PSU: Quotes

[Jeffey]

When I mouse over the PSU: quote up top I see that people submit them. So my question is who do I gotta sleep with around here to submit my own ;)

[Mag-Mower]

when you go to www.planetside-universe.com, look at the menus on the left side of the page, scroll down to the features heading, the fourth option from the bottom will say quote data base, click that, and you should be ready to sumbit your quotes. Just a warning: its hard getting your quotes approved, out of 35 quotes i submited, only 6 got approved.

[Kyonye]

out of 26, i've had 2 accepted. i'm on a roll baby! of course i haven't written one up since late 2003, early 2004.

[Jaged]

you have to sleep with me

[Lonehunter]

I've had 8 accepted...



- Nevermind...
- Hamma'a thong is on e-bay for $5!
- > Planetside.com
- No affiliation with UPS.
- Mosquitos, Mauraders, and Prowlers, OH MY!
- Make love not war. Well maybe a little.
- Mayhem, Chaos, Peace, What's the difference?
- Ignore the environment, it will go away.

[Jaged]

my quotes

Accepted:
- R.I.P Hot Girls Thread
- Spoons > kittens
- This is a tasty burger!
- Is Hamma drunk?
- I am a gangster.
- WARNING: Must be 18 or older to enter.
- Bad cop. No donut.
- Its a bird! Its a plane! Its sigbot!
- Real life is over rated.
- Mosquitos with machine guns? :scared:
- Tastes like spam.
- Stirred, not shaken.
- We like it raw!
- This won't hurt a bit...
- Apply lubricant before insertion.
- Home of PSU.
- Click here for absolutely nothing!
- In case of flaming threads: Stop, drop, and roll.
- Take a shower. You smell.
- This is your brain. This is your brain on PSU.
- We don't care, because we don't have to.
- > all
- Look ma, I'm on PSU!
- Kiss me, I'm gay.
- Help us!
- Now with real strawberries!
- Silly Hamma, Planetside's for kids!
- Nazis not included.
- Look at all the cute Vanu!
- Dude, wheres my Galaxy.
- The happiest place on earth.
- If you are reading this, than I am already dead.
- Do you know where your grandma is?
- Stop looking at me.
- May cause headaches and nausea.
- Not to be inserted anally.
- Mr. Vanu, meet my shotgun.
- Accepted everywhere you want to be.
- Ask your doctor if Planetside is right for you.
- Please don't pet the Hamma.
- Beware of Hamma.
- Because we care.
- PSA: PlanetSide addicts annomous
- Creaming a Vanu in an enforcer: Priceless
- I like eggs.
- May I salvage your earwax?
- Now available in 5 fruity flavors!
- Please don't feed the admin.
- If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
- If you cannot read this, please ask an admin for assistance.
- I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
- Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.
- side-affects similar to sugar pill.
- No touchy!
- All that and a bag of psychedelic mushrooms!
- Get off the computer, and get on with your life.
- Pennsylvania State University
- So how do I get to this PSU site, again?
- Hi mom!
- Let the The New Word Association Thread die!
- Hamma was here.
- We eat babies.
- flaming cats: because bombs are too expensive
- Don't hurt me!
- The next best thing to real life.
- Im not as think as you stoned I am.
- Find the error in this sentence.
- Who needs a girlfriend?
- Must obey Hamma...... Must obey Hamma......
- Because real life is to.... real.
- Leave now before you become one of Hamma's minions.
- Vanu: The only military that fights in purple spandex.
- Go away.
- This is the upper right hand corner of the page.
- Remove head from sphincter, than post!
- Remove head from sphincter, than play Planetside!

[Mag-Mower]

my quotes:
- Puts The Fun Back In Fundamentalism
- Walk Like a Battle Frame
- Got an issue? heres a tissue
- We have made some performance optimizations
- E=PSU�
- #1 source for STD's

[Corrosion]

Accepted:
- May I caress your arm?
- Hemi powered
- No purchase neccesary.

Rejected:
- Scotland. Where men are men, and sheep are nervous.
- DHITB
- Do her in the butt.
- Ignore this sign
- Ignore this quote
- mmmmm doughnut
- PSU Core Combat
- Never sleep
- Live in our world, play in yours
- World Famous
- Five Oh Five Oh!
- No membership required.
- Gotta have sweet?
- Where pot is legal.
- Never sleep.
- N/A
- You have submitted 0 quote(s)
- Outside = :scared:
- Home of craptacular POTD's.
- Forums > IRC
- Where quotes get rejected.

