[Video] Russian entertainers give me a wicked case of the willies

[Squeeky]

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I cant stop laughing :lol: :rofl:

[Ivan]

OMG NO!!! I closed the video and it's still playing... IN MY HEAD!

MAKE IT STOP!

[2Seksy4MyModem]

dubyateef

[Triggar]

Granted I'm not all that familiar with the Russian language, but it sounded like they were speaking German.

Oh, and thanks. That song is embedded into my brain.

[Ivan]

Granted I'm not all that familiar with the Russian language, but it sounded like they were speaking German.

Oh, and thanks. That song is embedded into my brain.
Blunt force trauma to the head fixed that for me. :lol: :D

[Corrosion]

Gah. No sound card at school for teh lose.

[OfaLoaf]

Ahahahahaha! Hey!



IT WON'T STOP! AHHHHHHHHH!

[starbum]

AUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK! FUCK! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! DAMNIT! DAMNIT!

And my god - they have huge teeth

[Ivan]

AUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK! FUCK! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! DAMNIT! DAMNIT!

And my god - they have huge teeth
So the motha land can bite you more easily. :D

[DaShiznit]

Personally, I like it. /me begins drooling and gets that "far away" look in his eyes. I'm dead serious. Those guys are the shit.

[starbum]

Its the new yatta.

[Squeeky]

Triggar, you umm, have a voicemail :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Corrosion]

They're singing in German.

Moscow is pronounced Moskva in Russian, not Moskau.

[Smaug]

They're singing in German.

Moscow is pronounced Moskva in Russian, not Moskau.

I also saw "Munchen" flash on the screen, which is german for Munich.

[MattxMosh]

What in holy hell was that?

[Triggar]

Triggar, you umm, have a voicemail :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:lol:

Best. Voicemail. Evar.

If you'd read the other thread, you'd see that I was at work for 5 hours tonight. I work in retail, so that means 5 hours of Christmas music. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I always come home with "Winter Wonderland" stuck in my head and it doesn't go away until I go back to work and get another crap song stuck in my head.

Coming home from work and hearing "Moskau! Moskau!" was the funniest thing ever and was like Tilex on the crappy Christmas music stuck in my head, ass :rofl:

[xmodum]

http://img115.exs.cx/img115/7475/3russians0va.gif

Guy in the blue looks like he hates his job. Guy in the green looks like he would rape you.

And by the way. Thanks for killing my jiggawatts you ass.

[Squeeky]

:lol:

Best. Voicemail. Evar.



Retail? Wtf? I'm too lazy. What are you doing now?

Glad you liked the Voicemail :love:

[DaShiznit]

I SO need to prank call my friends with this.

[Strygun]

Granted I'm not all that familiar with the Russian language, but it sounded like they were speaking German.


You would be correct.

Moskau is a German city if I remember correctly. Also, the russian language doesn't sound as gutteral (sp?) as the German language does, and as that song does.

[Squeeky]

You would be correct.

Moscau is a German city if I remember correctly. Also, the russian language doesn't sound as gutteral (sp?) as the German language does, and as that song does.
They're singing in German.

Moscow is pronounced Moskva in Russian, not Moskau.

YOU R SO ON TOP OF THINGS, U R TEH CHAMPION

And now, for my optical illusion!

*poof*

[DaShiznit]

Ran a translation of the lyrics:


Moscow strangely and mysteriously towers out of red gold coldly like the ice Moscow yet who you that really
knows knows, a fire burns in you so be named

Kosaken hey hey hey you lift are the glasses of hey of hey Natascha ha ha ha pretty ha ha Towarisch hey hey
hey on the life hey hey on your welfare brother hey brother ho hey hey hey hey

Moscow, Moscow Wirf the glasses at the wall Russia a pretty country Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow is is
is tastes are kiss come dance collapses your soul there so largely at night the devil Ha ha ha ha ha loose,
hey Moscow, Moscow dear like caviar girl to that there Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow we on the table
until the table Ha ha haha

