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Triggar
2004-12-01, 08:44 PM
http://www.al.com/news/birminghamnews/index.ssf?/base/news/1101896768316400.xml

MONTGOMERY - An Alabama lawmaker who sought to ban gay marriages now wants to ban novels with gay characters from public libraries, including university libraries.

A bill by Rep. Gerald Allen, R-Cottondale, would prohibit the use of public funds for "the purchase of textbooks or library materials that recognize or promote homosexuality as an acceptable lifestyle." Allen said he filed the bill to protect children from the "homosexual agenda."

"Our culture, how we know it today, is under attack from every angle," Allen said in a press conference Tuesday.

Allen said that if his bill passes, novels with gay protagonists and college textbooks that suggest homosexuality is natural would have to be removed from library shelves and destroyed.

"I guess we dig a big hole and dump them in and bury them," he said.

A spokesman for the Montgomery-based Southern Poverty Law Center called the bill censorship.

"It sounds like Nazi book burning to me," said SPLC spokesman Mark Potok.

Allen pre-filed his bill in advance of the 2005 legislative session, which begins Feb. 1.

If the bill became law, public school textbooks could not present homosexuality as a genetic trait and public libraries couldn't offer books with gay or bisexual characters.

When asked about Tennessee Williams' southern classic "Cat On A Hot Tin Roof," Allen said the play probably couldn't be performed by university theater groups.

Allen said no state funds should be used to pay for materials that foster homosexuality. He said that would include nonfiction books that suggest homosexuality is acceptable and fiction novels with gay characters. While that would ban books like "Heather has Two Mommies," it could also include classic and popular novels with gay characters such as "The Color Purple," "The Picture of Dorian Gray" and "Brideshead Revisted."

The bill also would ban materials that recognize or promote a lifestyle or actions prohibited by the sodomy and sexual misconduct laws of Alabama. Allen said that meant books with heterosexual couples committing those acts likely would be banned, too.

His bill also would prohibit a teacher from handing out materials or bringing in a classroom speaker who suggested homosexuality was OK, he said.

Allen has sponsored legislation to make a gay marriage ban part of the Alabama Constitution, but it was not approved by the Legislature.

Ken Baker, a board member of Equality Alabama, a gay rights organization, said Allen was "attempting to become the George Wallace of homosexuality."

Aside from the moral debates, the bill could be problematic for library collections, said Jaunita Owes, director of the Montgomery City-County Library, which is a few blocks from the Alabama Capitol.

"Half the books in the library could end up being banned. It's all based on how one interprets the material," Owes said.

But I think Mag, Frog and Matt summed it up best:

<mag> Fuck Alabama NDABUT
<mag> Wait, no, even better.
<mag> Alabama is gay.
<MattxMosh> lets ban Alabama for teh US
<CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> OMG NO FAGGTS IN THGE BOOKS
<CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> ITS A FLAG NOT A RAG AND WE DONT WEAR IT ON OUR HEADS?

OfaLoaf
2004-12-01, 08:49 PM
Ah ain't gunna let none of them li'l *** books go'n change MAH sexuality, nuh sir! Them's shuld all be BURNED with the holy spir't of th' Christ.
/redneck


Alabama's inbred.

Biohazzard56
2004-12-01, 08:49 PM
This is really stupid. Its a backdoor way to keep authors from expressing themselves. Its not a big deal, for whatever reason an author has for making a gay charaectar its up to the author not the state of alabama to dictate what you read.

EarlyDawn
2004-12-01, 08:58 PM
Bio has hit the nail on the head.

I don't think it'll happen, regardless. Clear violation of the constitution. In the process, this guy is just demonstrating how much of a bigoted fuck he is.

Triggar
2004-12-01, 09:04 PM
The fact that people like this guy are in a position that influences the decisions of our government makes me want to vomit.

Next, he'll propose a ban on literature that says a non-Christian is responsible for developments in science and technology.

AztecWarrior
2004-12-01, 10:05 PM
Wrong forum?

Triggar
2004-12-01, 10:09 PM
Nah.

AztecWarrior
2004-12-01, 10:10 PM
Nah.
Because, after all, the mods don't have to obey the rules.

SIEG HEIL

Triggar
2004-12-01, 10:14 PM
...

We're not debating politics

We're not discussing politics

We're talking about the retardedness of this man

:rolleyes:

Sputty
2004-12-01, 10:23 PM
Alabama is already on my long list of places not to go
Most Southern States, California, France, Spain, Portugal, Japan, Russia, China, Saudi Arabia, Rest of Middle East, All of Africa, New Guinea, Germany, Italy, lots of Eastern European coutries, most of South America and Mexico
I think that's it.

DeepStrikeck
2004-12-01, 10:27 PM
What makes me wanna vomit is that people like Ted Kennedy and John Kerry who waste out tax dollars on stupid crap are in positions to lead this country.

Oh, and I don't mind this bill, as I'm strongly against homosexuality. And by the way, there is nothing wrong with feverently believing in something. There is nothing wrong with sticking to your beliefs (a biggot as you all deem) and not being willing to compromise your morals because of other's opinions.

Sputty
2004-12-01, 10:28 PM
Stupid crap = more money for education and healthcare?

Triggar
2004-12-01, 10:29 PM
:lol:

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-12-01, 10:29 PM
http://www.pointshop.com/id-1255/ImgUpload/P_714305_751133.jpg

WWCED

Tell me, tell me true.

Setari
2004-12-01, 10:32 PM
mmk. it's fiction. if they have deer that talk to people, they can have gay guys.

