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Biohazzard56
2005-04-01, 08:10 PM
This news comes from the book of unoriginal and stupid ideas. At first I thought this was a funny April Fools joke poking fun at Everquest 2. Sadly it is true...


http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/underdev/pandaren-xpress.html

Bizzard Entertainment, in conjunction with the Pandaren Xpress� chain of quality restaurants, is proud to announce the /panda program! Imagine you are on an instance run in Maraudon, Dire Maul, or even Blackrock Spire. Two long hours into the dungeon and you suddenly notice the hunter in your group feeding his pet. That triggers a rumbling in your belly, which reminds you that you haven't eaten anything all day! How can you satisfy your craving without abandoning your group?! Before, there was nothing for you to do but suffer in hunger. Now, thanks to Pandaren Xpress�, creators of low-priced gourmet meals, you no longer have to leave the group for a food break. In less time than it takes your party's casters to regain mana (even less if you don't have a mage), you can order Chinese take-out from the comfort of your chair! No more tedious walking over to the telephone! No more arduous pushing of unfamiliar phone numbers!

Simply type "/panda" in the game, and a GM will take your food order through the use of our innovative in-game Pandaren Xpress� menu (http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/underdev/images/pandaren-xpress/px-interface.jpg). Within minutes, a Pandaren Xpress� delivery person (http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/underdev/images/pandaren-xpress/px-deliveryboy.jpg) will arrive at your door with a veritable feast!

With each /panda order, you will also receive an in-game Pandaren Fortune Cookie (http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/underdev/images/pandaren-xpress/px-fortunecookie.jpg)! The Pandaren Fortune Cookie not only tells you a fortune, but it also gives your player a random 30-minute buff (or debuff)!


In other news, have any of you heard for Pandaren Xpress? Maybe its just me living in Tennessee.

DaShiznit
2005-04-01, 08:15 PM
You have got to be fucking kidding....
Yeah, I think they are.

Biohazzard56
2005-04-01, 08:17 PM
http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/underdev/images/pandaren-xpress/px-deliveryboy.jpg

That is supposedly the delivery person, its sad... He has a bottle of Crown Royal... This is the kind of guy that would have gotten a sweet 7.62 if he showed up at my door.

Im 50/50 that this is an April fools joke.

Rbstr
2005-04-01, 08:41 PM
Bio...your a fool sometimes.

Biohazzard56
2005-04-01, 08:46 PM
Bio...your a fool sometimes.

Its the only one ive fallen for today :thumbsup:

There was the one that Gabe Newell was going to leave Valve, and a few others.

Corrosion
2005-04-01, 11:39 PM
:rofl: :rofl:

You really fell for it?

Pandarin Xpress is a spinoff of Panda Express.

Biohazzard56
2005-04-02, 01:16 AM
:rofl: :rofl:

You really fell for it?

Pandarin Xpress is a spinoff of Panda Express.

I live in Tennessee....We have China Wok.