My new job!

[Squeeky]

I got a new job! No more pizza. I quit my job at Two Brothers From Italy. I had the job for 2 weeks, it sucked so I quit and applyed at Albertsons. Got hired, and had my first day today, busiest day of the year. 9 hour shift, and I was done. Phew!

Doug (Warbux) and Andrew (Harps) work at Albertsons, and also post here as many of you know.

My first day was today, the most busiest day of the year (aside from probably Thanksgiving). I worked a 9 hour shift with no training :lol:.

http://vilkata.com/Squeeky/work_uniform1.jpg

Big pimp :brow:

http://vilkata.com/Squeeky/work_nametag.jpg

Doug and I got bored :lol:

Time to kick back and listen to The Postal Service and Death Cab For Cutie.

[Setari]

GROCERY STORE!!! so what do you do

[Squeeky]

GROCERY STORE!!! so what do you do

Courtesy Clerk :cool:

I.E. Bagger

[JetRaiden]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Dude, if I was an old lady, Id sooo let you bag my groceries.

[Setari]

i would too. if i lived in california and shopped at an albertson's id totally only go to the line with you as the bagger.

[MrVicchio]

At least you have a job. Work hard and maybe you can move up to something really fun :)


Do you get a pay check or do you work purely for tips? I dunno I always shop at the Commassary, and the baggers work purely for tips. Standard is 2-5 bucks a load.

[I Hate Pants]

Great job Squeeky!

I got fired from Krispy Kreme. But I went back to my local grocery store (previously cashier there) and got a job there working in the photo lab department. SCHWING!

But now I hate it because it's beyond stressfull. 1 hours a bitch. Especially when a guy comes and throws down 12 rolls of film for you to do and gives you shit for not having them done in an hour.

[Jennyboo]

:lol: congrats

[Hamma]

Sexy :brow:

[Derfud]

Good to ya. I was on my fourth day at Staples doing a 9 to 5 shift yesterday. You wouldnt beleive the kind of crap people try to find there.

[MattxMosh]

Squeeky, word of advice.

Get out of there as soon as possible.

[Fragmatic]

Paper or plastic?

[Ivan]

http://www.ufcw.org/images/bagger.jpg

:love:

[FlamingPotato-J]

Squeeky, start messing with people. Direct them to the wrong place, and wear the wrong name on your nametag. Be a rebel.

[Squeeky]

Paper or plastic?

We dont have to ask, but there are some people who come in expecting you to do double paper, double plastic, on $300 worth of food. Oh lord :rolleyes:

Squeeky, word of advice.

Get out of there as soon as possible.

:lol:

Everyone keeps telling me that. Doug is right, all the courtesy clerks are fucking whiny. This job is cake compared to my other ones. Just much longer hours i'll have to adjust to.

At least you have a job. Work hard and maybe you can move up to something really fun :)


Do you get a pay check or do you work purely for tips? I dunno I always shop at the Commassary, and the baggers work purely for tips. Standard is 2-5 bucks a load.

That's nuts :lol:

I get a check every Thursday, and i'm working at 6.75 /hr. Not allowed to accept tips, although I dont think anyone will offer. I also get benefits out of the hezee (union, woot). I cant move up to anything fun like DOug and Andrew, Doug is the LIquor Manager (free booze) and Andrew works in the Meat Department (free smoked bacon, ribs, steaks).

Squeeky, start messing with people. Direct them to the wrong place, and wear the wrong name on your nametag. Be a rebel.

I wanna keep my job :(

[MattxMosh]

Everyone keeps telling me that. Doug is right, all the courtesy clerks are fucking whiny. This job is cake compared to my other ones. Just much longer hours i'll have to adjust to.

I have been working at a Supermarket for a while now, its a horrible nightmare.

But at least I'm not a bag boy. :D

[Infernus]

Squeeky, word of advice.

Get out of there as soon as possible.

