Im Fucked!!!!!!!!

[I Hate Pants]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I still have to start my christmas shopping but they're is 25cm of snow outside on the ground!!!! And tommorow is Christmas Eve!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!

Dammit!!! I hate shopping!!!!! I'll just end up going to best buy and staring at everything I want.

[Hezzy]

I'm going to confiscate your exclaimation mark button.

[MrPaul]

Hate to say it, but:
It's your own fault.

[I Hate Pants]

Hate to say it, but:
It's your own fault.
I KNOW THAT! FUCK!!!!!!

I used to like shopping, but nowadays I hate it!

OMG!!!! It's gonna be hell finding a spot to park and everyone in the mall is gonna piss me off some way or another.

[starbum]

Wait, you used to like shopping?


Giiiiiiiiiirl.

[Incompetent]

Shopping online > *

Wait, you used to like shopping?


Giiiiiiiiiirl.
Depends what your shopping for...

[Hezzy]

Indeed

I KNOW THAT! FUCK!!!!!!

I used to like shopping, but nowadays I hate it!

OMG!!!! It's gonna be hell finding a spot to park and everyone in the mall is gonna piss me off some way or another.

That's it. Confiscated.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Chk Chk Chk

[Rbstr]

haha, you f-ed yourself in da but

[Rayder]

Silly fool, get everyone a scarf and some chocolate money.

[mechaman]

just give everyone a $20 bill and problem solved.

[MattxMosh]

Fake mental illness.

Give people random pieces of garbage wrapped in newspaper.

[OfaLoaf]

Usually I just help my parents pay for each other's gifts. That always works.

[Infernus]

Fake mental illness.

Give people random pieces of garbage wrapped in newspaper.

:lol: :lol:

Could work

[Corrosion]

I'm about to go to See's and buy some chocolate as a present.

We don't have snow here, but we do have 30 MPH winds.

[Triggar]

Amazon.com gift certificates for all!

[Fragmatic]

I did christmas shopping today, and didn't know what to buy people :(

I suck at gift shopping then people get pissed off with me. :(

[Kyonye]

I KNOW THAT! FUCK!!!!!!

I used to like shopping, but nowadays I hate it!

OMG!!!! It's gonna be hell finding a spot to park and everyone in the mall is gonna piss me off some way or another.


i feel you on that, except for the fact that i've always hated shopping and everyone at the mall always pisses me off

[Ivan]

Fake mental illness.

Give people random pieces of garbage wrapped in newspaper.
In order to fake mental illness better I think I'd wrap everything in the skin of a new born child.

[Indecisive]

I have to buy one present tommrow (today?) Luckily, there is no white christmas in Tampa.

[Baneblade]

Buy yourself a vacation from all the ppl who expect you to spend money on them so much that you are actually stressing about it.

[JetRaiden]

just buy them all a little dimebag of weed. that'll make everyone happy.

[Derfud]

I dont buy presents for other people. Why, you may ask yourself. Because I am just a Jehova's witness, and I dont like spending my accumulated wealth on presents for other people. That and I'm a fucking Scrooge, and not really a Jehova's Witness.

[Electrofreak]

Eh, I'm fucked too. I have to get up and go see "Polar Express" in 3D at the IMAX in 6 hours (so I'll prolly fall asleep in the theatre) and then rush around finding gifts for various people. Its practically yearly tradition for me to go shopping on christmas eve.

[Sabinius]

dude, thats AWESOME in new jersey, it never snows, too much
pollution/fat person heat.
Just groundhog your way to the store

[Infernus]

Yet right across the river we had a blizzard last year...

[Spee]

Give everyone bricks for christmas.


Thats what I did. And Im not kidding.

[Giovanni]

Since I dumped my girlfriend I have nothing to buy! So I'm happy as hell.

[JetRaiden]

Since I dumped my girlfriend I have nothing to buy! So I'm happy as hell.

:lol: :nod:


I somehow manage to time my breakups right around christmas. it works out rather nicely every year. I've never bought a girlfriend anything for christmas in my life. In fact, the only 2 people I actually buy presents for are my brother and dad. All my friends I just give away some leftover weed, and it seems to make them happy.

[Mag]

Buy them all flamethrowers. Everyone loves over-zealous destruction.

[I Hate Pants]

well incase your all wondering I managed to get it all done before Christmas in two says. All the snow actually helped. It made finding a parking spot easier and the stores weren't as busy as they usually are on Christmas eve. Still fairly busy though.

So as the flaming *** on the pop tart commercial would say:

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!