Read me a story santa!

[Lusence]

Ok, know that I hate you all ;) But thats cause im forced to kill you in a game. Anyways all sim death and destruction aside let me direct you to a great read. Well just read LUCIDDREAMS 7-7-9, most of my bigger work is near the back pages, JK they are all really good poets. Its my friends website which is dedicated to his band Vendetta Red, out of Seattle. Perhaps you heard of them? Anyways here yah go, they all codle me so I know you guys ought to rape me in a critical sense, i would ask for nothing less ;)
http://forums1.sonymusic.com/eve/ubb.x?q=Y&a=tpc&s=8581093&f=2411091&m=7241097121&p=1



:love:

[TotalBiscuit]

Kill us in-game? The vast majority of us not only don't even play any more, but if they did, they'd kick your sorry-arse from ceryshen to solsar and back again :rolleyes:

TB.

[FlamingPotato-J]

meh, solsar sucks too much to pwn him on.

[TotalBiscuit]

True that..

TB.

[Lusence]

Kill us in-game? The vast majority of us not only don't even play any more, but if they did, they'd kick your sorry-arse from ceryshen to solsar and back again :rolleyes:

TB.
Not only would I hand you your ass packed with death, I would do it with the so called worst weapon and worst empire. And this will make you whine and cry on the O.F. :eek:

[Hezzy]

HOW ABOUT I STEP ON YOUR TESTICLES?

[Lusence]

I have balls of thunder. I can destroy brick walls with my thunder balls. I could pulverize you with one ball tied behind my back.

[Doop]

Why do new people threads suck =/

[Lusence]

probally cause im not trying to kiss ass, you would like that wouldnt you?

DURP!

btw im not new. been around since release. Started with NC on J then after the server merge started again, made a VS. So your probally way more newb. NAH NAH NANANA :rolleyes:

[Jaged]

probally cause im not trying to kiss ass, you would like that wouldnt you?

DURP!

btw im not new. been around since release. Started with NC on J then after the server merge started again, made a VS. So your probally way more newb. NAH NAH NANANA :rolleyes:go away

[Lusence]

go away
No, you go away, you probally think your decendent from aliens anyways you fruit.

[Lusence]

No, you go away, you probally think your decendent from aliens anyways you fruit.

Inside joke...
So dont try...

[Jaged]

Using jokes no one else can understand on the internet just makes you sound like more of an idoit then you already are.

[Lusence]

Using jokes no one else can understand on the internet just makes you sound like more of an idoit then you already are.

You almost make it sound like id give a fuck what the likes of you think about a supreme specimen such as my self. Hopefully you can swallow that jagged little pill, you must be popular here huh? :rolleyes:

[Lusence]

Using jokes no one else can understand on the internet just makes you sound like more of an idoit then you already are.

Wow. At this point you have probally "evolved" into your final metamorphasis.
A giant walking pussy. BLOG!!!!
Excuse me.
Seriously I felt myself time travel back to like gradeschool just reading that thing. Im sure you wanted my honest opinion though considering you would share that, um, diary.
:nodrama:

[TotalBiscuit]

Ahh, he's a Johari Nublet. That explains everything. Most of my pwnage vid for leaving the official forums involved smacking down Johari nubs with a surpressor..

Johari elitists tend to think they're all that. They rarely are. The few truly elite players don't act like arseholes (Byrd, Aftiel, Dreamer spring to mind). Using this logic therefore, I'm guessing you're not particularly elite and you're having a laugh if you think I'll seriously re-sub to school some random nub that I don't know.

Also, in be fo da lock.. you won't last long here Lusence if you keep acting like that. You smack of Markov Forum stupidity.

TB.

[Lusence]

Hmmm.
I dont need to consult a psychologist to see that you play this game way to much, hmmmmmm. Your an enigma, in your case, hehe you um, dont play enough. Like seriously, if you dont play or plan on playing PS then why stay around? And you better not say PS radio cause you stink up the joint.

Yah im a Johari "elitest/nublet" and you ownz me with the suppressor....
Just keep telling your self that, I bet you like dream your this super rock god ass kicking online gamer. Or was it forum troll only now adays?

BTW dreamer is a poser, he poseses as me.
And ive done nothing but defend myself, if thats wrong i dont want to be right. cliche

[netarun]

you stink up the joint.
http://img1.exs.cx/img1/6131/ironyalert5km.gif

[TotalBiscuit]

Lusence, are your reading abilities really that poor?

I unsubbed 3 months ago. PSR went the way of the dodo and I'm having a thoroughly nice time not trying to forcefully educate an entire legion of complete fucktards such as yourself.

Even as a forum troll, I smacked down the best in-game. Despite spending a fraction of their time in-game, they still died. MisterMaverick? Pwned. SgtDouglas? Pwned. Every other Johari nublet? Pwned. What's your excuse? How did it feel to eat dirt from a guy with more posts than kills? How much must you lot suck if you die to me? I'm surprised you can even live with the shame.

You're not defending yourself against anything, you.. once more, went nuts like a psycho-kid when someone said something you disagree with. The last thread you posted involved telling people to stop flaming and get back on topic while you flamed people yourself. You're an idiot, it's really that simple, and you won't last long here like that. Go back to the circle-jerk that is Markov Official Forums and stop wasting the time of the higher beings here.

TB.