Moscow gate to the past tSpiegel of the czar time red as well as the blood Moscow who your soul knows knows
that, the love burns be named like the glow

Kosaken hey hey hey you lift are the glasses of hey of hey Natascha ha ha ha pretty ha ha Towarisch hey hey
hey on the dear hey hey on your welfare girl hey girl ho hey hey hey hey

Moscow, Moscow Wirf the glasses at the wall Russia a pretty country Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow is is
is your soul there so largely at night the devil Ha ha ha ha ha loose, hey Moscow Lala lala lala la, lala lala
lala la Ho ho ho ho ho, hey MoskauLala lala lala la, lala lala lala la Ha ha ha ha ha oh, oh oh oh ohoh oh oh
oh, oh oh oh Moscow, Moscow

One drinks Moscow, Moscow Wodka pure and coldly that makes hundred years old Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow,
Moscow V�terchen your glass is empty yet in the cellar is yet more Ha ha ha ha ha

Kosaken hey hey hey you lift are is is is the glasses of hey of hey Natascha ha ha ha pretty ha ha Towarisch
hey hey hey on the dear hey hey on your welfare brother hey brother ho hey hey hey hey Moscow, Moscow Wirf the
glasses at the wall Russia a pretty country Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow your soul there so largely at
night the devil Ha looseha ha ha ha, hey Moscow, Moscow dear tastes like caviar girl are to that come there Ho
ho ho ho ho Moscow, Moscow kiss we dance on the table until the table collapses Ha ha ha ha ha

[starbum]

Retail? Wtf? I'm too lazy. What are you doing now?

Glad you liked the Voicemail :love:

Allah Akbar! :D

[Mag]

Damn, they're A DANCE SENSATION.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Damn, they're A DANCE SENSATION.

They're Dschinghis Khan! THEY ARE THE LYRICAL REVOLUTION!

[Mag]

IT'S AS IF LENIN HIMSELF MADE A MUSICAL INTERPRETATION OF THE RUSSIAN REVOLUTION!

dot.

[OfaLoaf]

Hmmm... Can somebody say 1970's?

http://www.menet.umn.edu/~gladkov/music/dschinghis_khan.htm

[JetRaiden]

The guy in the green silk is Rasputin, I swear.

[starbum]

Hmmm... Can somebody say 1970's?

http://www.menet.umn.edu/~gladkov/music/dschinghis_khan.htm

Oh. My. God.

[AztecWarrior]

Wow...this was insane.

[Infernus]

:rofl: HAHAHAHAHA


its strangely amusing


:rofl: :rofl:

also: the woman in red is scary...

[martyr]

psu may never be the same again.

[oddfish]

psu may never be the same again.
wha?
wait.. WAIT! WAIIIT!

MOSCOW! Blah blah blah blah Hey hey hey!
MOSCOW MOSCOW!
:dance: :dance: :dance:
weeeeeeeeeee!!
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[GeneralRazor]

^^^wallow in the flowers^^^

[Infernus]

^^^wallow in the flowers^^^

*ALARM* *ALARM*

Get out now, before you pervert another thread...

[Triggar]

I declare Moskau December's Picard :lol:

[xmodum]

General, I dont know what it is with your fasinasion with oddfish, you try to insult him in every thread, and his signature. Wtf is up with you? Grow the fuck up. And now, for more MOSKUA!

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[Mag]

MOSKAU, MOSKAU DAUH ALKH VUNDERVALL.

.dot.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Moustache rides!

