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AztecWarrior
2004-12-14, 11:56 PM
OMG Google owns KeyHole! They know where we live now!

(KeyHole being a NASA sattelite map that can zoom in to see even people.)

AND

http://planetside-universe.com/forums/showthread.php?t=27937

Have led me to believe that Google is either Skynet or some part of the New World Order which will destroy us all unless we act now.

Join the resistance. Set your homepage to Yahoo.

FlamingPotato-J
2004-12-15, 12:04 AM
My home page is my clans forums, noe EITHER search engine.

We need to make a sig, that states our purpose to the world. (or people who read sigs)

martyr
2004-12-15, 01:22 AM
yahoo? hell, set it to microsoft. if you want something that has a chance of standing up to google, ms is pretty much our only remaining entity

Jaged
2004-12-15, 01:53 AM
NEVER!! I shall remain loyal to the the master and enslaver of the human race.

Mag
2004-12-15, 02:41 AM
Yahoo is powered by google.

NightWalker XI
2004-12-15, 02:44 AM
Yahoo is powered by google.

QFT.

Mango
2004-12-15, 07:15 AM
The Apocolypse will be powered by Google

Sputty
2004-12-15, 07:17 AM
Kittens are powered by fuzz, making them invincible killing machines.
Nothing can threaten thier dominance of the planet.

JetRaiden
2004-12-15, 11:37 AM
I have a feeling the apocalypse will come from a clash between software companies.

Mag
2004-12-15, 11:40 AM
I have a feeling YOU came from a clash between software companies.

wtfpwned.

JetRaiden
2004-12-15, 11:42 AM
I have a feeling YOU came from a clash between software companies.

wtfpwned.

My father is IBM and my mother is Sun Microsystems. That deadbeat bastard never pays his child support.

Hamma
2004-12-15, 11:43 AM
I have joined the google order.

Hezzy
2004-12-15, 11:44 AM
GOOGLE 4 LYFE CRACKAZ

yarr

ZeusCali
2004-12-15, 01:19 PM
i object!!
and for 2 reasons.
One Google invests in alot of seemingly good semeritan projects such as the new Project between Google and Harvard "project ocean". They are going to digitize the harvard library for public use. Not just book names but... The whole book!
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=4604388&Mytoken=20041215101658
them posted here. So here we go:

Battelle's scoop on Google's University library project
John Battelle has the scoop on Google's "Project Ocean." From an email he received:
"Harvard University is embarking on a collaboration with Google that could harness Google's search technology to provide to both the Harvard community and the larger public a revolutionary new information location tool to find materials available in libraries. In the coming months, Google will collaborate with Harvard's libraries on a pilot project to digitize a substantial number of the 15 million volumes held in the University's extensive library system. Google will provide online access to the full text of those works that are in the public domain. In related agreements, Google will launch similar projects with Oxford, Stanford, the University of Michigan, and the New York Public Library."

for more see the links at the blog(which is insidentally my blog :P lol)

and SECONDALICTALLY! the US covernment is going to launch robot soldiers and paramedics into IRAQ.
Well, it had to happen sometime. The military has announced plans to deploy robots to fight in the war in Iraq. By March or April 2005, 18 Talon units (robots usually used to defuse bombs) will roll into action in the Mesopotamian hot spot. Armed with a camera and one of three different kinds of gun, the Talon will be slog into battle, controlled by a safely remote soldier. Another machine, the Robotic Extraction Vehicle (REV), can go into battles to rescue fallen humans. Meanwhile, iRobot, maker of the Roomba, is developing a six-wheeled jeep called the M-Gator that can be remote-controlled or driven by a soldier.
from my blog aswell.

DaShiznit
2004-12-15, 03:49 PM
i object!!
and for 2 reasons.
One Google invests in alot of seemingly good semeritan projects such as the new Project between Google and Harvard "project ocean". They are going to digitize the harvard library for public use. Not just book names but... The whole book!
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=4604388&Mytoken=20041215101658

for more see the links at the blog(which is insidentally my blog :P lol)

and SECONDALICTALLY! the US covernment is going to launch robot soldiers and paramedics into IRAQ.

from my blog aswell.
That's like saying it's good for Microsoft to buy up the competition.