Before they have you raping dead chickens. :p


Anyway... great job squeeky. I'd let you bag my groceries anyday... JUST DONT BREAK MY FUCKING EGGS.

[Kyonye]

i can really only work a labor job....i have problems with standing in the same spot doing the same exact thing over and over again. working in the HVAC/R business gives me a chance to be up and moving all day, building things. yeah its long hours (10-13 a day) but its worth it to me.....very good money i get from it too....when i'm not working this job i am at college....

[martyr]

nametag for win.

[Squeeky]

Isnt it fuxing pwnterization martyr? I thought you and Trig would like it :lol:

I sat there and laughed my ass off at it. It's a work of art.

I'm wearing it to PSU:MB :)

[AztecWarrior]

Leave it to the Squeek to hold a steady job for more than 2 days.

[Lusence]

Another giant walking pussy... :evil:

LOL you douche.


> I dont know if this was intentional, id guess yes for some reason... But um in that pic, looks like you have some jiz spots on your leg... That picture is wrong in 2 many ways.

[Lusence]

Least its not Office Max. My God, what a lame job. They actually repremanded me for not stocking/facing properly on like one shelf. They where all covert and grim about it 2. Litterally sat me down and had me look at pictures that they took of the "improper shelving" and had me recite what was wrong. I was like, where's waldo? Hmmm Needless to say I quit, probally the best thing about working for a big nazi corporation, quiting.
Best job ever was working at a mom and pops mini mart. Id just sit there all night and watch cable TV. Every once in awhile id go in back to jack off to a porn mag and fill a cup up with beer, ah, now thats working.

[netarun]

Least its not Office Max. My God, what a lame job. They actually repremanded me for not stocking/facing properly on like one shelf. They where all covert and grim about it 2. Litterally sat me down and had me look at pictures that they took of the "improper shelving" and had me recite what was wrong. I was like, where's waldo? Hmmm Needless to say I quit, probally the best thing about working for a big nazi corporation, quiting.
Best job ever was working at a mom and pops mini mart. Id just sit there all night and watch cable TV. Every once in awhile id go in back to jack off to a porn mag and fill a cup up with beer, ah, now thats working.

what a bunch of nazis, how dare they hire you to do work then expect you to do work, sheesh! :rolleyes:

[NightWalker XI]

Another giant walking pussy... :evil:

LOL you douche.


> I dont know if this was intentional, id guess yes for some reason... But um in that pic, looks like you have some jiz spots on your leg... That picture is wrong in 2 many ways.


If you used more than one braincell you could tell its actually on the mirror he took the photo at.

[Lusence]

I can hardly keep up with all these intriguing insults directed at me. Not in fun either, you guys truly try an offend people. Are you really that sad? BABY jesus will try and save you. If not you get to meet me ;)

Yes i figured it was the mirror.... WOW
Hire me and expect me to do work?
HEHE you probally dont know the meaning of true work.

[netarun]

HEHE you probally dont know the meaning of true work.

Id just sit there all night and watch cable TV. Every once in awhile id go in back to jack off to a porn mag and fill a cup up with beer, ah, now thats working.

:rolleyes:


we can do this all night if you want.

[Lusence]

Yah i mean your such a potent convorsationlist. I can feel my self achiving a state of serinity and awareness like never before just talking to you.

[netarun]

Yah i mean your such a potent convorsationlist. I can feel my self achiving a state of serinity and awareness like never before just talking to you.

and you have a level of eloquence unseen before by my brutish eyes. Your posting skills are almost Shakespearian in nature. I am completely and utterly amazed at your absolute skill at wordcrafting, your posts are like bathing in French creme, like walking barefoot through the soft, emerald grass of a meadow on a summer's morn, like sitting in the front row of a 5 star opera. :)

[Lusence]

I get it, you take what I say and then throw it back in my face and act like you said something worth a shit. I hear if you use bigger words it makes you appear smarter 2! Keep it up dood!