[martyr]

for the record:

[19:35:33] <PSU-martyr> the best part is it's a bunch of germans singing about russians

19:36:38] <PSU-martyr> he's got a mongolian beard, he's german, he's dressed like a vulcan santa claus, and dancing like a russian
[19:37:24] <PSU-martyr> and he has DR No and a star destroyer commander for backup singers

[martyr]

moskau in flash!

http://www.snabbstart.com/flash_visa.asp?download=342

(with german subtitles and commentary)


extended info:
dates this to 1979.

http://www.menet.umn.edu/~gladkov/music/dschinghis_khan.htm

[Rbstr]

hey i can acctulay understand some of that, must have been some kind of west german anti-soviet kind of thing.

hmm i'm going to have to dig up a song for you guys, w/ video. If you want to try and find it's "Ich wer so gerne Millionare" by Die Princesen (probably bad speeling on my part)

EDIT: arg i found it before, did it drop of the face of teh intar-web?

[JetRaiden]

I declare Moskau December's Picard :lol:

:lol: agreed.

[Derfud]

I got the part where they said they loved caviar. Then they said "Russland ist ein sch�nes land", meaning russia is a beatufil country. So it doesnt sound very anti-soviet to me.

[AztecWarrior]

I have been divinely inspired.

At PSU:MB, this MUST be done. Karaoke, group dancing, whatever, it MUST be recreated.

[Squeeky]

:lol:

Triggar should wake everyone up in our suite by blasting that song. THAT WOULD FUXTING PWN!

No more Cartman voice. :mad:

[AztecWarrior]

Upon further analysis, if we are to do this, we will need:

-Two female dancers (Triggar/jenny)
-Three males, as seen in the solo (Keanu Reeves the Star Destroyer Commander, Col. Kurtz in blue suit, and barbarian in green suit)
-Lead male (must be relatively athletic and/or flexible).

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Upon further analysis, if we are to do this, we will need:

-Two female dancers (Triggar/jenny)
-Three males, as seen in the solo (Keanu Reeves the Star Destroyer Commander, Col. Kurtz in blue suit, and barbarian in green suit)
-Lead male (must be relatively athletic and/or flexible).

Starbum in the lead.

marsman as the guy in green

Squeeky as the guy in Black

If the guy who played Kojak isn't dead we could probably get him to cover for the guy in blue.

[ViperGTS]

Omg I want to be on hit cocktail.

[AztecWarrior]

Squeeky as the guy in Black

If the guy who played Kojak isn't dead we could probably get him to cover for the guy in blue.
-The guy in black needs long hair, i.e. Cobain/Jesus style.
-I can be the guy in blue, though I won't be bald.

[Mag]

I'll be the guy in black.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I'll be the guy in black.


You lack proper "viking plunderer" face. If we got Squeeky a wig he would fit to a T.

[AztecWarrior]

Where do I get the MP3?

[AztecWarrior]

http://planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27892

Moskau sig contest.

[JetRaiden]

oh my.

this is erupting into quite a fad.

soon there will be moskau t-shirts, napkins, beanie babies, and china dishsets.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

http://img25.exs.cx/img25/4320/moskausig0po.jpg

[Setari]

By Our Powers Combined, I Am Captain Commie!

[Kyonye]

Omg I Love It

[Triggar]

I hereby declare Friday July 18th as "Moskau Night" of PSU:MB

[Strygun]

someone please save me from the 'repeat' function in winamp.

[DaShiznit]

Mah BRAINS! It's taken over mah brains!

I hope this doesn't die. I love it too much. May it be known that should it die, I will lead the Moskau ressurection.

[JetRaiden]

Mah BRAINS! It's taken over mah brains!

I hope this doesn't die. I love it too much. May it be known that should it die, I will lead the Moskau ressurection.

No you won't. There's people here who would practically masturbate to Moskau. I'm sure some of them care for it more then you.

[DaShiznit]

http://www.markushottgenroth.de/Spass11.jpg
And teh linkage (http://www.markushottgenroth.de/Fotos_Spass08.html)


BLASPHEMERS!
THEY DO NOT SING THE HOLY SONG!

[Hezzy]

http://img115.exs.cx/img115/7475/3russians0va.gif

[starbum]

http://www.starbum.net/moskau.mp3

Full song.

