View Full Version : Using a laptop equals castration.
FlamingPotato-J
2004-12-11, 01:45 PM
http://www.computerworld.com/mobiletopics/mobile/laptops/story/0,10801,98152,00.html
I guess over clocking the laptop then putting it on the lap is nevar a good idea.
Rbstr
2004-12-11, 02:36 PM
Haha Now i can laugh at jet for having an Uber laptop that's gona make him infertile!
JetRaiden
2004-12-11, 05:18 PM
*takes deep breath*
NOOOOOOOO
does this mean I don't have to use condoms anymore?
OfaLoaf
2004-12-11, 05:28 PM
Haha, our family always keeps the laptop on a small table.
Electrofreak
2004-12-12, 04:04 AM
O_
Wait... did some scientist actually tape a thermometer to some guys balls and then make him work on a laptop for a certain amount of time?
Also... wouldn't this mean that taking long hot showers will kill your sperm too?
\o/ ::throws away his condoms:: :p
AztecWarrior
2004-12-12, 12:02 PM
It's a well known fact that the purpose of the lowering/raising mechanism of the testicles is to keep the sperm at a certain temperature. Raising it too high kills them. Anything that can raise it that high kills them, be it computers, hot irons, etc.
oddfish
2004-12-12, 12:05 PM
It's a well known fact that the purpose of the lowering/raising mechanism of the testicles is to keep the sperm at a certain temperature. Raising it too high kills them. Anything that can raise it that high kills them, be it computers, hot irons, etc.
so if i put a TEA COZY on the ol' jewels then i shouldn't have to use a condom ever AGAIN! WOO!
DaShiznit
2004-12-12, 12:10 PM
WHOHOO! I'm sterile! No kids for Shiznit! Thank God.
Entra
2004-12-13, 03:33 AM
Hehe, sterility must be the "in" thing. ;)
I remember in grade school I'd have classmates who'd tease, "You're drinking Mt. Dew? It has yellow 5 in it!"
ViperGTS
2004-12-13, 07:48 AM
Hahahaa not that bullshit. I won't drink it, but that's becuase it sucks! :D
Sabinius
2004-12-13, 09:32 AM
Just keep ma balls heated to 120 or soemthign everyday,
WALA
I hate sperm
JetRaiden
2004-12-13, 10:06 AM
did they say how long you have to have a laptop in your lap in order for it to significantly effect your sperm count?
also, wouldnt any lost sperm regenerate in about a month anyway?
Sputty
2004-12-13, 11:19 AM
Sterility =! Castration
DaShiznit
2004-12-13, 11:55 AM
did they say how long you have to have a laptop in your lap in order for it to significantly effect your sperm count?
also, wouldnt any lost sperm regenerate in about a month anyway?
Not if the heat fried your testicles.
Hezzy
2004-12-13, 12:23 PM
http://img115.exs.cx/img115/7475/3russians0va.gif
Moskau quota satisfied.
Fragmatic
2004-12-13, 01:29 PM
http://img73.exs.cx/img73/88/6289nw.png
Febnon
2004-12-13, 05:56 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Electrofreak
2004-12-13, 06:00 PM
:rofl:
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