Sims 2

[Sabinius]

So my boss who's never met me, but it is car pooling
me to work drives up to my house to see a small 2 story building,
surrounded by a smelly diapers, and metal music [umping out the windows
along with that theres two cages to the right each containing two children
whining their fucking heads off, and an old woman staring at them

I don't think they'll let me operate on anyone now.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

So my boss who's never met me, but it is car pooling
me to work drives up to my house to see a small 2 story building,
surrounded by a smelly diapers, and metal music [umping out the windows
along with that theres two cages to the right each containing two children
whining their fucking heads off, and an old woman staring at them

I don't think they'll let me operate on anyone now.

Anecdote!

[Mag-Mower]

wtf?

[netarun]

what

[OfaLoaf]

So my boss who's never met me, but it is car pooling
me to work drives up to my house to see a small 2 story building,
surrounded by a smelly diapers, and metal music [umping out the windows
along with that theres two cages to the right each containing two children
whining their fucking heads off, and an old woman staring at them

I don't think they'll let me operate on anyone now.
Oh yeah? Well in my neighborhood, there's this creepy old man named Mister Haggerty. Nobody ever comes out of his house ALIVE, except for his wife. Some say there is a mass grave hidden in his backyard...

[Infernus]

So my boss who's never met me, but it is car pooling
me to work drives up to my house to see a small 2 story building,
surrounded by a smelly diapers, and metal music [umping out the windows
along with that theres two cages to the right each containing two children
whining their fucking heads off, and an old woman staring at them

I don't think they'll let me operate on anyone now.

My sims are officers in the military, on their time off they host orgies...

[Sabinius]

hehe
oh god my wife has pumped out five childre, and they all became to much trouble
expecially the downs child who kept playing in the god damned
toilet

[netarun]

hehe
oh god my wife has pumped out five childre, and they all became to much trouble
expecially the downs child who kept playing in the god damned
toilet


do you just hit the enter button randomly when you post?

[TotalBiscuit]

Could be worse, he could be a moron.

TB.

[Mag]

Could be worse, he could be a mormon.

TB.
Fixed.

[Darksim]

My boss carpooled to pick me up once and he came just in time to see me carve up tony with a chainsaw.

I get to kill rats now!

[xmodum]

The last time I played the sims, I bought puppies and locked them in room with no doors or windows and kept them there. >:)

[FatalLight]

Ive lost every time I've done one of those pop up chooser things for works :'( who would have thought the right thing to do was let the monkey do your work :/ btw I have 2 girls (My guy's almost and elder!! Must... breed... boys...) and am president of my company ^_^

[FlamingPotato-J]

I played the sims one, and my sims would always set the house on fire, even with a microwave...

[OfaLoaf]

Dude, I think Old Man Haggerty (50-something) got his wife pregnant. O_

[Sabinius]

Could be worse, he could be a moron.

TB.

aye aye, I dont check what I type when I post
and I'm not too sure about my brain

[Sabinius]

My boss carpooled to pick me up once and he came just in time to see me carve up tony with a chainsaw.

I get to kill rats now!

dude YOU CAN KILL PEOPLE? somehow I feel like I'm missing out on alot
in sims 2, because all I can do is satisfy them and burn down houses

[Darksim]

nah, it was more along the lines of "it was 4 am and i wrote something Random."

[Biohazzard56]

My sims are officers in the military, on their time off they host orgies...

What are the sim military ranks?