[netarun]

I get it, you take what I say and then throw it back in my face and act like you said something worth a shit. I hear if you use bigger words it makes you appear smarter 2! Keep it up dood!

oh no, you have caught me in a steel trap of logic. What shall I ever do now that I can't take what you said and throw it back in your face while acting like I said something worth a shit?! I am ruined! :(

[Wraithlord]

Squeeky Im an albertsons courtesy clerk also, been doing it since june.

which one do you work at?

[Lusence]

Hmmm.
I got an idea!!!
How about you try sarcasam next!!!
LOL
OR
You can slowly rot and beg for a life that will never ever be. That might help.

[netarun]

Hmmm.
I got an idea!!!
How about you try sarcasam next!!!
LOL
OR
You can slowly rot and beg for a life that will never ever be. That might help.

you seem rather high and mighty, what with your accusing everyone else of "not having a life", hmm?

Pray tell, what is your profession? I'm sure it must be something magnificent, like a doctor? Lawyer? Neurosurgeon? Lion tamer? Perhaps you are a mafia don? A minion of the dark one, Cthulhu? Please do tell!

LOL

[Wraithlord]

Hmmm.
I got an idea!!!
How about you try sarcasam next!!!
LOL
OR
You can slowly rot and beg for a life that will never ever be. That might help.

who the hell are you?

squeeky do you have alot of old people at your store? mines right in the middle of like 3 homes, we have old people coming in all day...they are fucking insane, I swear to god I helped this old lady look for her car for two hours last week.

[Lusence]

you seem rather high and mighty, what with your accusing everyone else of "not having a life", hmm?

Pray tell, what is your profession? I'm sure it must be something magnificent, like a doctor? Lawyer? Neurosurgeon? Lion tamer? Perhaps you are a mafia don? A minion of the dark one, Cthulhu? Please do tell!

LOL

LOL. No im just bored with to much time on my hands aparently. I really had no idea I was accusing "everyone" of "not having a life". I thought that was just the people who quoted me in a negative manner and tend to dance around the topic of debate like its irrevlavent.
Cthulhu? Close your eyes.... Closed? Put a gun in your mouth, then pull the trigger. Then you get to find out what my profession is. Ah hell ill just tell you...

IM YOUR GOD!!!11111111 :doh:

[netarun]

LOL. No im just bored with to much time on my hands aparently. I really had no idea I was accusing "everyone" of "not having a life". I thought that was just the people who quoted me in a negative manner and tend to dance around the topic of debate like its irrevlavent.
Cthulhu? Close your eyes.... Closed? Put a gun in your mouth, then pull the trigger. Then you get to find out what my profession is. Ah hell ill just tell you...

IM YOUR GOD!!!11111111 :doh:

i do believe he is trying to trick me into commiting suicide.

[Lusence]

your already dead :furious:

[netarun]

your already dead :furious:

i'm afraid you're not making much sense.

[Lusence]

funny.
Id say the same thing about your type.

[netarun]

funny.
Id say the same thing about your type.

and what is my..."type"?

[TotalBiscuit]

This is pure comedy gold. We have a guy with an obvious mental disability trying to tell people how to use sarcasm when he can't even spell it :rofl:

Hamma, ban this joker will ya? As amusing as he is to toy with, Lusence is a Nuisance.

TB.

[Lusence]

This so called convorsation is over. Thx for the love and the laughs guys. Wait a minute..... :stupid:

[netarun]

This so called convorsation is over. Thx for the love and the laughs guys. Wait a minute..... :stupid:

what are you talking about

[TotalBiscuit]

We have on our hands a guy who thinks he's an e-thug.

He is mistaken.

TB.

[Kyonye]

but it is funny....

[TotalBiscuit]

but it is funny....

Why do you think everyone is letting him continue? ;)

TB.