Fehronozova
2004-12-15, 03:54 PM
I'm joining Microsoft in the apocalypse war.

starbum
2004-12-15, 05:26 PM
Ooooooohmmmm....Google... Google is the beginning, the present, and the future. Google is law.

AWOL Joe
2004-12-15, 07:59 PM
Wow, now I don't feel so bad on using AOhelL...

Firefly
2004-12-15, 08:07 PM
Keyhole is not a NASA satellite. It's property of the National Security Agency, aka NSA. Minus one "A".

By the way - if you think that's bad, then you're mildly retarded or cluelessly sheltered.

There's a program (as in, project... not some .exe file) that monitors everything ever said on the internet. It filters garbage and non-important stuff and it searches for keywords used in any capacity. So, boards like Democratic Underground and PSU's PolyDebate forum are obvious targets. We're talking IMs, internet searches, private messages, emails, etc. Anything using a trigger word will be picked up.

I'm not making this up - I once sat in on a demonstration, one guy in my platoon at Fort Meade was an operator for their filter machines.

Diviant
2004-12-15, 08:14 PM
Government, President, Bomb, Taliban, Hijacking, Terrorist, Spagetti, Congress, White House, NSA.....brb, doorbell.....

Rbstr
2004-12-15, 08:36 PM
carrnivore it's called iirc. my ass is so taged.

oh yeah... has anyone seen my tinfoil hat lying around recently? GSF issued them to us to mock the conspiracy therorists that were right and just couldn't get the message out as we take over the world, they make very stylish combat helmets too, if i may say so myself.

Biohazzard56
2004-12-15, 08:38 PM
Aztec would make a great Dr. Breen. Talk to him on Teamspeak if you want to know what I mean.

Ivan
2004-12-16, 12:40 AM
For those of you wondering about carnivore...

http://computer.howstuffworks.com/carnivore1.htm

Dizik
2004-12-16, 05:04 PM
Keyhole is not a NASA satellite. It's property of the National Security Agency, aka NSA. Minus one "A".

By the way - if you think that's bad, then you're mildly retarded or cluelessly sheltered.

There's a program (as in, project... not some .exe file) that monitors everything ever said on the internet. It filters garbage and non-important stuff and it searches for keywords used in any capacity. So, boards like Democratic Underground and PSU's PolyDebate forum are obvious targets. We're talking IMs, internet searches, private messages, emails, etc. Anything using a trigger word will be picked up.

I'm not making this up - I once sat in on a demonstration, one guy in my platoon at Fort Meade was an operator for their filter machines.
Are you by any chance talking about "Echelon" ?
Google Results on Echelon (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22echelon%22&btnG=Google+Search).

Firefly
2004-12-16, 07:35 PM
Are you by any chance talking about "Echelon" ?
Yeah. Not Carnivore. That's cheap second-rate stuff that doesn't even do the same thing.

internetn
2004-12-16, 07:55 PM
MUWAHAHAHA, GOOGLE RULEZ ALL!!! BAWHAHAHAAhAHA

JetRaiden
2004-12-16, 08:11 PM
Government, President, Bomb, Taliban, Hijacking, Terrorist, Spagetti, Congress, White House, NSA.....brb, doorbell.....

who the fuck says "brb" in a goddamn post?

oddfish
2004-12-16, 10:07 PM
well, i'll be honest, i'm a frontrunner when it comes to apocalypses... soooo, i'm gonna go ahead and join up :google:

Bighoss
2004-12-16, 10:09 PM
Google is monitoring your interests so they can determine what kind of combat cyborg they will mutilate your corpse and brain into.

OfaLoaf
2004-12-16, 10:16 PM
Microsoft. I betcha they'll try to buy up Google, merging into a beast so evil... so powerful only 1 group could stand up to them- THE SUPER 1337 FRIENDS

Composed of Dschingis Khan, Jean-Luc Picard, a fuzzy Kitten, The Tick, Worf, and a man with a silly hat.

oddfish
2004-12-16, 10:39 PM
TEAM AWESOME! UNITE!

Bighoss
2004-12-16, 11:14 PM
weirdly enough a friend of mine just sent me this
http://epic.chalksidewalk.com/