Sputty
2004-12-01, 10:34 PM
They can have gay dragons that poop gold and then eat strawberrie steaks!

Setari
2004-12-01, 10:36 PM
well i cant find anything wrong with that.

ViperGTS
2004-12-01, 10:37 PM
Holy fuck thats....fucked up. Bullshit. This will never go.

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-12-01, 10:53 PM
http://img127.exs.cx/img127/8776/GDWPG.jpg

Not coming to an Alabama bookstore near you.

Triggar
2004-12-01, 10:57 PM
:lol:

Win

JetRaiden
2004-12-01, 11:23 PM
They can do what they want. I find gayness to be rather awkward in movies. Especially in Alexander, all those tender moments with Alexander and one of his horny generals...I dunno, MAYBE if he didnt wear so much eye liner :rolleyes: ...After the movie my friends and I joked about it for hours. my buddy spencer leaned over to me and recited like half of Alexander's lines. It was incredible.

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-12-01, 11:25 PM
They can do what they want. I find gayness to be rather awkward in movies. Especially in Alexander, all those tender moments with Alexander and one of his horny generals...I dunno, MAYBE if he didnt wear so much eye liner :rolleyes: ...After the movie my friends and I joked about it for hours. my buddy spencer leaned over to me and recited like half of Alexander's lines. It was incredible.

You are one of eleven people who actually saw that movie. There will never be another Alexander like you, Alexander the Great.

AztecWarrior
2004-12-01, 11:46 PM
Silly Greeks Macedonians, Trix are for kids!

And conquering the known world, as well.

Kikinchikin
2004-12-02, 02:03 PM
There is nothing wrong with sticking to your beliefs (a biggot as you all deem) and not being willing to compromise your morals because of other's opinions.
Actually there is, it's called separation of church and state.

Triggar
2004-12-02, 02:11 PM
:nod:

They have to take this thing called an "oath of office" when they're elected. It sort of says they have to abide by the Constitution. Which calls for a separation of church and state.

Minor details.

Majik
2004-12-02, 02:19 PM
:nod:

They have to take this thing called an "oath of office" when they're elected. It sort of says they have to abide by the Constitution. Which calls for a separation of church and state.

Minor details.

That hasn't stopped Bush and the bushettes. :p

Triggar
2004-12-02, 02:31 PM
Alright let's get off the Political-ness :)

This thread needs moar gold-pooping metrosexual dragons

Strygun
2004-12-02, 02:59 PM
I'm surprised no one has given the obligatory

"STRYGUN LIVES IN ALABAMA!"

message yet.

I like Alabama. Our laws and lawmakers suck, though. Our constitution has like six hundred thirty something amendments.

Triggar
2004-12-02, 03:08 PM
:lol:

It isn't like the guy is related to you or anything.

The only reason I would ever live in Alabama willingly is because of the song "Sweet Home Alabama."

I'm not joking :p

Sputty
2004-12-02, 03:08 PM
Alright let's get off the Political-ness :)

This thread needs moar gold-pooping homosexual dragons
fixed
noob.... :mad:
IT'S A GAY DRAGON

Triggar
2004-12-02, 03:08 PM
YOU ARE

Sabinius
2004-12-02, 03:18 PM
fucking conservatives
what the hell is wrong with these people?
why do they see it as so incredibly wrong
just because the bible "Says so"

Triggar
2004-12-02, 03:26 PM
The Bible says a lot of things that aren't supposed to be followed literally.

People are crazy.

Not the religion's fault.

OfaLoaf
2004-12-02, 03:29 PM
fucking conservatives
what the hell is wrong with these people?
why do they see it as so incredibly wrong
just because the bible "Says so"
Shh, drop that now, before someone gets inflamed and this goes down into Political debate.

Triggar
2004-12-02, 03:32 PM
Oh gnoes they're going after MATH NOW TOO!!! (http://www.thebentinel.com/041201-alternative-value-for-pi.html)

This is satire.

S A T I R E.

Please don't tweak.

OfaLoaf
2004-12-02, 03:40 PM
:rofl:


That site rocks, Triggar.

Squeeky
2004-12-03, 12:22 AM
$5 says Strygun is spearheading the effort under a pseudonym :lol:

Baneblade
2004-12-03, 12:44 AM
It IS the religion's fault.

89.78% +- 89% of world problems are resultant from one religion or another.

MrVicchio
2004-12-03, 01:09 AM
This guys a dunce.

Didn't the utter FLOP of Alexander tell him something? The "gay culture" isn't NEARLY as popular as some would want it to be. Let them write the novels, its a small market and itsn't going anywhere fast.

What a moron, this just makes himm out to be an ass, and brings attention to something the public as a whole is largely ignoring.

TheN00b
2004-12-03, 09:23 AM
This guys a dunce.

Didn't the utter FLOP of Alexander tell him something? The "gay culture" isn't NEARLY as popular as some would want it to be. Let them write the novels, its a small market and itsn't going anywhere fast.

What a moron, this just makes himm out to be an ass, and brings attention to something the public as a whole is largely ignoring.

Umm, Vic. I don't think the bisexuality depicted in Alexander had much to do with it failing in the box offices; more that it was just a shitty movie in almost every way.

ObnoxiousFrog
2004-12-03, 12:39 PM
This guys a dunce.

Didn't the utter FLOP of Alexander tell him something? The "gay culture" isn't NEARLY as popular as some would want it to be. Let them write the novels, its a small market and itsn't going anywhere fast.

What a moron, this just makes himm out to be an ass, and brings attention to something the public as a whole is largely ignoring.

I just shot myself in the head. My brains are on the wall and they are speaking to me, telling me that you suck.