you implying that you have a large penis?

Its more than 4 1/2 inches. OMGMOONSTERCOCKXXORS

[Squeeky]

I can barely slip into Magnums. I'm fucking huge nilla

[Mag]

I have to sew my own.

[Firefly]

I once read a statistics page in some magazine, probably Penthouse, that German men have, statistically, the most-narrow penises, and Asian men (specifically Japanese, but not limited to the rest of Asia) have the smallest.

[Infernus]

:rofl: I guess they dont have the confidence problem we have over in the states.


On a related note, my ego just got a nice boost. :cool:


Indeed...

and mag? you make your own too?

[firecrackerNC]

I have to use an extra large rubber glove. You know the real long kind used for chemicals, yeah i have to use that.

[Mag]

Yep Inf. Out've elephant hide.

[JetRaiden]

I have to use an extra large rubber glove. You know the real long kind used for chemicals, yeah i have to use that.

do you have like a mutated penis from chernobyl?

[firecrackerNC]

Yea I do, I have 5 heads. Hence why I use a extra large glove.

[Infernus]

do you have like a mutated penis from chernobyl?

:rofl:

STALKER - Shadow of Chernobyl : The Penis Incident

[JetRaiden]

Yea I do, I have 5 heads. Hence why I use a extra large glove.

women hate that.

they must be rather confused when they suck you off like you claim to have done so many times.

[firecrackerNC]

I dont believe I ever claimed such a thing as Ive had it done alot,got proof?

[Triggar]

:nodrama:

[firecrackerNC]

I like drama. Brings me happiness in my pants.

[Derfud]

For one thing, those gloves for handling dangerous chemicals are pretty fucking long. I bet any woman you tried to engage in intercourse with that thing could only result in he being accidentally eviscerated.

[GeneralRazor]

Here's some truth for your fun facts:

To make a long story short, I was meeting a chick to have some "fun" on the town. She had a hotel. After the night out we ended up at her hotel. I happened to be out of condoms on this particular night. My roomate at the time gave me a couple to last me the night.

Of course, things get hot immediatly after we get to the room. I ask her if she is protected. She says she is. Excellent! One thing leads to another...I use the first condom...everthing is hot and goes well.

The second time around, things get even more intense, she insists on being on top. Alot more grinding going on.

After we both "got our share" she pulls away, only to find....I'm not strapped any more!

At this point I know, but she asks, "where did it go?" I can only give her a peculiar look. She runs to the bathroom.

---Of course I left alot of details out. But nonetheless, this is a true story. The condoms were small. And I'm not boasting my size. But thinking back on it, they were alot of hassle (putting them on, and the ending incident)

So, find your size!

(P.S. if your wondering why...if it was small then it should have stayed on....in the heat of the moment I guess I didn't put it on all the way, the first one was a struggle to get on, and by the second time we were pretty hot to get it on again).

[Giovanni]

Wow... I have to go to germany I'd have a huge one compared to average guys :lol:.

[Squeeky]

I had a female friend fuck a guy at a party. Same thing happened. He finishes, pulls out...no condom.

Long story short, she had to call her mom, get taken to the Emergency Room..drunk, and it took 90 painful minutes to extract the condom from her vagina.

Last I heard she was in a private all girls school on the East Coast :lol:

[Giovanni]

I had a female friend fuck a guy at a party. Same thing happened. He finishes, pulls out...no condom.

Long story short, she had to call her mom, get taken to the Emergency Room..drunk, and it took 90 painful minutes to extract the condom from her vagina.

Last I heard she was in a private all girls school on the East Coast :lol:

Owned! I for one had a couple of scares but nothing like losing a condom O_.

[Electrofreak]

I will go on the record and state that I've never actually whipped out a ruler and measured my genitals. I'm sorry, is that strange? :p

Edit- I was going to go and say something witty like "I don't have a yardstick" but I decided that would be lame. http://planetside-universe.com/forums/images/smilies/lol.gif

[TheN00b]

I will go on the record and state that I've never actually whipped out a ruler and measured my genitals. I'm sorry, is that strange? :p

Edit- I was going to go and say something witty like "I don't have a yardstick" but I decided that would be lame. http://planetside-universe.com/forums/images/smilies/lol.gif

Aye. Ah do not see the purpose...








WITHOUT A YARDSTICK! Ahem.

[Firefly]

You poor bastards.

I'm sterile - I don't need one. HAHA!!

[Peacemaker]

Good. Now we dont have to worry about you reproducing just like we all thought you shouldnt.

Anyways. Uh yea... .thats just freaky... and OMG NEW SMILES!!! :drama: :nodrama: