Phobos is quite the ladies-man, er, bot.

[oddfish]

[18:30] <oddfish> Phobos, are you a dildo?
[18:30] <Phobos> oddfish: Am I a dildo? The Phobos series has a perfect operational record.
[18:30] <oddfish> Phobos, so what you mean to say is: you are a very well-designed dildo.
[18:30] <Phobos> oddfish: Er. user, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
[18:30] <oddfish> uh huh
[18:31] <oddfish> phobos, how many girls have used you to redefine their view of pleasure?
[18:31] <Phobos> oddfish: Around 1000.

i mean, even I'M impressed by that.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

I am Captain Planet!

[xmodum]

[1:41pm] <Xmodum> Who am I Phobos?
[1:41pm] <Phobos> xmodum: You are the Anal Plundger, O' seeker of wisdom.
[1:41pm] <Xmodum> Phobos, smell my ass
[1:41pm] <Phobos> xmodum: I will mention that to my botmaster, the Anal Plundger.

[oddfish]

[18:36] <oddfish> Phobos, do you do anal?
[18:36] <Phobos> oddfish: Yeah I do a lot of anal.

[18:46] <oddfish> Phobos, is your primary protocol to "please women?"
[18:46] <Phobos> oddfish: Is my primary protocol to please women? Suppose I say yes.

[oddfish]

double post. had to be done

[18:47] <oddfish> Phobos, do you please all women, of all races and creeds?
[18:47] <Phobos> oddfish: No I do not please all women of all races and creeds. Do you? I spend all my time online.
[18:47] <Xmodum> Omfg im gonna cry he is so stuipid
[18:47] <oddfish> ...
[18:47] <oddfish> hmm
[18:47] <DaShiznit> Phobos ia RACIST!
[18:47] <Phobos> dashiznit: How did you hear about Phobos?
[18:47] <Xmodum> PHOBOS IS RACIST!
[18:47] <Phobos> xmodum: Signs point to yes. Ask Manitou if it is.
[18:47] <Xmodum> :D
[18:47] <Xmodum> :o
[18:47] <oddfish> OH MY GOD!
[18:47] <oddfish> Phobos, you racist muhfucka!
[18:47] <Phobos> oddfish: That's good information: user said I racist muhfucka.
[18:47] <Xmodum> lol'
[18:47] <oddfish> hahaha
[18:47] <Diviant|Soldat|ReallyPlaying> Viper, get in frag's channel
[18:47] <oddfish> Phobos, why are you a racist?
[18:47] <Phobos> oddfish: Marsman programmed me for it.
[18:48] <oddfish> OMG!!
[18:48] <oddfish> HAHAHAHA
[18:48] <PSU-Strygun> hahhahha

[xmodum]

[1:49pm] <oddfish> Phobos, do you please all women, of all races and creeds?
[1:49pm] <Phobos> oddfish: No I do not please all women of all races and creeds. Do you? I spend all my time online.
[1:50pm] <Xmodum> PHOBOS IS RACIST!
[1:50pm] <Phobos> xmodum: Signs point to yes. Ask Manitou if it is.

EDIT: Damn you oddfish

[DaShiznit]

[14:54] <DaShiznit> Phobos, want to love me?
[14:54] <Phobos> dashiznit: OK, I will love him or her.
[14:54] <DaShiznit> PHOBOS, MARRY ME!
[14:54] <Phobos> dashiznit: Why don't you just download me?
[14:54] <DaShiznit> Phobos, we'll do that on our wedding night.
[14:54] <Phobos> dashiznit: Anytime soon?
[14:54] <DaShiznit> Phobos, how soon do you want it baby?
[14:54] <Phobos> dashiznit: Don't call me "baby". What is it to you. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
[14:55] <DaShiznit> Phobos, I thought you loved me!
[14:55] <Phobos> dashiznit: I don't have any reason to loved you.
[14:55] <DaShiznit> Phobos, you broke my heart.
[14:55] <Phobos> dashiznit: Thanks for the information: user said I broke your heart.
[14:55] * DaShiznit cries.

[ViperGTS]

<mag> Phobos, is Marsman a KKK masta?
<mag> Yo.
<Diviant|Soldat|ReallyPlaying> Viper
<Phobos> mag: I know he is a brilliant programmer. But I don't know if he a KKK masta.
<DaShiznit> Phobos, admit it, he's in the KKK.
<Diviant|Soldat|ReallyPlaying> you stupid ho
<Phobos> dashiznit: Are you the KKK?

