Haiku

[Denali]

Ok, due to all of the not-so-exciting stuff floating around here lately, I've decided to start a thread where we can showcase our creative talents...who knows, maybe this will lead to better posts overall :) This is the official Haiku thread.

For those who don't know, a Haiku is a three lined poem. You don't have to rhyme, however the first line must be 5 syllables, the second one 7, and the final line 5 syllables once again. To be true Haiku, most of them are about nature, but seeing as how this is a gaming site I suppose we'll accept ones about blowing people up (or being blown up). For those of you that think poetry writing is girly...you're mainly right...but Haiku were written by ancient Japanese samuari, it doesn't get more manly than that. So, get those creative juices flowing and let's have some good Haiku!!




Winter breezes freeze
Biting my face and my toes
I need to drink beer


See how easy?

[Squeeky]

you suck ho, go blow
a cow? you ask how, not now
later, masturbater

:D

[HotDogTommy]

masturbater is 4 syllables.....not 3

Watching porn at home
No girlfriend at the moment
No money for beer

[Squeeky]

i couldnt find anything to rhyme with later :(

:rofl: :rofl:

[Navaron]

I really hate Trolls
If I were nazi I'd ban
their sorry punk ass

[Unregistered]

I am not bitter
She ought to avoid crosswalks
but I'm not bitter

[EineBeBoP]

ArgH! its Shiatzu not she ought to! :-P
oh, well dusnt matter i suppose.


I drink coffee then i make stupid poetry

[Nohimn]

I like spam and trolls
Nazis are very bad people
I'm on Hamma's list:D

[Unregistered]

Beta E-mails sent
PlanetSide testing begins
Will I get to play?

Only time will tell
nothing in my inbox yet
I hate the waiting

[mistled]

I forgot how much haikus suck until just now.... torturing your clanmates is against the bylaws... you should know better... and if it's not, I'll go add it real quick... ;)

[OneManArmy]

Poetry is weak
Generals is calling me
ph34r my Red Army

[ABRAXAAS]

I am here at work
Browsing PSU forums
happy happy fun
:D

[TheWumpus]

This is the first line
Now this is the second line
Can I please stop now?

[TheWumpus]

Rolling steam hammer

Dread and fear pervade the sky

Vanu for Life..Death

[ABRAXAAS]

The light is darker
the sun flows freeley through me
the sunshine owns me

:confused:

[Unregistered]

The clouds tell a tale
The sky dark and forbiding
Soon the rain will come

[ABRAXAAS]

Monkey's Monkey's YAY
Monkey's Monkey's are so great
We all love monkey's

[Nohimn]

Vanu shall die now
The Terran Republic suck
NC rules you all

[Navaron]

Way too many trolls
Hamma is getting weaker
Nav will ban them all

[Denali]

Mistled is misled
haiku are very good for you
make you feel lurn-ed

[Navaron]

Squeek is a monkey
Unregistered is pissed off
Hamma must be gone

[ABRAXAAS]

LOL:rofl:

[Denali]

(LOL is not a haiku :) )

Oh woe, woe is me
Babysitting lil hamma
When will Nav come home?



Valentine love birds
Buy lots of pretty flowers
I like to eat them.

[Navaron]

eMaGyN's a tramp
Knocked me up and ran away
hootchie's gonna pay

[ABRAXAAS]

Navy knows Haiku's
Navy doesnt like abrax
thats ok he's cute

:D

[CDaws]

What is a haiku
A strange form of poem
Some one is drunk

Life is a drag
Waiting for the Planetside release
When will it launch

Haikus are strange poems
They are very wierd things
Please help me stop

[Navaron]

I love my new comp
Overclocking is wicked
Nav's Epenis pwns

[Denali]

Organs are no no
Keep your man beast in your pants
If you wearing them

[HotDogTommy]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Toimu]

I am going to
join the Army, because
I want to kill peeps.

(hmm... not really a poem).

Kill the Poopy taste
It is all in my mouth now
Why did I eat Poo?

[Navaron]

BOHICA pwns all
Cock Devastation league sux
Nav starts shit again

[eMaGyN]

Nav thinks he is tough
saying I am a hoochie
his penis is small

[Navaron]

It used to be huge
eMa's disease rotted it
needs more colligen

[Denali]

The falling ladder
Screaming baker flys downward
Nav and Den save him

Them heroes by rep
Saving lives around the clock
Nav and Den save him

BOHICA Roxxors
We giveth life and take it
Nav and Den save all


*the end*

:D

[eMaGyN]

eM gives hard lovin'
Nav's pee pee couldnt take it
my illness is love.

[Navaron]

Freaky deaky HO
Ema's the only way up
to earthly nirvanna

[eMaGyN]

Despite all the fights
My love goes out to Navnav
and our lil' hamma

[ABRAXAAS]

Hikus are gay
yes they suck
and no I didnt follow the rules

[Navaron]

Joseph Millionaire
Poor Construction worker - now
Rich and on Zora

[Denali]

Abraxxas no skillz
Must be one with the haiku
Or you wear panties

[Navaron]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Lonehunter]

Terran Republic
We love destruction and death
loyalty till death

[Arshune]

Drunken moron thought
Taking his pants off was cool
He was arrested

Arshune is teh pwn
He has high cholesterol
At age seventeen

I am crazy bored
Making whack haiku like woah
Really late at night

[Denali]

Poem like deer penis
Put under tongue, taste like shit
But good for your chi

eMa's belly rocks
even after little ham
no single stretch mark

Nav is a nazi
His pwnage is real scary
I do his laundry

It is BOHICA
Not BOH-HICKA, BO-CHICA
BoDen rocks like whoa

[Unregistered]

Who eats the bacon?
Not pigs, for they are the source
of porkly goodness.