[Lusence]

Ironic? Hows that? Your another person that likes to use that word out of context, I heard that somewhere.... Oh yah futurerama. ;)
Makes you sound like you have something to say when you actually have nothing when you just drop an insult and ignore the topic. Some people actually know how to hold a civil convorsation from the start and not provoke with insults and disrespect. Same ole cowards with issues.
"nublit" "fucktards" wow TB thats some vocab you get there. Bet it took over 10,000 forum posts to achive such skills with the word. I could really care less about your lack of gaming skills or how long you play or dont play, honestly i was here to joke and have fun. Like i have been doing... Thx for proving my point though. You ass-clown :p

[netarun]

Some people actually know how to hold a civil convorsation from the start and not provoke with insults and disrespect. [...] cowards
http://img1.exs.cx/img1/6131/ironyalert5km.gif

[Lusence]

Why do you guys act like such assholes online. I bet your like really shy and quite in real life.... Take out all your aggressions here by calling names and making fun of people who are getting made fun of. wow. i bet your life was over before you where born. I guess some people are just here for entertainment of those with something to say and be.

[netarun]

Why do you guys act like such assholes online. I bet your like really shy and quite in real life.... Take out all your aggressions here by calling names and making fun of people who are getting made fun of. wow. i bet your life was over before you where born. I guess some people are just here for entertainment of those with something to say and be.

what the hell are you talking about

[Lusence]

what the hell are you talking about? :huh:

[TotalBiscuit]

Is your memory really that poor or are you just incredibly dellusional? The Irony Alert is very apt, considering you're nothing more than a hypocrite.

To help you out with your apparent comprehension problems, here's a definition.

Hypocrisy

1. The practice of professing beliefs, feelings, or virtues that one does not hold or possess; falseness.
2. An act or instance of such falseness.

You accuse people of flaming you and having no life etc (with no evidence to suggest that at all) and yet do it yourself. You accuse people of calling you names and making fun of you when you do that yourself. You had the gaul to accuse me of having a limited vocabulary when half of your ridiculous thread on the Planetside board consisted of the word 'douchebag' and after you got burned by one of the most articulate and well-written flames known to man.

In short sir you either have serious mental problems (in which case see a doctor not the internet) or you are in fact, simply nothing but an arsehole. That's all you've manage to prove. 'Thank you for proving my point' posts only work when you actually have a point to prove. You don't, you are pointless, your role here is to provide amusement for the masses as they kick your worthless carcass across the forum.

There's an old saying, if 1 man calls you a camel, punch him in the face. If 20 men call you a camel, buy yourself a saddle. Needless to say, it seems that no-one here likes you, everyone agrees with my assessment of you and therefore.. you are nothing but a camel.

TB.

[Lusence]

Oh IC Hipocrocy equals Irony.... wow
If im a camel... My full name would be A johari elitest nublit fucktard camel. I know im missing some. Atleast get your insults straight.
That still doesnt change what you are. :confused:

[TotalBiscuit]

What kind of a comeback was that? It was about as nonsensical as a dancing nun at a bar mitzvah. You must actually have to try to demonstrate this much ignorance.

TB.

[Lusence]

Ummmm.
Your momma?
Was that more on your level?
You sound like your hurt...
Need a band-aide?
Hug?

[netarun]

Ummmm.
Your momma?
Was that more on your level?
You sound like your hurt...
Need a band-aide?
Hug?
http://img1.exs.cx/img1/588/stfu88on.gif

[Lusence]

LOL Funny thing is you guys actually care about what people think about you here. Im just having fun on a gaming forum. I still make you guys look like the "douche-bags" (still the best insult yet) and dont even have to think about it. Well, im glad i could reconcile your differences and bring you together in your love of insulting me. Now thats a revolution of evolution... You guys are almost slugs in the sunlight, or was it ants in the afterbirth?

[netarun]

LOL Funny thing is you guys actually care about what people think about you here.

nope

[TotalBiscuit]

Ummmm.
Your momma?
Was that more on your level?
You sound like your hurt...
Need a band-aide?
Hug?

Mate for me to reach your level, I'd not only have to stoop, crawl then slither, but I'd have to powerdrill my way 5 feet underground to even come close to your loathsome excuse for humanity.

And no, we don't care what you think, assuming you think at all. You're a novelty, an amusement, a human pin-cushion.

TB.

[Lusence]

Perhaps a mod should delete this. I wouldnt miss it. Only thing you replied to was I said origionally that "i hate you all because im forced to kill you." which was a kind joke and totally missed the whole point of this thread. But thats probally way way above you and your little insult game. Oh im sorry below you. Im just a fucktard nublit blah balh blah blah blah blah blah. Grow up mang. :lol:

[Hezzy]

Byrd

:lol: I was playing earlier and my squad and I got owned by her a a few times. Got her with the sniper rifle once, though.

[TotalBiscuit]

She's a her?

She taught me how to play. I went from having a 1:5 ratio to getting 2:1-3:1 every single game. We resecured an entire base on our own against a whole squad of Vanu. Was insane.

Great player, great personality.

Lusence, this thread was pointless, simple flamebait, nothing more. Now off you trot kid.

TB.

[Lusence]

Ok im not even looking. TB is on ignore. Now let me guess. He some how rationalizes his behavior and says i deserved it in one way or another and he is completly innocent of anything remotley resembling douche-bagness?

[TotalBiscuit]

Pretty much yes.

I'm allergic to idiots.

TB.

[Lartnev]

Peace on Earth, Good will to all men.