I just did something hilarious

[Strygun]

Ok, so, the phone rang.

The Caller ID said "Advanced Mortgage." I decided to have a little fun.

She asked me if I am Mr. MyLastName. I said yes. She went into a little spin about how if I take a little time to listen to her, I, like many other people, can lower my debt and payments and get into stable financial ground. So, being the witty guy I am, I responded with:

"Well, I don't have any debt because I'm rich."

Shortly thereafter, I hung up.

Hoorah.

[Mag]

woot.

[Kyonye]

ok i got a little smile out of it...so i guess yeah its funny!

:D :groovy: :p :love: ;) :D :love: :love: :love:

[Smaug]

uh

[MattxMosh]

You should have asked questions about getting your mortgage in gold.

But still good anyhow. :D

[Ridetehlightnin]

Ha ha Ha PWND

[ChewyLSB]

I like answering telemarketers in foreign languages... I did that once to a telemarketer in Chinese, twas great.

[FlamingPotato-J]

I think you should answer in latin.

[starbum]

I'd pretend the telemarketer was asking for phone sex.

"Would you like some insurance?"

"Ohhh yeah baby, gimme that insurence, give it to me hard...unnnggh...you know I want it, yessssss"

"Sir?"

[Doop]

"You too can get out of debt in a month, nay, a week!"

"I love it when you talk dirty..."

[DaShiznit]

"Oh, yeah baby, my long distance bill is HUGE. You want it?"

[starbum]

"Oooooooh, my electric bill turns the lights off, but you turn me on baby"

[MrPaul]

She asked me if I am Mr. MyLastName.

What an odd last name. Polish?

I like the good old one where you ask if you can ring them back at their house etc.

[Electrofreak]

I once had 2 telemarketers call within 10 minutes, and then the phone rang again. I was pissed off, and so when the guy asked me "Is Mr. [Lastname] available?" I thought it was a telemarketer again (because I know the voices of all my dad's friends). I shot back at him something along the lines of "I don't care what you're trying to sell, we ARENT fuckin' interested, how about you give me YOUR number so I can call you back while YOU are in the middle of dinner!" I then slammed down the phone on him.

A minute or 2 later, the phone rings again, I pick it up and get ready to REALLY rip into someone when the guy on the other end says "uh, yes, this Dr. SoAndSo... Mr. [Lastname]'s physician... I think you misunderstand..."

Boy did I feel embarassed.http://planetside-universe.com/forums/images/smilies/oops.gif

[1024]

:rofl:


Stry, i love you.

[Squeeky]

Ha.....?

[JetRaiden]

:lol:

stry you have enough wit to fill infernus's anal cavity ;)

[Strygun]

I can't decide if that's good or bad... I honestly don't want to think of inf's anal cavity.