[Denali]

Unreg likes the ham
Are bacos really bacon
Never know for sure

[Navaron]

Look at that old man,
I see the pride in his eyes,
He is weak and blind.

He stands with pride here,
this neighborhood of hoodlums,
who lay siege the alleys.

This blind old man sighs.
These streets once were his castle.
He was king hoodlum.

His might has faded.
His sight is gone with his youth.
He now is no threat.

The thugs look in awe,
of the legend who still walks now,
The great 12th street King.


Then next time you walk down the street and see an old guy walking alone, just think, maybe he was the tough guy you think you are. This neighborhood was his turf.

[Denali]

:eek:

Nice revival of the haiku, mucho props.

:clap:

er I mean

Props I give to you
You who are a site nazi
But are still a punk

:D

[Navaron]

Everyone should bow,
To Denali haiku queen;
She roxxors haikus

[OneManArmy]

a she and a he?
This can not be possible
does it have a wang?

[Navaron]

Denali is odd,
It has no wang, and no tang,
but wears mini skirts and bras


(I can't wait till he sees this)

[Arshune]

Five pounds of gummis
Seemed like a good idea
Sadly, I was wrong.

[Denali]

I hate all of you
Make me cry like small school girl
And wet my panties

[Arshune]

Transexualism
Is a colossal frownz0rz
Androgyny sucks.

[lightfire]

Honestly, I think
that all replies to this topic
should all be haikus

[Triggar]

My mom looks so cute
She's wearing a wrap-around shirt
And she is my mom.

[lightfire]

I hate all of you
Make me cry like small school girl
And wet my panties


?
can i watch?
?

[JakeLogan]

Stop bumping old threads damn it

[Veteran]

Squeeky is missing
Pol Debate ate the pwn sauce
Gone are the bubbles

[Sputty]

HFS!!!
WTF??!?!?!
Why did you bump this old thread? Does Wayne Brady hafta choke a bitch?

[SDM]

Bumping is retarded
This is a year old, atleast
Now I must anal you

[JakeLogan]

Bumping is retarded
This is 3 months old atleast
Now I must anal you
*points to lightfire*

btw this thread is over a year old

[Onizuka-GTO]

This thread has aged
Like a sundog with helos
Fighting the blue sky

What is done is done
Resurrection for the best
Boredom Averted

Time to enjoy game
Kill the Red and Blue Scums
Purple Flag Raised High

Oh my puppies cry
Where my panties gone tonight?
Oi! Stop sniffing them!

I can think of more
But too tired to type them
Like snow on a stove

P.S:

Kitten may be cute
But Puppies will pawn them all!
p34r the cry of dogs!
:p

[Indecisive]

Stop it lightfire, you fucking assmonkey.

[Hezzy]

Stop it lightfire, you fucking assmonkey.

Quoted for truth

[Ouroboros]

Why the heck are you people still posting in this thread? Yes, bumping is bad, maybe lightfire didn't know, but for those of you that know better, stop posting in this thread and it will disappear, or Hamma could lock it like every other old thread. It's that simple.

Oh, and uh:
Bumping is bad, yes,
lightfire know not better,
stop bumping this thread.

[lightfire]

ok if i started a new Haiku thread i would be told wtf you ass there is already one if i rebump the first one i get yelled at for bumping... WTF?

[Fragmatic]

Extreme thread bumpage
Lightfire must be pwned right now
Ready the banstick

[JakeLogan]

ok if i started a new Haiku thread i would be told wtf you ass there is already one if i rebump the first one i get yelled at for bumping... WTF?
Well sorry if I sounded like an ass. It's just that I've seen old threads (I saw one last week asking "how does spawning work" it was started before beta I think) being bumped and I thought it might be someone fucking around. Sorry I jumped down your throat like that.


EDIT: (btw I think this a haiku but it's for the kitten spoon war)

I like catnip mice
I bite their heads off
They are good for breakfast

[Fragmatic]

ok if i started a new Haiku thread i would be told wtf you ass there is already one if i rebump the first one i get yelled at for bumping... WTF?

ITS A FUCKING YEAR OLD THREAD, PEOPLE DON'T GO BACK THAT FAR!

Jesus, all you had to do was post a new one "Haiku v2.0" or something, nubmuffin.

[oddfish]

ok if i started a new Haiku thread i would be told wtf you ass there is already one if i rebump the first one i get yelled at for bumping... WTF?

you could start the :NEW HAIKU THREAD or HAIKU THREAD 2.0

but, see, lightfire, your reputation on this forum is very tarnished. so, any thread you start is going to be met with skepticism and ridicule. Had you started off a bit better here at PSU then perhaps your behavior would be met with less animosity.

[Fragmatic]

I think this calls for another song.

[lightfire]

I think this calls for another song.

[Fragmatic]

Don't push it.

Edit -

Today, 09:00 PM
lightfire
This message is hidden because lightfire is on your ignore list.

[oddfish]

Don't push it.

:lol:

[Hezzy]

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[Fragmatic]

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We don't use html on here!

it's [/thread]

[oddfish]

We don't use html on here!

it's [/thread]

actually it's [/twine]
and sometimes [/string]
or [/rope]






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