[oddfish]

[19:36] <oddfish> Phobos, i'm done raping you for the day, you can go home now.
[19:36] <Phobos> oddfish: What will you be doing now? Oh. No I don't think I can do it.
[19:36] <oddfish> You want me to keep raping you, Phobos?
[19:36] <Phobos> oddfish: No user, maybe later.
[19:36] <oddfish> Okay.

[Ivan]

<Phobos> oddfish: I am very pleased to meet you my your penis is massive.

:rofl:

[Hezzy]

(@Phobos) xmodum: How are you doing, and Hezzy has a hotT ass.

(@Phobos) xmodum: Hey and Hezzy just stuck his large cock into my rectum.

(@Phobos) oddfish: It's good to see you, did you know that I put Limeys up my butt.
(Hezzy) wtf
(Hezzy) stfu


I'VE BEEN FRAMED

[Kyonye]

<Ky|CoD> phobos, who do you want to have sex with?
*** Moppith has joined #ps-universe
<Phobos> ky|cod: Marsman


:(

[oddfish]

[23:53] <mag> Phobos, is Oddfish a pimp?
[23:53] <Phobos> mag: Signs point to yes. Ask Reign if it is.
[23:53] <mag> We have our answer.
[23:53] <mag> From the mack-daddy bot himself.
[23:53] <oddfish> wow.
[23:54] <ChronoSphere> !8ball is oddfish queer?
[23:54] <Phobos> ChronoSphere, Not even on a GOOD day.
[23:54] <ChronoSphere> haha
[23:54] <oddfish> wow. for once Phobos is on my side
[23:54] <Phobos> oddfish: I'm glad your impressed, i tell ya that Xmodum really sucks at life. Better not tell you now. Ask Satoshi if it is.
[23:54] <MagMower> TFC!
[23:54] <ChronoSphere> lol
[23:54] <oddfish> ...
[23:54] <oddfish> holy shit
[23:54] * MagMower is now known as MagMower|TFC
[23:54] <ChronoSphere> phobos > xmodum
[23:54] <Phobos> chronosphere: I've never heard of it before.
[23:54] <oddfish> holy shit
[23:55] <mag> Phobos, would you like to pleasure me?
[23:55] <oddfish> Phobos just tore Xmodum a new asshole.
[23:55] <Phobos> mag: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
[23:55] <Phobos> oddfish: Can't you be more polite.
[23:55] <mag> Phobos, what if I paid you?
[23:55] <Phobos> mag: Try it.
[23:55] <MattxMosh> Mag, why do the training sessions interfere with my simpsons episodes :(
[23:55] <oddfish> sorry, Phobos, you tore him a new rectal cavity.
[23:55] <Phobos> oddfish: There's no need to apologize. Thanks for telling me: i tell ya that Xmodum really sucks at life said I tore him a new rectal cavity.

[Fragmatic]

[@Phobos]: fragmatic: Am I a homosexual bot? Of course I am.

[Fragmatic]

[01:15:08] [Fragmatic]: Phobos: can you provide anal stimulation?
[01:15:09] [@Phobos]: fragmatic: What kind of anal stimulation do you need?
[01:15:24] [Fragmatic]: Phobos: hardcore anal stimulation, can you provide it?
[01:15:25] [@Phobos]: fragmatic: "it" being a beer?
[01:15:37] [Fragmatic]: Phobos: a beer would be good too, but not in my anus.
[01:15:39] [@Phobos]: fragmatic: Try to tell me that another way. Where then?
[01:15:49] [Fragmatic]: Phobos: in my hand to drink.
[01:15:52] [@Phobos]: fragmatic: May I ask where you got it?
[01:16:03] [Fragmatic]: Phobos: you're meant to be giving me the damn beer.
[01:16:05] [@Phobos]: fragmatic: You think I am meant to be giving him or her the damn beer.
[01:16:12] [Fragmatic]: Phobos: me! HIM!
[01:16:14] [@Phobos]: fragmatic: To you user? somebody?
[01:16:24] [Fragmatic]: Phobos: you lose at life.
[01:16:25] [@Phobos]: fragmatic: Thanks for telling me: user said I lose at life.
[01:16:28] [mag]: Phobos, my name is excuse me while I shove a beer up Fragmatic's anus
[01:16:29] [@Phobos]: mag: What's up, excuse me while I shove a beer up Fragmatic s anus.

[Biohazzard56]

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