[Dating] Help me...help you?

[NightWalker XI]

Y hellow thar...

erm yeah so I have this super uber hot girl from heaven who is extremely pretty and I really really like her, not just sex wise either, I really woulod like a relationship with her.

Anywho I know she likes me too but she doesn't know me that well yet.

So here is the thing, I have been no many dates before naturally but I need you guys to help me by helping me come up with an uber first date to win her over.

help me, help you!? :love:

[Pilgrim]

Show her your penis within the first 5 minutes. If she stays you win, if she goes it wasn't meant to be.

[Wraithlord]

Show her your penis within the first 5 minutes. If she stays you win, if she goes it wasn't meant to be.

DAMNIT PILGRIM, thats the first thing that came into my mind,

"SHOW HER YOUR PENIS"

thats exactly what I was going to say, and I still stand by it, show her your peen

[Triggar]

If it's a first date, I'd recommend going for coffee or something. Make it earlier in the evening, 7pm-ish. Coffee is better than going to dinner because with dinner, you have a big block of time that you HAVE to fill with conversation. What if she turns out to be really, really boring? That's at least an hour of boredom and awkwardness.

So take her out for coffee. If the conversation is so wonderful and great, take her home and ask her out on another date. After an hour or so of being in the coffee place, say, "Bah, we should get going, I have a really big day tomorrow."

Good luck :)

[Fragmatic]

You should say "Is it that cold or are you smuggling tic tacs?"

[Sabinius]

oh dont worry, the ladies know how to play their crap

[MattxMosh]

Beer and GHB.

Enough said.

[firecrackerNC]

Mcdonalds value menu and sitting in the car so not to have to pay tax by sitting inside is the way to go.

[Pilgrim]

Punch yourself in the nuts 10 times... really hard.

Saves you $70

Repeat everytime a stupid idea like Dating enters your brain

[Triggar]

What is with you and either flashing the ween0r or punching yourself in the nuts? :lol:

I watched about 10 seconds of Viva La Bam last night and some guy punched himself in the nuts. It was hilarious, yes, but not ideal for a first date.

[Rayder]

Do something you both like to do, simple as that.

[I Hate Pants]

Did you get the "help me... help you" line from the Ludacris music video?

[Kyonye]

a movie may be overdone but a good first date. you don't have to talk too much since you will probably be watching the movie (or not)...then afterwards you can be able to hang out with her a little bit and get to know her for real....or you can show her your peepee!

[starbum]

Seriously, just be yourself. Coffee shops are a good thing to try out, its fairly casual and easy to back out of. Don't do something 'fun' that will take her mind off you. ie, bowling is a good 3rd or 4th date, but not a first date. If she's concentrating on the bowling ball... her mind wont be on your balls. The goal of the first date is to get to know her better and have her get to know you. Do something fairly casual that encourages conversation. Just ask yourself: "What does she like to do?" "What do I like to do?" "What is my goal for the end of the night?" "How can I accomplish this goal". Answer those questions and you'll be on the fast track to a great date. Have a clear goal in mind and work for it, but dont aim too high. Casually work it up until you can DHITB.


Be a little more confident in yourself and your ability to grab a girl, nightwalker! Being independant in dating decisions is the BEST thing to do in order to master dating. I personally love to master date. :brow:


If that isnt good advise... show her your peen0r.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Dead girls can't say "no".

[Ivan]

Wow! No one has said, DHITB yet!

Well that's my suggestion.

EDIT: Damn you Starbum! I had to walk away from the computer to do some real work. I started to write this post before you did though! :p

[starbum]

Wow! No one has said, DHITB yet!

Well that's my suggestion.

EDIT: Damn you Starbum! I had to walk away from the computer to do some real work. I started to write this post before you did though! :p

:groovy:

[Ivan]

Dead girls can't say "no".
You know what I always say, "Necrophilia isn�t rape, it�s recycling." ;)

[JetRaiden]

Find out what she wants in the relationship. Unless shes "sex sex sex" then you should be good.

The problem with that kind of relationship is if you dont have alot of common ground, you're kinda fucked. And I know this doesn't really appy, but just be yourself. If youre going for a nonsexual relationshpi thats kind of a give in though.

I agree with triggar, coffee is good. Its casual, you can talk to eachother, and theres not alot of risks to take.

also, pics of the girl.