Leech this file on other sites, feel my wrath.

[ViperGTS]

Hrmmm...wrath...neato....

[OfaLoaf]

http://www.starbum.net/moskau.mp3
:love:

[EarlyDawn]

Love the breakdancing moves.

[ViperGTS]

Moskau
Fremd und geheimnisvoll
T�rme aus rotem Gold
Kalt wie das Eis
Moskau
Doch wer dich wirklich kennt
Der wei�, ein Feuer brennt
In dir so hei�

Kosaken hey hey hey hebt die Gl�ser
hey hey
Natascha ha ha ha du bist sch�n
ha ha
Towarisch hey hey hey auf das Leben
hey hey
Auf Dein Wohl Bruder hey Bruder ho
hey hey hey hey

Moskau, Moskau
Wirf die Gl�ser an die Wand
Russland ist ein sch�nes Land
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
Moskau, Moskau
Deine Seele ist so gro�
Nachts da ist der Teufel los
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey
Moskau, Moskau
Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar
M�dchen sind zum k�ssen da
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
Moskau, Moskau
Komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch
Bis der Tisch zusammenbricht
Ha ha ha ha ha

Moskau
Tor zur Vergangenheit
tSpiegel der Zarenzeit
Rot wie das Blut
Moskau
Wer deine Seele kennt
Der wei�, die Liebe brennt
Hei� wie die Glut

Kosaken hey hey hey hebt die Gl�ser
hey hey
Natascha ha ha ha du bist sch�n
ha ha
Towarisch hey hey hey auf die Liebe
hey hey
Auf Dein Wohl M�dchen hey M�dchen ho
hey hey hey hey

Moskau, Moskau
Wirf die Gl�ser an die Wand
Russland ist ein sch�nes Land
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
Moskau, Moskau
Deine Seele ist so gro�
Nachts da ist der Teufel los
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey
Moskau
Lala lala lala la, lala lala lala la
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
MoskauLala lala lala la, lala lala lala la
Ha ha ha ha ha
Oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Moskau, Moskau

Moskau, Moskau
Wodka trinkt man pur und kalt
Das macht hundert Jahre alt
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
Moskau, Moskau
V�terchen dein Glas ist leer
Doch im Keller ist noch mehr
Ha ha ha ha ha

Kosaken hey hey hey hebt die Gl�ser
hey hey
Natascha ha ha ha du bist sch�n
ha ha Towarisch hey hey hey auf die Liebe
hey hey
Auf Dein Wohl Bruder hey Bruder ho
hey hey hey hey
Moskau, Moskau
Wirf die Gl�ser an die Wand
Russland ist ein sch�nes Land
Ho ho ho ho ho, hey
Moskau, Moskau
Deine Seele ist so gro�
Nachts da ist der Teufel los
Ha ha ha ha ha, hey
Moskau, Moskau
Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar
M�dchen sind zum k�ssen da
Ho ho ho ho ho
Moskau, Moskau
Komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch
Bis der Tisch zusammenbricht
Ha ha ha ha ha

[Triggar]

The best part is, this is actually really helping me to learn German. I don't think my high school German teacher knew what she was talking about and I'd never otherwise know how to pronounce the � sound, so thanks Dschingis Khan for helping me learn to speak German :lol:

[Hezzy]

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[Kyonye]

its like crack, i can't stop watching it!

[Baneblade]

Looks like Austrians singing in German about Ghengis Khan (Mongolian) singing about Moscow....

Hmm...

I thought it sounded pretty good...but how come nobody told them disco is dead?

[TotalBiscuit]

Arrghhh.. my brain!

TB.

[OfaLoaf]

...but how come nobody told them disco is dead?
It wasn't when they did it in the late 70's.

[Rayder]

Indeed, they won the EuroPop for it, too.

[Triggar]

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[Doop]

To the TOP!!


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