[NightWalker XI]

and he can't even spell...shame

[TotalBiscuit]

I pointed this out earlier, he tried to defend it.. as they all do.

I couldn't give a damn about spelling, as long as you're not a dumbarse. It's just like the police. They don't give a damn about your illegal stylized italic number plate but they'll damn well pick you up on it if they see you doing 100 in a 30 zone..

TB.

[NightWalker XI]

true story, like I say, its better to keep people guessing if you are an idiot than to actually prove you are like he did.

:P

[TotalBiscuit]

It's better to stay quiet and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

TB.

[NightWalker XI]

is that the proper one?

I had heard it sumwhere but I never remembered how it went so it kinda got changed into my own words lol, oh well huh...

TB u still on PS? like, do you still play it?

NW

[TotalBiscuit]

Something like that, but the message is the same ;)

Nah, I left 2 months ago or so. Varying reasons. The crazy thing is I still liked the game but the people who really kept me playing had left so I lost interest. Also I needed the harddisk space @_@

I may come back in Febuary or something.

TB.

[Xanthos]

arguing on the internet is like racing in the special olympics...even if you win you're still retarded.

[TotalBiscuit]

Yep, heard that one before. My answer is simply that I'm a post-modern retard, I argue on the internet.. ironically.

TB.

[AztecWarrior]

Slap 'em around, Biscuit!

[NightWalker XI]

ya i got sub till january but I don't play anymore, lost interest again :(

and people do argue on the net, u can't really say its retarded I think because sumtimes u just need to put people in their place, on the net or off it, its still about people being idiots, as demonstrated on this thread by that guy.

[Squeeky]

Squeeky Im an albertsons courtesy clerk also, been doing it since june.

which one do you work at?

#6377

Oceanside, CA. Marron Rd. :)

Holler! :cool:

[Squeeky]

Guys, stop feeding Lusence, he's a troll. I'll have him taken care of.

[TotalBiscuit]

By arguing that arguing over the internet is retarded you are possibly the biggest retard alive ;) This is something that the creator of that famous image seemed to forget :D

TB.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Yep, heard that one before. My answer is simply that I'm a post-modern retard, I argue on the internet.. ironically.

TB.

I love your brain matter.

[Infernus]

Guys, stop feeding Lusence, he's a troll. I'll have him taken care of.

Squeeky has connections.

[Squeeky]

I'm going to Dispatch a Code Alpha Blue Tango Foxtrot W-40.A to the PSU Administration on this Lusence guy.

(I'm gonna call that fatty Angela and have her fatty boyfriend hit him in the face with the banhammer)

[Squeeky]

Squeeky has connections.

Shit son, you know how we do ;)


Ok off to work. Behave kids.

[Infernus]

Shit son, you know how we do ;)


Ok off to work. Behave kids.


Bag those groceries!

[Wraithlord]

#6377

Oceanside, CA. Marron Rd. :)

Holler! :cool:

#7429 or is it 7924? I can never remember

Sacramento, CA. Fair Oaks Blvd.


too bad we didnt get to go on strike, that would have been fun :D

[Squeeky]

too bad we didnt get to go on strike, that would have been fun :D

Seriously! I met alot of the people on the old-contracts. One guy got hired 1 week before the strike :lol:

[Glaynor]

What happened at the old job? I thought you were really into it. LAst thing I heard was you sliced your hand, but that the girl was hot and that you were getting paid good money?

[Giovanni]

6.75$ an hour and no tip accepted?

Seems like a rip off to me, back when I worked at Reno-Depot they payed me 9$ and I got to accept tips. Oh and packing really sucks ass get's dull after a while, find a job somewhere else and quick!

[Squeeky]

I'm not leaving this job. I like it. It's easy, I dont care if it's boring, my job != my source of entertainment. I'm working with one of my best friends, and it's great. :D

The old job sucks because the people there suck. The management is shit. I can barely get my paycheck out of them. I jumped off a sinking ship when I quit.