[Biohazzard56]

Checking...

Mines too fucked up and retarded to post, here are my accepted.

Accepted:
- I invented the Internet
- Better than the Official Fourms
- Hamma is evil admin
- is Addictive
- Where people dont cry nerf
- Beware of AMS tree spawns
- Where almost everyone plays on emerald
- More addictive than crack

[FatalLight]

Mine

Accepted:
- Where everyone thinks they're empire is underpowered

Rejected:
- Why can't I go to MMO Heaven instead?
- The only place were you can put some softies in a gal
- /bump
- Please stand infront of me when I am shooting. It wont hurt... I promise
- We love disney!

[firecrackerNC]

Accepted
-Home of the PS addicts support group.
- Can I join the common pool team?
- Better then lesbian porno!!
- When does this round end?
- Pull around to the next window.
- Hated by girlfriends everywhere!
- Where the flame department is always needed!
- Can I use my wallhack with this game?
- Hamma for Prez!!
- Wheres my 1 hit kill gun?? Jeez this game sucks

Rejected:
- It's time!It's time!It's Hamma time!!
- I'm the number #1 quote master!
- I'm bored please accept this.
- 2,000 Forum users and counting!
- 2 Million Hits and counting!
- If a ANT fell out of a galaxy and no one was around,would it still explode?
- Man Counter-Strike is soo much better,I would own you in that.
- Man this site sucks you should leave.
- Down with the admins! Mutinany!!
- Hamma be my valentine!
- This site works better when you kick it.
- I hope this quote is published,cause if not Ill hack you all!
- Where dreams come true.
- This site has been viewed 11 times.
- Voted #1 by nerds everywhere!
- PSU:(D0 NOT include the PSU: part)
- Spam is'nt just for dinner now.
- Hamma says:Bomb Saddam,so everyone listen
- Perfecting the human race since 2002.
- Lasher:Do not point gun at retina,may cause blindness
- Hamma,its whats for dinner.
- Hamma doesnt mean a metal club here!
- Home of the n00bie killers.
- Why doesnt my 233mhz work with this game?
- Vanu,its whats for dinner.
- Where my jetpack?I cant find it anywhere.
- Does OGC work for this??
- What no nukes!! OMG this is soo stupid!!
- What no headshots!OMG this is lame!
- OMG he just admited he was a hacker what a n00b!
- Wonder if these goggles are bulletproof?Ow..guess not..
- Whys barney in this game?Oh its a Vanu...
- Better then Counter-Strike,more hackers!

[Everay]

Accepted:
- Sqeeze the Kitten to DEATH!
- The Place where Bovines reign supreme.

Rejected:
- ITS NOT FOR DINNER! ITS FOR LUNCH BITCH!
- Is that a Vanu in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
- Let the cat die!
- A stern warning for the future
- Cows, Kittens and Spoons, who will prevail?

[Fragmatic]

Accepted:
- because you touch yourself at night.
- that thing got a hemi?


Rejected:
- wee cnt speeel
- CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!!!
- Our business is *** and business is good
- A laxative for people that talk shit
- Milking our bandwidth for all that it's worth
- He tripped and his boomer went off, quite sad actually.
- Planetside players with a drinking problem
- Free English tutoring. Inquire within
- Hail to the king baby!
- Masturbation is like procrastination: in the end you`re just screwing yourself
- Almost as good as pornography.
- you will submit.
- super happy fun quote!
- !tk
- I finally got a quote accepted!
- Insert witty comment here
- Woo Woo!
- Formerly "Big Al's Chicken Shack"
- Where scripts do our chatting for us.

[ChewyLSB]

Accepted:
- The +10 in my screen isn't 10 points for a kill?
- Monitor Status: Your monitor is ON
- Do not make illegal copies of this website.

Rejected:
- User tested, Admin approved
- Where's the snack bar?
- jennyboo
- Deciding what quote to show next
- From the makers of PSU
- Where the primary colors are Red, Black, Blue, Yellow, Purple, and Teal
- Penn State University

The Jennyboo one... I was trying to do a search for jennyboo to see what quotes she submitted. Didn't realiez I was actually ON the quote submission page...