MrVicchio
2005-02-05, 07:04 PM
From the Northwest Florida Daily
> News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to
> Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man
> told his wife to carry on with the shopping, while he fixed the car in
>the lot.
>
> The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On
> closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
> protruding from under the chassis.
>
> Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts
> into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she
> dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked
> everything back into place.
>
> On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
>staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
>
> The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead
> News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to
> Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man
> told his wife to carry on with the shopping, while he fixed the car in
>the lot.
>
> The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On
> closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
> protruding from under the chassis.
>
> Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts
> into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she
> dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked
> everything back into place.
>
> On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
>staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
>
> The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead